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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

Turkey bacon avocado sandwich on an Amoroso's roll, with a little bit of slap your mama spice mix on the avocado. Probably use a little more spice next time, really laid on the turkey because we got some leftover from a camping trip and I can't let it go to waste.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yeah, it knows my deal (Phallic/competitive and Trickster)

This app saying it got my whole deal from the fact that I often skeet out "shut the fuck up Tom Brady"

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Sometimes when I get blocked it's a reminder to be less of an asshole. Sometimes it's because some other guy was an asshole and I responded in kind and it's fine. And sometimes I have no idea why, but I'm perfectly fine with it:

Someone calling themselves Mr. Spookytime Grift, with a name that implies they are a DJ, blocking me.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

It is 87 degrees out and the trees look like this. My neighbor who has been out there with his leaf blower for half an hour must really not like his wife.

Green leaves, still firmly attached to the trees, and well out of range of my neighbor who is subjecting me to the roar of his gas powered leaf blower as he makes sure his driveway doesn't have any secret invisible leaves on it.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Or it could be this weird new kind of spam(?) account that keeps blocking and unblocking me:

Weird account that says "[inactive] Block this account to avoid unwanted notifications"

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

This guy really demonstrates what someone could do to please him:

Guy posting: well he certainly seems to be the same man he was then as he is today.
Unless he's a chameleon like most of them.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Guys, we love it when accounts that started off as a specific joke post seriously, don't we?

Jemelle Bouie reskeeting Richard M. Nixon, but it's not a Nixon joke or anything, just a serious thread about not letting Trump set the narrative wrt voter suppression.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I like cats so much I'm teaching these scared little feral critters how to cat properly.

Scared foster kittens hiding behind a toilet.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Very funny that they are aware that the specific guy exists, but don't think you should be allowed to make fun of one guy unless he is an accurate representation of a large class of guys:

The shitpoaster who accused Shiv of making up a guy, quote skeeting the guy, a real guy, that Shiv apparently made up, thus proving the Rice Lord has the power of creation.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Thanks Google/Fitbit, very helpful to let me know that I am either not working out enough or working out too much.

Fitbit notice that says:
Activity balance Low

Your activity balance was off. Being too sedentary (or overtraining) can lower your resilience to stress.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

They could have called it Mystery Hole

A skeet above the one I'm replying to with a sign for the Unbelievable Mystery Hole.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

To be fair, this is also what a cold has done to me (no steroids that I'm aware of):

My resting heart rate, which has shot up and turned red (according to Fitbit, to the best of my knowledge my heart is always red) over the past three days, to match what has been a pretty mild cold.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

If you think I just posted two pictures of the same guy, here they are together:

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Which of these foster kittens would you describe as having the "wider" face stripe? (Shelter needs to know how much each one weighs so we have to figure out who is who, and face stripe width is all they told us to match kittens with names)

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

My local Greenway painted these and I keep wondering if they know

A decorative line with a bird and some leaves that is strangely reminiscent of Trogdor the Burninator.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

My local Nissan dealer has enough information about me to (claim to) know I'm overdue to regular maintenance. But apparently not enough to appropriately suggest the right kind of maintenance that my all electric Leaf might need:

Picture of a gloved hand pouring motor oil into what I hope against hope is not the kind of car I have.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

You might guess that my bag is not a general going out around town bag:

My gym bag with all the stuff that lives in it. Shoes, knee pads, water bottle, whistles, towels, compression sleeves, headphones, wallet, glasses case, snacks in a cooler bag, backup short, socks, mic cover, volleyball, and so many headbands.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Already did it, my class was flowers themed today.

A Google music playlist with a bunch of flower themed songs.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Does this count as boy kibble?

A bowl of homemade Mac and cheese mixed with Indian food leftovers.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Very funny for him to be out there saying everyone else is a cultural child, unlike his high minded artistic takes

That dude reposting an Onion image that says TURN YOUR GOLD INTO PISS

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

@daveshumka.bsky.social I should probably go on Reddit, but in response to your discussion with Alistair Ogden and Graham (is he not one Bluesky?!?) about food songs, I've done two different food playlists for the cycle class I teach:

A playlist of all songs about beverages.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Y'all ever make more fried rice than you'd planned to?

More fried rice than I'd planned to make

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

I'm not loving this new Bluesky feature where it doesn't let you do a reply unless your joke is at minimum a B-, and otherwise it just gets stuck processing...

My mediocre joke reply, stuck processing indefinitely, because the algorithm only wants funny jokes for some reason, instead of my material.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I read this sequentially and briefly got a glimpse of a better world.

A photo that says "Do horses want cake? Followed by Micah saying "I think the answer is yes" and then going on to say people who disagree should go to prison.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

This is our "false spring and then it gets colder" weather:

Weather app showing two days of low 80s, then dropping back down to the mid 60s.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

My "I am not a scammer or a spammer" pinned skeet is raising a lot of questions already answered by my "I am not a scammer or a spammer" pinned skeet:

One of those new bots that retweets random posts, with their pinned skeet saying they are not a scammer or a spammer. Obviously it is already true they are a spammer, and I think we can agree the odds are pretty stacked that the other part is similarly untrue.

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Ok, this is admittedly a good bit:

One of those spam/scam accounts reskeeting my post making fun of them for reskeeting my other dumb post.

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