Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You gotta bring the fuckable people to where you already are. Best of both worlds 010
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“Hey my reality and I saw you from across the void and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?” 110
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Exactly! Anthropic etc aren’t building data centres because they just fucking love data centres, the tech needs the ludicrous infrastructure to work. 010
Reposted by Kris 🏳️🌈Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026TFW your entire country's path into the future gets fucking bodied by a 10-year-old named Riley Grunch 422685484
Reposted by Kris 🏳️🌈Tom @warriorcult.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Perfect couple of posts summarising the Wolverine / AAA space. 1437341144
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026How many fake band names do you reckon you could get onto a lineup poster before people notice? Bloodstock would be hard, but I reckon smaller stages at Glastonbury would be so easy 000
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“Shit advent calendar” is just a perfect turn of phrase 000
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If “cowardly corporate fuck” meets the bar for disparagement we’re gonna see a LOT of law suits 001
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026He’s got his dad’s looks but with a dash of Scott Hall in there and WOW that works 000
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I fully believe Steve Jobs would have wrung the neck of anyone suggesting Duo as a name 000
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026They decided on Duo? iPhone Duo? Fucking really? Jesus 100
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Bernie, you are 95. How are you getting arrested at 95? Why are you so awful? www.lbc.co.uk/article/f1-t...lbc.co.ukFormer F1 tycoon Bernie Ecclestone arrested for ‘illegally carrying shotgun through airport’ after landing in Portugal on private jet | LBCEcclestone founded the Formula One Group in 1987 100
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026He is! And was also very nice when I asked for a selfie 110
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026In that first picture Speedball had just signed for Impact, but hadn’t debuted yet. I think I gave him a book about Nashville or something Five years on he crushed it in TNA, moved to AEW, wrestled at huge venues and yet still knows exactly who he is 000
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026@speedballbailey.bsky.social visits London - 5 years apart 7th November 2021 - RevPro Live At NOTpit 55 @ The 229 29th August 2026 - AEW All In @ Wembley Stadium 110
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Sure, getting to Wembley was a nightmare today, but I did get a selfie with @rjcity.bsky.social so that’s an easy win! 0382
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I hope @speedballbailey.bsky.social managed to go to the zoo while in the UK. Zoos are important 010
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It is always wild that “Are you coming to commit a crime?” is on immigration and border control forms. Who is saying yes?! 010
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Are pizza cutters ever sharp enough to be a useful writing implement? I don’t know that I’ve ever use an actually sharp one 010
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026@phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social Hey, DMed about an AEW thing if you have any desire to attend. No worries if not 😊 010
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Wild when the robots can’t help facilitate the next generation of creepy glasses, Minion memes and fascists efficiently enough 020
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Based on the everything of Casey and your relationship, this does check out 010
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Spirits Within was fine but weird. I will say the animation is incredible for a 2001 film though However, Advent Children is a lot of fun 020
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Paying for her to go, as in covering her expenses, or paying her to go, as if NYC based mpgreg raves were here job? 111
Reposted by Kris 🏳️🌈💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 14/08/2026You never know how many Brits you're following till their government jumpscares them all at once. 0376
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Wasn’t expecting a government emergency alert saying “Don’t start wild fires” 000
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 11/08/2026There are some wild choices in what got trimmed and what was kept in The Odyssey. Chris Nolan is a weird guy 000
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 09/08/2026It is also so funny that FIFA are putting out press statements saying “We’re a democratic body, he’s only accountable to member associations” while multiple associations are calling for his head 000
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I’m astonished they’re actually using an FDIC member bank to secure deposits 000
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 28/07/2026That price point is well beyond “great deal” and into “concerningly cheap” territory 2130
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 28/07/2026One of the chain supermarkets near me here in the UK sometimes has local eggs that you can buy individually, and it really is useful 030
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 15/07/2026In his press conference Scaloni said Argentinians shouldn’t confuse football and politics, so it’s nice to know they’re starting fights for purely footballing reasons 000
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Holy shit, the Amelia Earhart episode of Bob’s Burgers is just stunningly good 000
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Look at the height of that belt, that is a no nonsense shirt tuck. 020
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Now surely, SURELY, you need to add the shop tab on Ko-fi to let people buy this directly 120
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 21/06/2026They'd love the Newspeak appendix to 1984, although I fear Orwell's writing may be deemed too inaccessible anyway 051
Kris 🏳️🌈 @halbpro.bsky.social · 12/06/2026The glow in the dark feels like the real icing on the cake 110
![Comic. [Next to a two-story house and some trees is a huge rail (several times the height of the house) with an incomplete huge wheel on top surrounded by scaffolding.] [caption] Due to a typo in the plans, I’ve been building an 87:1 model train set in my yard.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicc6re2xjfzasl5jhzh7jmti3dc7ippkxxvyqji3eqrs2dhuh6xki)
