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@hansdurchholz.com
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28, progressive, software dev, gamer (derogatory), improv enjoyer. ✨Fuck genAI✨ You might know me as B_Hands, grunchy_hands, grunch. Gunch. he/they

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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 12/11/2025
OATCHI NO
Pikmin 4 screenshot: Oatchi holding a donut decor Pikmin in his mouth
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 22/08/2025
I'm so in love with this game and its community
Mario Kart World screenshot of 6 Stingbys hopping around Bee Wario on a lily pad near Acorn Heights16 Stingbys on the Bumble V, posing for a picture at the starting line of Faraway Oasis
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 21/08/2025
No cheating, last photo of your pet
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 11/08/2025
Shoutouts to openrct2, a C++ rewrite of Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 with online multiplayer. I'm not mentioning this with the intention of "erm actually C++ is better🤓☝️," but rather another point to ASM openrct2.io
Screenshot of OpenRCT2's github page's "Languages" section. C++ has 98.2% usage, visualized by a color-coded graph in which C++ dominates the other languages.
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 25/07/2025
Rest in Piss
Hulk hogan Twitter exchange circa 2016:

"Poop in my gym brother HH"

"I really hope you mean pop. Sorry to correct you, brother"

"poop brother HH"
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 26/06/2025
Me when I see art
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 26/06/2025
Mario Kart World version 1.1.2 removes the popular workaround to avoid intermission courses by selecting "random" in the Online Race mode. I like to call this game the most Mario Kart Mario Kart to ever Mario Kart, fitting that Nintendo pulls the biggest Nintendo move imaginable here
Mario Kart World update 1.1.2: "Adjusted courses selected in "Random" when selecting next course in a wireless "VS Race."
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 10/06/2025
This movie cured my nihilism
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 29/05/2025
Ridiculously cool! The painter (self-insert?) is oddly adorable and I love that
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 12/05/2025
Just a couple gremlins
Hans & his dog Heidi cuddling. Heidi is looking at me with glee and love in her eyes
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 09/05/2025
🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 30/04/2025
Hi hello I'm good with computers and I want to make your life easier I'm looking for #volunteer or #freelance work to help with your websites, database operations, and any general IT issues. I can work remotely or on-site near St. Louis, MO. My DM's are open!
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 24/04/2025
Hell YES I'm getting this #SEO thing figured out #webdev #reactjs I should probably update this ~7 year old photo huh
Screenshot of Google Image Search - my site & Frog.gif are the second result, behind my LinkedIn page
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 20/04/2025
Happy #mother3 and funny drug day to all who celebrate I have a head start on both accounts, pic related
Mother 3 Screenshot - "Inside the mailbox was the sound of yourself crying."
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 19/04/2025
Friend
Blue Heron taking flight across a lake
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 02/04/2025
My dumb ass really thought I could wait until I find stable employment to get a Switch 2. Nintendo's making it really hard when they show me something like this
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 30/03/2025
I'm loving every second of Ena: Dream BBQ so far. Blown away by the love put into this (free!) game. #ENA #DreamBBQ store.steampowered.com/app/2134320/...
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 20/03/2025
In This Moment, I am Carl Wheezer
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 20/03/2025
I've been trying to figure out animation, check out this neat frog I made :) #pixelart #aseprite #animation
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 08/03/2025
I've been playing around with #pixelart after 27 years of diligently snuffing out any artistic desires. @aseprite.org is really fun! Please enjoy my Worm. He's not perfect but he's mine.
32-bit pixel art of Worm on a String, purple variant
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Hans @hansdurchholz.com · 05/03/2025
For no reason in particular (director's commentary: there is a plethora of reasons), I'm thinking about @kalebhorton.bsky.social's "The D*lbert Project" kalebhorton.ghost.io/the-d-lbert-... Check it out! I love it so much! Insane works like this are ironically keeping me sane
A strip of 3 panels from Kaleb Horton's "The D*lbert Project." These panels are formatted identically to Scott Adams' work, watermarks and all, alongside repurposed assets from the comic strip.

Panel 1: Dilbert, donning his classic fuckass silly tie, is typing away at his computer while stating, "I must set the fire. I must set the fire for the rebels. The panel's background is a green-white gradient and is covered top to bottom with Dilbert's writings, detailing the cold mechanical dying world and his plans to cleanse the world of its suffering. The panel has a vignette effect, aligned to the right.

Panel 2: Pointy-haired boss is standing outside of The Compound, a repurposed asset of Path-E-Tech Management from the original comic strip. He is holding his typical coffee mug with his other arm extended and he is yelling the following phrase 6 times: "Time to rise!" The vignette effect has vanished for this panel.

Panel 3: We return to Dilbert, who is now leaning back in his chair while the panel has become monochrome with a simple solid background. The vignette effect is back, this time aligned to the left. The narration reads, "But he is too afraid. And so he waits." Dilbert states, "The liars are coming."
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