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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
job senioritis best feeling in da world ngl
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the jets have three first round picks. use the first one on jeremiah. use the other two on qbs. let them fight for the death for the privilege of throwing to him
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
wait you mean the UM georgia tech game? that was under mario
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
2027 Hot Seat Power Rankings: 1. Scott Frost (because i think this team sucks but their noncon schedule is mid enough that they’ll still probably limp to 4-5 wins)
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
slangin’
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
#TakeAim
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
THE ODYSSEY (2026)
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
sucks so hard, didn’t even hit anything, just slipped out. he vingegone
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i went to grad school with Treasured Arbys
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
oh absolutely
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
like i wrote about three and a half years ago. now weaponized! ballsandstrikes.org/legal-cultur...
ballsandstrikes.org
How the Law Review Grind Makes Legal Scholarship Worse
Fancy law reviews are less incubators for innovative legal theories than tools for burnishing the résumés of everyone involved.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
They won’t save a single soul
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i’m not saying this is a correct interpretation of the constitution, because it’s not, but if these are the rules now… bring me President AOC like tomorrow
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
i am soliciting bluesky for EV SUV reccommendations
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
the Arian Smith role
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
oh so NOW we care about legislative history amy
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i think i just have a bog standard food processor from cuisinart? works good
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
tidal users of the world unite
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The Knicks retain the Mandate of Heaven
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
most living humans have not seen hunter biden’s dick
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
just because words have meaning: your subordinate cannot, definitionally, create a hostile work environment if you are the person empowered to take remedial action also, more broadly, that’s not what hostile work environment means and also, she’s an idiot and a loser
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
two hell yeah thumbs way up
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
the biggest hurdle is more having the money to buy the right bottle you need for one dumb thing, less so learn how to stir and shake well enough
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
it’s pretty straightforward
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
been over three years since i blogged about this stupid front in the conservative war on abortion rights and they’re still regurgitating the same dumb points in every dissent ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...
ballsandstrikes.org
The Fringe Legal Theory Powering the Conservative War On Abortion Pills
Conservatives are trying to revive a 150-year-old federal obscenity law called the Comstock Act to peel back reproductive rights.
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
it’s insufferable as they rip this country apart how they demand to be loved and adored while they do it
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/05/2026
he thinks you 🫵 are stupid
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/04/2026
it is racial discrimination to try ensure that the representation of a minority group is roughly in line with its proportion of the state’s population. it is equal protection to allow a state to obliterate a minority group’s representation.
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social what da hell
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/04/2026
a happy star meme with irreverent caption
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Sources tell me McAfee is stable. Please God
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
becoming an htlimby (hang the landlords in my back yard)
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
the city beautiful is a beautiful city, we just gotta get you away from the parks my man
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duen / niko / miles @riolu.gay · 31/03/2026
i am now IP banned from the pokemon center website :D
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
shoresy aristotle will feed families for generations
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
i’ll even forgive the repeated orlando slams
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
thank you @hellocullen.bsky.social
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
holy shit strip law is so funny
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
As the guy who pays all the protestors, bonuses for an audible “Fuck ICE” chant at the Seahawks game, we just approved the budget for it
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
All due respect lady you go to hell
Pats fan holding a sign that says “the good old days are back” ew
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Brennan Lee Mulligan @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.
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Osita Nwanevu @ositanwanevu.com · 24/01/2026
Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
congrats to @rava.bsky.social
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
he is the rule-proving exception
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
in crunch time the team blessed by the pope decided it needed a hail mary, makes perfect sense
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
seems like too simple a concept to get diced up on
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
you will not sneak this coded tua cope past me
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
@natetice.bsky.social colby parkinson vindication
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
admittedly “Jesus rejected the arrogance of many leaders” made me giggle
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memory champion @hammond.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
he at least comes into every game sounding like he wants to be here, even if he says dumb wrong shit sometimes
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