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Kris 🏳️‍🌈

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Software Dev. A fabulous blue trifle. Fuck gender. They/He

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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TFW your entire country's path into the future gets fucking bodied by a 10-year-old named Riley Grunch
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@i_zzzzzz

McDonalds waiter sets a plate of nuggets in front of a woman and says "From the gentleman" and points to me standing outside in the rain with a horrifyingly blank stare
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 14/09/2026
OH Scale xkcd.com/3297/
Comic. [Next to a two-story house and some trees is a huge rail (several times the height of the house) with an incomplete huge wheel on top surrounded by scaffolding.] [caption] Due to a typo in the plans, I’ve been building an 87:1 model train set in my yard.
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Tom @warriorcult.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Perfect couple of posts summarising the Wolverine / AAA space.
User @nisei_yoshimi posted on X:

time was if you wanted a wolverine game you called up acclaim or etc and they gave it to some lads from scunthorpe named like Galactic Visions who would code a 6/10 third person action game for PS2 xbox and gamecube in ten months. and it would cost about £500 and a few curries

Follow up post by @nisei_yoahimi: 

developing a 6/10 wolverine game in 2004: uh we thought if we did like tomb raider but a bit of devil may cry combat it'd be well fun innit

developing a 6/10 wolverine game in 2026: the company has my children. I have not left the office in months. Take this note to the authori
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If “cowardly corporate fuck” meets the bar for disparagement we’re gonna see a LOT of law suits
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They decided on Duo? iPhone Duo? Fucking really? Jesus
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bernie, you are 95. How are you getting arrested at 95? Why are you so awful? www.lbc.co.uk/article/f1-t...
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Former F1 tycoon Bernie Ecclestone arrested for ‘illegally carrying shotgun through airport’ after landing in Portugal on private jet | LBC
Ecclestone founded the Formula One Group in 1987
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@speedballbailey.bsky.social visits London - 5 years apart 7th November 2021 - RevPro Live At NOTpit 55 @ The 229 29th August 2026 - AEW All In @ Wembley Stadium
A picture of Speedball Mike Bailey and myself from November 2021A picture of Speedball Mike Bailey and myself from 2026, taken in front of an All Elite Wrestling backdrop
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sure, getting to Wembley was a nightmare today, but I did get a selfie with @rjcity.bsky.social so that’s an easy win!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tweet from eric curtin (@dubstep4dads):

