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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Chris: I want to run Brancalonia for y'all and ask Tricia [who has a puppet phobia] if I can keep in the gang/mafia of Pinocchios me: did you say gay mafia of Pinocchios?? Chris: I said gang/mafia, I guess they COULD be gay, they're gay now

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

just got an ad for "the last pillow you'll ever need" and if it's not a pillow that kills you they missed a good prank opportunity

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

gotta hand it to whoever made Dressmaker, I've never before been excited to see the words "100% straight"

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

your bakers were so preoccupied with whether it could be cake, they didn't stop to think whether it should be cake

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

in today's "why is my toddler crying" it's because he was playing with the light switch and it only went as far as "on," not "double on" or "super on" or whatever he was hoping for

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[watching an Elmo potty special where a giant ape has to poop so they bring out a giant toilet with a crane] Chris: That's nice that they're doing that me: Mamdani would do that Chris: He would actually me: Then later he'd hold a press conference announcing giant ape street shit had decreased 100%

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ok I tried this tonight but the other pot was way bigger so I had to put in a ton of water then when I pulled the colander pot out it started gushing boiling water out of the holes in the side so maybe I was actually doing it correctly by just putting the colander in the sink

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

for my own stress levels I've started doing a thing where if someone starts mansplaining to me I pretend I clicked on a video titled "Cable Repairman Overexplains Video Buffers To You For Maximum Tingles [ASMR]"

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

my photo app made me a video called "cuddles & purrs" and I'm like, I can imagine this being really cute for people who actually have a cat that they take pictures of anyway this is what I'm workin with over here

pencil sketch of dubious artistic quality depicting a cat-headed human petting a human-headed cat with a bald head, glasses, and a goatee

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

holy fuckin shit y'all those pot-shaped colanders you're supposed to put them in the pot FIRST THEN cook the food then pull the food OUT and drain it like THAT I am 46 years old & I have been putting them in the sink then dumping the pot into them this entire time kinda freaking out here tbh

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

gotten too reliant on the internet, I just tried to google what Teen Spirit Caribbean Cool flavor smelled like 😭

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Gory Battlefield @garybutterfield.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The event is saturday! The gfm has the wrong date but if is saturday the 26th!

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I don't normally go in for the "when I was a kid we drank from the hose!" kind of stuff but it *just* now occurred to me that maybe Pepto-Bismol had a more precise children's dose than "here take a big ol' swig out of the bottle, then we don't have to wash the little plastic cup"

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Jennifer de Ghoulsman Haunts Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My daughter’s latest masterpiece

A painting of a round cat with small ears in a McDonald’s fry bag

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Riff Conner @rifflesby.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

You have a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage to get across the river, two at a time. But, if you leave the wolf and the goat alone, the wolf will eat the goat; if you leave the goat and the cabbage, the goat will eat the cabbage; and if you leave the cabbage and the wolf, the cabbage will eat the wolf

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Ms Rachel: It's okay if a friend won't share a toy! You can always get a grownup to help 🥰 me, the grownup in charge of helping: okay but where are my instructions for this situation, is there like, a dungeon master's guide

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

just got a campaign text that in the first paragraph blasted our Dem rep for not voting to put more money in the pockets of Arizonans (at the cost of *what* it didn't mention) then the second paragraph was istg "She's a socialist! Bernie Sanders even endorsed her!! That's way too socialist!!!" 🤔

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Florencia Minuzzi @flom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

There are still slots left in this interactive workshop - perfect if you or anyone you know wants to learn how to make a narrative game in 3 hours!

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

about as often as I think "it'd be cool if the non-shitty version of this shitty thing existed but that would actively require a corporation to leave money on the table so it doesn't"

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

if you rename Lake Ontario to Lake America the new acronym is SHAME 👍

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

are you telling me a crab ran this goon

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Donkey Kong's arch enemy should be Monkey Kong who is a donkey

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

ladies can any of y'all explain why you all love the movie Tommy Boy, is it the part where he sings about wearing the little coat or

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

D&D player psychology in a nutshell: one of our party members is cursed to die when someone says a randomly rolled secret idiom, so naturally we spend all session going "well you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs" "yeah and don't put all those eggs into one basket"

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

my D&D party has determined that if you play with the sentient weapons from White Plume Mountain, Whelm is the best one to put up your butt

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

more like anne hath stay the fuck home amirite

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

2-yr-old nephew: [cooks in toy kitchen with spatula] me, to the tune of Dragula: 🎵COOK in the kitchen and GET the pan sizzlin and SCOOP it all up with my SPATULAA🎶 nephew: AGAIN [proceeds to make me & my sister sing this dumb thing 18 times] me: I have never regretted a choice more in my life

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 18/07/2026

a man and his son are in a car accident; the father dies but the son is taken to hospital. the surgeon says, “i can’t operate on this boy - i am a horse”. how is this possible? find out on DOCTOR HORSE, thursdays at 9pm on cbs.

