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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
THE ODYSSEY (2026)
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
like i wrote about three and a half years ago. now weaponized! ballsandstrikes.org/legal-cultur...
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How the Law Review Grind Makes Legal Scholarship Worse
Fancy law reviews are less incubators for innovative legal theories than tools for burnishing the résumés of everyone involved.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
They won’t save a single soul
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i’m not saying this is a correct interpretation of the constitution, because it’s not, but if these are the rules now… bring me President AOC like tomorrow
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
i am soliciting bluesky for EV SUV reccommendations
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The Knicks retain the Mandate of Heaven
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
just because words have meaning: your subordinate cannot, definitionally, create a hostile work environment if you are the person empowered to take remedial action also, more broadly, that’s not what hostile work environment means and also, she’s an idiot and a loser
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
been over three years since i blogged about this stupid front in the conservative war on abortion rights and they’re still regurgitating the same dumb points in every dissent ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...
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The Fringe Legal Theory Powering the Conservative War On Abortion Pills
Conservatives are trying to revive a 150-year-old federal obscenity law called the Comstock Act to peel back reproductive rights.
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
it’s insufferable as they rip this country apart how they demand to be loved and adored while they do it
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/05/2026
he thinks you 🫵 are stupid
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/04/2026
it is racial discrimination to try ensure that the representation of a minority group is roughly in line with its proportion of the state’s population. it is equal protection to allow a state to obliterate a minority group’s representation.
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social what da hell
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/04/2026
a happy star meme with irreverent caption
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Sources tell me McAfee is stable. Please God
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duen / niko / miles @riolu.gay · 31/03/2026
i am now IP banned from the pokemon center website :D
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
shoresy aristotle will feed families for generations
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
holy shit strip law is so funny
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
As the guy who pays all the protestors, bonuses for an audible “Fuck ICE” chant at the Seahawks game, we just approved the budget for it
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
All due respect lady you go to hell
Pats fan holding a sign that says “the good old days are back” ew
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Brennan Lee Mulligan @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
congrats to @rava.bsky.social
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
in crunch time the team blessed by the pope decided it needed a hail mary, makes perfect sense
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
@natetice.bsky.social colby parkinson vindication
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Gesher Tzar Meod Trap Remix @reallyliketrains.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Attempting to explain AO3
yeah I think this is something people mostly don't get: ships + cannon were

*unbelievably* powerful
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Seth “Freakin” Claus
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 15/12/2025
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
@qbklass.bsky.social daiyan “two hands” henley
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
back when i had free time i blogged about this exact point. they’re theories of legal interpretation purpose built to make scotus the only body capable of divining the right answer to constitutional and statutory questions ballsandstrikes.org/legal-culture/j…
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
@rava.bsky.social hoosiers
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
the argument for bama not making the playoffs is not “bama lost a third game” the argument for bama not making the playoffs is “bama lost a third game, in which they had negative goddamn rushing yards”
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
it's time to be worse
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
@hollyanderson.bsky.social is there a version of tchaikovsky’s 1812 overture but instead of the cannons it’s that field goal donk you play sometimes on streamyard
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
year 6 or 7 of “tidal doesn’t do a spotify wrapped type beat so i have to make a subjective year-end top-whatever songs and albums list” 2k25 songs 25. sugar in the tank - julien baker, torres 24. 24 gospel - navy blue (feat. earl sweatshirt) 23. i want to sound like a ghost - champion trees
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
just opened my Landlord Wrapped?!? why did they need to send this
a cutesy graphic reading

you paid rent.... 
ELEVEN
times this year
still waiting on December! 
🤪🤪🤪cutesy graphic reading

you filed...
TWENTY THREE
maintenance requests
needy much?!?!?!?!?
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
hogwarts hogwarts tech hogwarts state hogwarts a&m western hogwarts hogwarts southern university of hogwarts - hogsmeade
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Another crisp fall day under the violent and oppressive pedophile regime
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
@reckless.bsky.social am i reading too much into this or has bob iger decided to wage the next front of espn’s war on youtube tv through a softball interview on the mnf manningcast
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
We’re gonna eat you. With forks.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
None of this is my fault, don’t doom in my mentions, don’t be a bitch, kick the shit out of everyone in our way until you see daylight, hope this helps
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
me golfing
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
@jaywillis.net bears :)
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
@jaywillis.net bears?
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 05/11/2025
I am BEGGING sports media covering Ausberry as the new AD at LSU to include this in their coverage. If you don’t, you are bad at your job and should be embarrassed.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/11/2025
give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 27/10/2025
this is infuriating, saddening, and incredibly well-reported by radley
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
so this is just murder. i’ve worked these cases before. often these boats are driven by young men from poor south american villages sold a bill of goods by a cartel, with no prior relationship to drug trafficking. they’re just murdering people.
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
the thing that’s jarring about these clips to me is that this isn’t even (usually) how normal cops initiate traffic stops or remove people from cars. i’ve seen all sorts of fleeing and eluding bodycam that don’t approach how thuggish these psycho ice agents look
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
got employee of the month at work today
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