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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Chris: I want to run Brancalonia for y'all and ask Tricia [who has a puppet phobia] if I can keep in the gang/mafia of Pinocchios me: did you say gay mafia of Pinocchios?? Chris: I said gang/mafia, I guess they COULD be gay, they're gay now

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

just got an ad for "the last pillow you'll ever need" and if it's not a pillow that kills you they missed a good prank opportunity

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

gotta hand it to whoever made Dressmaker, I've never before been excited to see the words "100% straight"

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

your bakers were so preoccupied with whether it could be cake, they didn't stop to think whether it should be cake

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

in today's "why is my toddler crying" it's because he was playing with the light switch and it only went as far as "on," not "double on" or "super on" or whatever he was hoping for

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[watching an Elmo potty special where a giant ape has to poop so they bring out a giant toilet with a crane] Chris: That's nice that they're doing that me: Mamdani would do that Chris: He would actually me: Then later he'd hold a press conference announcing giant ape street shit had decreased 100%

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

my mother-in-law was like "well yeah obviously you cook the food in the colander" then when I was like "SHIT SHIT SHIT there's boiling water coming out" she was like "idk maybe move it to the sink first" & I was like "I thought you KNEW"

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ok I tried this tonight but the other pot was way bigger so I had to put in a ton of water then when I pulled the colander pot out it started gushing boiling water out of the holes in the side so maybe I was actually doing it correctly by just putting the colander in the sink

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

for my own stress levels I've started doing a thing where if someone starts mansplaining to me I pretend I clicked on a video titled "Cable Repairman Overexplains Video Buffers To You For Maximum Tingles [ASMR]"

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

my photo app made me a video called "cuddles & purrs" and I'm like, I can imagine this being really cute for people who actually have a cat that they take pictures of anyway this is what I'm workin with over here

pencil sketch of dubious artistic quality depicting a cat-headed human petting a human-headed cat with a bald head, glasses, and a goatee

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

this is like the way less interesting version of when that girl didn't know moose were real

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

holy fuckin shit y'all those pot-shaped colanders you're supposed to put them in the pot FIRST THEN cook the food then pull the food OUT and drain it like THAT I am 46 years old & I have been putting them in the sink then dumping the pot into them this entire time kinda freaking out here tbh

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

gotten too reliant on the internet, I just tried to google what Teen Spirit Caribbean Cool flavor smelled like 😭

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Gory Battlefield @garybutterfield.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The event is saturday! The gfm has the wrong date but if is saturday the 26th!

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

unrelatedly I got contact lenses a few years ago & said I hadn't had any since 1998, and the optometrist was like "we would not sell you those now, we would be horrified if those got anywhere near your eyeballs," & I'm like, that's great, people definitely DID tell me to put them in my eyeballs tho

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I don't normally go in for the "when I was a kid we drank from the hose!" kind of stuff but it *just* now occurred to me that maybe Pepto-Bismol had a more precise children's dose than "here take a big ol' swig out of the bottle, then we don't have to wash the little plastic cup"

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Jennifer de Ghoulsman Haunts Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My daughter’s latest masterpiece

A painting of a round cat with small ears in a McDonald’s fry bag

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

there's a related thing lately where characters are not supposed to be problematic or do bad things (gaslighting etc) even if they're the villains? and like an important job of fiction is to teach people about bad shit that exists without them having to experience it all firsthand

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Riff Conner @rifflesby.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

You have a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage to get across the river, two at a time. But, if you leave the wolf and the goat alone, the wolf will eat the goat; if you leave the goat and the cabbage, the goat will eat the cabbage; and if you leave the cabbage and the wolf, the cabbage will eat the wolf

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Ms Rachel: It's okay if a friend won't share a toy! You can always get a grownup to help 🥰 me, the grownup in charge of helping: okay but where are my instructions for this situation, is there like, a dungeon master's guide

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

if you're not dating by the time you go into this bathroom you will be when you emerge

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

so lemme see if I got this when the government doesn't give you money, that's BAD and when the government gives you money, that's WORSE

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

just got a campaign text that in the first paragraph blasted our Dem rep for not voting to put more money in the pockets of Arizonans (at the cost of *what* it didn't mention) then the second paragraph was istg "She's a socialist! Bernie Sanders even endorsed her!! That's way too socialist!!!" 🤔

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Florencia Minuzzi @flom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

There are still slots left in this interactive workshop - perfect if you or anyone you know wants to learn how to make a narrative game in 3 hours!

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

about as often as I think "it'd be cool if the non-shitty version of this shitty thing existed but that would actively require a corporation to leave money on the table so it doesn't"

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

if you rename Lake Ontario to Lake America the new acronym is SHAME 👍

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

my sister & I played so much Harvest Moon one night at our cousin's house that she grew up and married a farmer

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

are you telling me a crab ran this goon

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

hmu if you come down to Phoenix! which, why would you, it's worse

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Donkey Kong's arch enemy should be Monkey Kong who is a donkey

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I just finished my reread of the first three yesterday & like LFG! also you can kinda sing it to the tune of Wave of Mutilation

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

ladies can any of y'all explain why you all love the movie Tommy Boy, is it the part where he sings about wearing the little coat or

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

awww I'm sorry about your small dude : (

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

D&D player psychology in a nutshell: one of our party members is cursed to die when someone says a randomly rolled secret idiom, so naturally we spend all session going "well you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs" "yeah and don't put all those eggs into one basket"

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

my D&D party has determined that if you play with the sentient weapons from White Plume Mountain, Whelm is the best one to put up your butt

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

more like anne hath stay the fuck home amirite

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

the natural language aspect can actually make it harder to communicate what you want the code to do, is a thing I find sometimes with Inform 7

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

sorry if I could've done more to help you not feel self-conscious while it was happening! you did fuckin perfectly great

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

2-yr-old nephew: [cooks in toy kitchen with spatula] me, to the tune of Dragula: 🎵COOK in the kitchen and GET the pan sizzlin and SCOOP it all up with my SPATULAA🎶 nephew: AGAIN [proceeds to make me & my sister sing this dumb thing 18 times] me: I have never regretted a choice more in my life

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 18/07/2026

a man and his son are in a car accident; the father dies but the son is taken to hospital. the surgeon says, “i can’t operate on this boy - i am a horse”. how is this possible? find out on DOCTOR HORSE, thursdays at 9pm on cbs.

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 17/07/2026

Intellectually I know that The Hague is a real place and things other than The International Criminal Court exist there. I was still not prepared to read the sentence: “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”

A poster for Shrek Rave with a giant green laser 3d head of Shrek wearing sunglasses. The text below says “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

bite into the apple and instead of a core it just says "We couldn't auto-process your subscription renewal, click here to change payment method"

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

her degree is in elementary education so I'm not sure there are any hard and fast biological rules

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

me: She says apples don't have an outside, they only have inside+ Chris: ...I need to think about this

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Jenni Polodna @hamsterdisco.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

she says "I guess after you've incorporated the blueberry into your cells and some of them are skin cells. But not right after you eat it!"

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