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 17/07/2026

Intellectually I know that The Hague is a real place and things other than The International Criminal Court exist there. I was still not prepared to read the sentence: “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”

A poster for Shrek Rave with a giant green laser 3d head of Shrek wearing sunglasses. The text below says “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

my sister just told me it's impossible to wash the outside of a blueberry because it all goes inside of you once you eat it and I feel like this is a fresh philosophy that is gonna start some FIGHTS

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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 18/05/2026

today on the streetcar the man sitting across from me ended what seemed like an important business call with “well, as snoopy would say: gawrsh!” then he frowned, looked at me, mouthed “goofy?”, I nodded, then he said “I’m just being goofy!” and hung up, and gave me a thumbs up

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

help me compose a thread of kids' bangers I'll open with this unrelenting jam from Thundercat youtu.be/4Ls3PTRCXzs?...

youtu.be

The Orange Cat's Special Time Outdoors

YouTube video by Yo Gabba Gabba! - Topic

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/07/2026

DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN

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Everest Pipkin @everest.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Would you like to contribute an OBJECT to live in a WAREHOUSE GAME? I'm working on a parser fiction game where you play as a worker in the warehouse of the gods- sorting, storing, rearranging objects, meandering. I need so many objects! Maybe even: one of yours? docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

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Objects contribution for god's warehouse game

What is this? I'm (Everest) making a short parser fiction game where you are a worker in the warehouse of the gods, sorting and storing objects to the whims of holy creatures. Would you like to subm...

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I spoke to Mitch McConnell yesterday and he said I could stay up as late as I wanted and you had to get me a pony

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

me: here have a bowl of cheerios toddler: [grabs bowl, flings cheerios everywhere] me: yeah I shoulda seen that co- toddler: [starts meticulously picking up cheerios & re-bowling them] me: oh, ok, as long as you're enterta- toddler: [gets mad at one cheerio in particular, SCREAMS] me: what the heck

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

rolling a warforged echo knight, I'd already decided I was going to do a bad Australian accent specifically to annoy our Australian party member (& cause I can't do a good one) then I rolled a 3 CHA & I'm like, shit how do I play this a minute later it dawns on me: that's literally just Tom Cardy

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

as of 40 minutes ago my husband has acquired a "FFVI development facts" microenthusiasm which he is liveposting to me in real time, did you know character and storylet development was spread out throughout the whole design team? Kaori Tanaka had a character bible for Edgar & Sabin the more u know

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

my old job in a rural WI town (pop ~3K) had a pizza-on-the-farm night w/ live music one week we booked a locally popular bluegrass band called Dead Horses you never heard of 'em, I never heard of 'em, but lemme tell ya the crowd that showed up was about 10x as big as the Great American State Fair

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

our campaign setting uses sentient weapons Wave Whelm & Blackrazor, except the party encountered Wave & Whelm first & thought it was BULLSHIT Blackrazor doesn't also have a one-syllable W name now we just unironically say shit like "guys we CANNOT let Kess's grandma have her soul eaten by Wank"

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Gory Battlefield @garybutterfield.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

A little reminder my band came out with a record recently and you can buy it! the vinyl spins good. Also, we're playing a show in Portland, in PUBLIC, at a street fest thing July 11th at noon, details to follow. If you live local, come by! modridge.bandcamp.com/album/premie...

modridge.bandcamp.com

Premier Modridge, by Modridge

12 track album

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

new episode of Clash of the Type-Ins! we play Ryan's brand new game Ryan Veeder's Agatha Christie's Murder on the Orient Express, invent a new pronoun to address youb the listener, & I eat udon noodles for several minutes without speaking cause I thought we were off-air rcveeder.net/clash/cotti5...

rcveeder.net

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I feel like we're at a point culturally where you could just name an Arby's sandwich "Big Momma's Roast Beef Vagina" & people would be like "yeah gimme three of those roast beef vaginas and a Coke"

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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

Caravaggio's Baccus painting, featuring a lush fruity spread and leaves bedecking a pasty twink who only works out his arms

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The most extreme examples of
Stendhal syndrome share a sensation of
self-fragmentation. Magherini
describes the case of a 53-year-old
German man who was hospitalized
after repeatedly viewing Caravaggio's
Bacchus at Uffizi Gallery. The patient
felt "an attraction closer and closer to
an intimate sexual arousal of
ambiguous nature that invaded him
and made him feel good and bad."
Unmoored and distressed, he sought
medical attention. After treating the
subject's initial episode, Magherini
writes that he came to recognize his
latent homosexuality. Another case...

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

wait if Boruto is named for the word "bolt" does that mean Naruto is named for the word "nart"

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

oh no some people on reddit discovered the new "do you sit or stand to wipe" and it's "do you turn off the water to soap yourself up" I just soap up a part of my body while it's not currently in the water? are other people's showers more full of water than mine is? is it a multiple bucket situation

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