nurse: sir... you've been in a coma since 2006
me: fergaliscious
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I hope @speedballbailey.bsky.social managed to go to the zoo while in the UK. Zoos are important
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social Hey, DMed about an AEW thing if you have any desire to attend. No worries if not 😊
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💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You never know how many Brits you're following till their government jumpscares them all at once.
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Wasn’t expecting a government emergency alert saying “Don’t start wild fires”
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
There are some wild choices in what got trimmed and what was kept in The Odyssey. Chris Nolan is a weird guy
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In his press conference Scaloni said Argentinians shouldn’t confuse football and politics, so it’s nice to know they’re starting fights for purely footballing reasons
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Holy shit, the Amelia Earhart episode of Bob’s Burgers is just stunningly good
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/05/2026
NEW YORK—Finding himself unable to tolerate the continuing stubborn refusal to address the real issues at hand, apartment dweller Jordan Stills has declared himself “sick and tired” Wednesday of hearing his upstairs neighbors skirt around the core conflict of their long-running argument.
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Not thrilled by the current state of the North Stand works at The Amex 😡
The north stand works at the American Express Stadium looking from the west stand upper, with a scaffolding rig blocking the north stand big screen
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Very pleased for Coventry, one of the longest suffering fanbases around
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
One of the great slogans of our age.
Industry fair banner for Allegheny shredders that reads:
The future is here and everything needs to be destroyed. 
Don't fall behind the times.
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
“We choose to go to the moon” is, to my mind, the greatest section of a political speech in modern history. Artemis II reminding everyone of the driving force of humanity youtu.be/oYJRwgHEFS0?...
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We choose to go to the moon (John F. Kennedy)
YouTube video by Dirk M.
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
You know when something is so good it’s annoying. It’s so perfect it’s frustrating
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Love any episode of a sci-fi show when they're clearly running low on budget. "This planet is, once again, a quary. Next week: a forest"
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Zero resilience in Brighton’s men’s or women’s sides
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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Speedball Mike Bailey @speedballbailey.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I saw an AI video of a coconut crab doing weird coconut crab shit which is completely unnecessary because if there's one animal that doesn't AI to look weird as fuck its a coconut crab
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
While this is dumb as hell, I’m much less worried about a potential conflict with Denmark
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ARCdraws @arcdraws.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
🐊Followed to school
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I don’t know if this is a hot take, but Muppet Treasure Island is better than Christmas Carol
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Bengals getting blown out 24-0 to finally close off any playoff route is honestly a kindness
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Wake Up Dead Man is now the best Knives Out/Benoit Blanc movie. Saw it at the cinema and it is just superb
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Lee Knox Ostertag @leeknoxostertag.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy? Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy Nephew: How??? Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine Nephew: … Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
America, why is your Fanta? Have you seen an orange?
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I cannot explain to Americans how perfect Gabe Kidd wearing a Stone Island tracksuit is
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Hey Southern Water, the deal can’t be that we pay you loads of money and your drains overflow whenever it rains. That’s not a system
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Funniest play possible
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Seike comfortably Brighton’s best player that half, potential to get something from the game if she continues running that right wing #BHAFC
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Bit of a venue change from Wednesday night to Sunday afternoon. Away at @arsenalwfc.bsky.social to see three points for @bhafcwomen.bsky.social #bhafc
Brighton and Hove Albion Women warming up at Victoria Road on Wednesday night The Emirates stadium looking west from the east stand before Arsenal Women vs Brighton and Hove Albion WomenPre-match graph for Arsenal Women vs Brighton and Hove Albion Women produced by Brighton and Hove Albion WomenExterior of the Emirates stadium
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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
tumblr post by barackinaroundthechristmastree which reads:
please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hosptial and the cops cant get him. he's too powerful
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Change of pace as, for once, I am not at the Broadfield. Tonight I’m deep in east London for West Ham United Women vs @bhafcwomen.bsky.social at Victoria Road. Not sure how we always get West Ham in the League Cup #BHAFC
Brighton and Hove Albion Women warming up at Victoria Road stadium Matchday graphic from Brighton and Hove Albion Women for their League Cup game against West Ham United WomenSelfie of a masc presenting figure with short hair in front of a grey, metal wallBanner for the Proud Seagulls fan group
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Change of pace as, for once, I am not at the Broadfield. Tonight I’m deep in east London for West Ham United Women vs @bhafcwomen.bsky.social at Victoria Road. Not sure how we always get West Ham in the League Cup #BHAFC
Brighton and Hove Albion Women warming up at Victoria Road stadium Matchday graphic from Brighton and Hove Albion Women for their League Cup game against West Ham United WomenSelfie of a masc presenting figure with short hair in front of a grey, metal wallBanner for the Proud Seagulls fan group
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Begging Sky to bin the midday WSL slot. It’s rubbish
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
What a performance from the Red Roses to win the world cup! Looked a bit ropey following the yellow card, but did just enough to keep Canada contained. Incredible tournament from Canada as well, could easily have won it another day
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
2-0 up in the first half to a London team, why does this seem familiar? 😬 #BHAFC
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Chilly day at the Broadfield for @bhafcwomen.bsky.social vs West Ham. Really need to get three points today and get the WSL campaign rolling #bhafc
Matchday graphic for Brighton and Hove Albion Women vs West Ham United Women at the Broadfield StadiumRainbows formed by sprinklers on the pitch at the Broadfield Stadium, with the main stand at the stadium in the backgroundThe Barclay’s sponsorship logo in the foreground with Brighton and Hove Albion Women warming up in the backgroundA selfie of a masc figure in front of a Brighton and Hove Albion flag, wearing a green hoodie and black football shirt
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Kingston tussling Hook’s hair is the fucking best. Love to see it #AEW
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Kris 🏳️‍🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Time for the fucking Mad King #AEW
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