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aquila 🍉 most normal frankenstein enjoyer @belllmonts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"dracula is actually about repression" "dracula is actually about bloodsucking landlords" "dracula is actually about assault" "dracula is actually about xenophobia" "dracula is actually about bram stoker being closeted" dracula is about all of those things welcome to the gothic genre

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Love it when the ticket you just bought takes longer to load on your phone than your journey so you're stuck at the ticket barrier trying to explain how you're not insane and you can see the live alert saying you've arrived but you can't see your sodding ticket to scan

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Had a really valuable work day yesterday but as I was jokingly complaining on the way home about the amount of people who had limp fish handshakes it was pointed out to me that I was wearing a wrist brace and it was more likely everyone was trying really hard to be considerate 🤦

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helen nooroni @helnoor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

As a millennial I'm convinced that if I watch a single tiktok I will instantly crumble into a fine dust

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is one of the many many many reasons I do not have a dog. It's in the top 10 but not the top 5 tbh

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I feel like a terrible parent reading this and the responses as I refuse to read a bedtime story twice in a row. I will read Burglar Bill 4/7 nights but no more than that and not consecutive nights

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This whole fucking thread goddamit. Every time someone comes at me with 'not all men' I want to smack them in the face with 'at least enough fucking men that for all conceivable purposes it feels like all men so fuck off'

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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“It’s not ALL men.” None of the 50+ men the Cornell rapists invited to come join them in raping a woman they’d drugged went to the authorities or tried to stop it. Not all men would rape an unconscious woman, but where are the men who’d try to stop it, or EVEN FUCKING OBJECT?

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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

But here's the thing: the men being antisocial all the damn time don't listen when a woman tells them to knock it off. They might listen to you, a man. Step up. Say something. Stop making excuses for your passivity.

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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is the most important thing men can do, and they must be doing it immediately. People create culture. People can change it. If you can't remember the last time you created some social awkwardness by telling another man to stop with that shit, you probably aren't pulling your weight.

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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I would like to see more men talking about how to and peer pressuring each other into calling out misogyny and rape culture. Going against social norms is hard, and it helps to share tips and support.

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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

But I don't know anything about tapes or digitisation or anything like that. I don't even know how I would play this. I don't even know if it's still in good enough condition to play. So my question is... How? How do I take these two tapes, this two part performance, and make the choir live again?

An open box of scotch polyester tapes, showing the reel inside

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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm going to tell you a story and then, at the end, I'm going to ask you if anyone happens to have the niche knowledge I need to help... The story begins, as so many of my stories do, in an ancient church in the middle of a city. But it's not now. And it's not hundreds of years ago. It's the 1960's

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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sorry, I saw your message, but I also saw nineteen other phone alerts that same minute. My brain evolved to evade predators. I will not improve.

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Took a shared Uber tonight which was terrifying for my 'ahh people!' brain but was about 4 quid cheaper & they didn't say a word to me so it worked out

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Woman easily in her 60s playing the radio out loud from her phone at the bus stop. Social contract is dead y'all

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Listened to the Behind the Bastards episodes about Andrew Tate and goddam, 3 years later and he's only just being charged for some of this shit

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

so today I learned that Canadian engineers take a sacred oath written by Rudyard Kipling which is *clearly* worded to bind them as defenders against the fae. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calling...

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Calling of an Engineer - Wikipedia

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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Being a toddler is just doing things that would get an adult arrested immediately, 24/7

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The terror of knowing your phone must be in the building somewhere as your headphones are still working but having no idea where it is

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

He wanted to bring his tank as well but it wouldn't fit through the gates. No I have no idea why/how he had a collection of WWII military vehicles.

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Not assembly: for WWII Day someone's dad brought in his appropriately historical armoured vehicle and we all got to have a sit in In an assembly: half the teachers visibly smashed, one dressed as a Christmas tree, singing Merry Xmas Everybody up on stage

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I am home! I am ignoring the biggest spider I've ever seen in the hallway! I did dispose of the baby slug that keeps sneaking through the dodgy seal on the patio doors

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just need to find a taxi then I can sleep 😴😴😴😴

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I named about 5 more who apparently haven't been MPs since 2024 so shows how much attention I'm paying 😬 MP Recall 🏛️ I named 17/649 current MPs in five minutes. 🟥 12/403 LAB 🟦 2/118 CON 🩵 1/8 REF 🟢 1/5 GRN 🟪 1/2 YP Can you beat me? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/mprecall/

toys.jamesomalley.co.uk

MP Recall — How many MPs can you remember?

Name as many current UK MPs as you can in five minutes.

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I am on a train that purports to go further than Reading. We shall see if those mythical lands materialise

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If you're going to Reading you're fucking golden

Photo of train departure boards. All but 2 of the 7 boards have Reading as their ultimate destination. At the bottom of the photo you can just see another display in red reading 'service disruption'

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Finished my training course just after 3. Was fiscally responsible and booked super off peak train back (travel after 7pm). Been at the station for an hour and the next train projected to go anywhere near my way is after 9pm. Fuck it I'm having a beer.

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Alt-text for quoted image - meme of fellow with a party hat on standing in the corner with a drink while couples are dancing in the foreground. Text above fellow reads 'Nobody knows I'm going to be the pope'

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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A deeply weird thing about entering middle age now is the continual struggle of 'is this just age-related nostalgia' versus 'empirically, a really bad thing happened to the United Kingdom when I turned eighteen'.

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Have been to a talk by him and this was the exact experience. Host did a cracking job to get any words in at all

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

God I wish none of this made any sense to me, none of this knowledge has enriched my life

Cat Manning (@catacalypto.bsky.social) I explained the Sankey diagram and I have never before seen such a look of disgust and disappointment
Quoted Post: Waverly (@waverlysm.bsky.social) Sankey diagram or no
Reply Thread Iain Hendry (@iainhendry.bsky.social) don't know if this is a hot take but i find the harry potter fanfic part more awkward to explain than the orgy
Alice Camp (@acampwriting.com) the harry potter fanfic is infinitely more embarrassing than the orgy
Sahil Bajaj will BRB (for... (@sahilb...) Harry Potter fanfic is involved in the sex cult Sankey Diagram???

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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm 94% sure that, by this time next year, we'll have heard all about how David #Walliams has suddenly discovered Christianity.

David Walliams backlist dropped by HarperCollins

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Just put my slipper booties on, it's officially Autumn

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Things I learned at first open evening for my son's secondary school: 1) bring water, it's surprisingly thirsty work 2) running into their mates feels nice. It's not. 3) facilities have certainly moved on a bit in the last 30 years 4) HOW OLD is my son, GOD HOW OLD AM I??

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

As a pedestrian, it is possible to think cars are the biggest problem in road safety WHILST ALSO not wanting to be run over by an e-bike. A person can contain multitudes.

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Having worked with aerospace engineers I feel we're also missing the 'have we tried hitting it with something' loop

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Jay asking and answering the most important theological questions of our time, thank you for your service

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Genuinely considering buying up some cheapo headphones to carry around and offer out to people but not sure I've got the balls for followthrough

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David Klemperer @dmk1793.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Every time I'm on a train and someone is playing music or video out loud on their phone, a strange tension comes over the whole carriage - people look around at each other, wondering if anyone will have the courage to say something, and then when someone does, whether there will be bad reaction

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Hannah Millenial @hannahmillen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Working in the new office today and I am 100% going to go broke as I'm about 200yrds award from the food market

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Nico Mara-McKay 🦇 (they/iel) @nicomaramckay.com · 15/09/2026

This is allyship. Thank you, @blumineck.bsky.social.

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