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john handelaar

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I made KildareStreet.com, inter alia. [🇮🇪 Cork]

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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 19h
The kids using “Brexit” and “AI” as insults makes me think the kids are pretty great, actually
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 03/10/2026
Lane || Boot.dev v @wagslane
Holy shit, America is cooked. They were able to perfectly clone the Microsoft Teams experience.


POLTICO
POLITICOEurope
@POLITICOEurope • Oct 1
The European Commission has rolled out an alternative to Microsoft Teams.
But officials using it aren't impressed, with one describing the tool as "absolute shit."
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 11h
If that "we're calling it superintelligence instead" thing took hold, presumably those .ai domains would end in .si instead. Which is Slovenia. Which is where Melania comes from. Now, having realised this, I am 8000% convinced that the whole thing is *entirely* a domain-related grifting attempt
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 03/10/2026
3 weeks hence, heads of bill came out and confirmed it, and FF's new Mengele policy is STILL being completely ignored -- *including* by @labour.ie and @social-democrats.bsky.social. If they pass this shit NOBODY who lives here legally and becomes disabled will EVER be eligible for citizenship again
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 03/10/2026
Update: they published the heads of bill for this shitshow student fashcunt shit, and yeah -- nobody forced into disability will ever not be disqualified
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Evan @evan.best · 13/10/2024
*Matt Mullenweg shooting WordPress*

“Why would WPEngine do this?”
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 02/10/2026
The overwhelming majority of people in the world have never heard this putz speak, even once, when he was not yet suffering from dementia. He was famously already unable to walk down stairs (because of prefrontal dementia) when he first declared his candidacy, now over a decade ago
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 02/10/2026
It's a shame that they were really cheaply made like this, because several Misuoka cars are *properly* bonkers in the best sort of way (see also the Le-Seyde, it's completely batshit)
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
y’arrrr
When a pirate is about to cum.

image of back of ambulance

fire me | dic unit
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 02/10/2026
They don't *need* the salt, is my point -- the rain destroys them completely, unassisted
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 01/10/2026
They turn almost entirely into red dust at the slightest provocation, and don't you live in PNW? :)
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The BBC's new director general's brain is smaller on the inside.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 29/01/2026
If you are a person who works in social media, and your job requires you to manage an account on Twitter/X, please ask your boss, in writing, to verify that you are required as a responsibility of your position to be on a platform that knowingly creates and monetizes child sexual abuse material …
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
[image of saw gerrera]

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 26/09/2026
(I think this is a misfire in your narrative and not a personal failure and don't wanna say) I read these threads and think that you have at the end of it said approximately nothing that supports the idea that you have any opinion at all about Carney/Canada and the EU despite a lot of claiming to
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Eris Loves #DeadTeenagerMovie 🎃📚👻 @erislovesmovies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We also need an increased working population paying into our social insurance fund to support our top-heavy state pensions but yes, we must stop people working here
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 26/09/2026
You are a cunt, and that is why your kids don't want to talk to you, and why all those women treat you like you're dangerous.
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 26/09/2026
ps also HOW is anybody banging out 500word/h in print, or is that also no longer a requirement? are we all ok with this Duplo version of exams being equivalent to what we were forced to do? [Fwiw maybe i don't care but also:] Clearly this being actively concealed in public reveals... shame?
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 26/09/2026
And at what point did a demographic swathe of the entire anglophone world switch back to only writing like you're six years old and this was a complete secret to everyone else anyway?
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 26/09/2026
They're not typing their school or college exams
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 26/09/2026
Also let's be clear: that subreddit has people asking for the fucking Rosetta Stone because their own nana didn't write their ma's bday card in all-caps. In 1970
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 26/09/2026
I mean ok (but at what point did "joined-up writing" stop existing? i would have expected to have *heard* of that at least) But also: Turkey changed its fucking alphabet 110 years ago and they have an excuse. These incurious morons pretend they have the exact same disadvantage because... whatevs?
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 26/09/2026
The *most* autism-reference-coded trope of my youth invoked right there
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 26/09/2026
Being married to someone who is far more Reddit-aware than me means I was this very week shown an entire community of people under 35 who need help decyphering (eg) old birth certs because they apparently cannot read *any* cursive handwriting *at all*. Your sample might as well be heiroglyph to them
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 26/09/2026
Nope. The dominant faction of members believe themselves Left. They poll their *voters*, who REAAAAALLLLY FUCKING DON'T
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 26/09/2026
Well yeah... also I disagree that II is "fffg coded" -- it is entirely Bertie-coded racist FF without adult supervision. SF's woe is the unsolvable problem that its LH staff think they're groovy lefties but down here *every time* some pub cunt says he's SF it's because he agrees with Hitler
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 26/09/2026
There's some interesting shit in this but a) ffs WHY would they not split out the quite-parliamentarily-large group of Leninist parties? and b) a poll saying we are a 5% swing from "destroy everything" does not exactly support our political class's gigantic 'we are immune from eurofash' smugness
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 26/09/2026
Ó Cuív himself is not a great example of the type everyone assumes him to be, if only because of his (religiously-informed) total support for trans self-ID and rights
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 26/09/2026
Guade-looo-OOOOOO-oooupe, as (assumedly) they pronounced it
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 25/09/2026
Knave of Clubs on his night off
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The free rider problem is the defining factor in whether someone is left or right wing, this is because if you think free riders are a problem you tend not to be intellectually curious enough to understand long chains of cause and effect.
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 20/09/2026
Then this is yet another example of American Spelling Is Wrong, no? That word surely requires a diaresis
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saw your boyfriend at the disused steel mill
Big melt
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 19/09/2026
Yet every pre-1942 military org that ever *won a war* got into bromide, oddly
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Simple Sabotage Field Manual @simple-sabotage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In public treat axis nationals or quislings coldly.
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 18/09/2026
Culture Night in Cork pub: 60ish cpl come in (battered), himself wants to know if they've "anything like Heineken". Informed that they have Heineken, which more or less qualifies, he asks 'do you have anything else?'
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 17/09/2026
David Heinemeier Hansson called for the extermination of Romani people, comparing them to animals. An entire roster of tech tycoons responded by each personally giving him $1 million for his open source software project, even though he’s already wealthy enough to have a personal race car team.
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eleanortiernan.bsky.social @eleanortiernan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If any mathematicians are on the fence about coming out against Ai for doing nothing more than just stealing the best bit of craic of being a mathematician i.e. solving theorems then I think this is a legit reason to oppose ai and I will support you.
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 16/09/2026
13 weeks hence, the question will be 'will people mistake this for a Christmas elf thing'?
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 16/09/2026
Berwick upon Tweed is very slightly further away from Manchester than London is
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 16/09/2026
lmao at sn event where (Cloudflare CEO) Matt Prince just offhandedly mentioned he’s getting divorced, and… nothing could be less surprising. We *already knew* you were writing million-dollar checks to Nazis, man.
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john handelaar @handelaar.org · 16/09/2026
The purpose of this was never to push far-right propaganda to a large audience. The purpose of this is to delete all widely-available information sources which are not far-right propaganda. To its owners, this is *success*, not failure
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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