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Sam

@halborski.bsky.social
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Baseball & cats & aquariums & whatever else I feel like he/him/any OH->CA->IN on the edge of Gen X / Gen Y

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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bug on ceiling :(
Tuxedo cat looking up at ceiling with concerned look on face, frowning with one ear flopped down and one up.

Ted
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Logo for the TV show Riverdale on a picture of Dale from King of the Hill on a river ride
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Unseen Japan @unseenjapan.com · 21/08/2026
She’s a commentary on poverty and prejudice: unseen-japan.com/yani-neko-ja...
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The Yani Neko Mirror: Why Japan Won't Look at Poverty - Unseen Japan
A new anime tells a complex story of addiction and discrimination. It also sheds a light on a problem many in Japan would rather ignore.
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buster skeetin @busterskeetin.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
A woman with glasses sits atop the Lincoln Memorial chair, with short pants that look like a racing suit, exposing racing boots on her feet. She is pressing her fingers into her eyelids with both hands. Behind her are red, vertical stripes, with text:

ONE SHAPES
★ONE PLACE★
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
My cat has figured out how to open the drawer on my desk where I hide his ball after I get tired of playing fetch with him.
Ted, a black and white cat with cow spots up on his hind legs with his face and front paws on my desk drawer.Ted has now pulled the drawer open and is looking for his favorite toy.
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Nobody in that room cares about my well-being unless it's to exploit me. There's nothing to be gained by playing nice with any of them. You can't make me care about anybody in that administration or any of the journalists buddying up to them. Maybe some trauma could help them find their souls.
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Weird snail
Large empty snail shell with a lizard poking its head out
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Found a friend on the porch.
Small anole lizard making a :D face (probably nervous that a huge person noticed it)
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Post your contextless "Photoshops"
Aank Hill, propane bender
It's Aang from Avatar with a flame in his hand except with Hank Hill's face. Katara is carrying a Strickland propane bottle behind.Title card from the TV show Riverdale: except it's Dale from King of the Hill riding a log ride down a riverCombee pokemon, but he has legsDickbutt Tina Belcher
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Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY @ugobananas.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
My searches are failing me again. I'm trying to find visual art or poems by artists who have been impacted by Christian colonizers under the guise of "missions." Please boost? Working on church thing about modern colonialism.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Do. Not. Do. This. First of all, Auschwitz and the ICE camps are NOT the same. We need to call them what the are and identify them accurately so we can fight them in the right way. Second of all, HOW DARE YOU do wordplay with death camps where Jews were tortured and massacred.
wildmurr.bsky.social @wildmur... • 2n
ICEschwitz
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
It's important to remember that you will NEVER see that reward money. Don't be a rat. Don't be a class traitor.
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
This jerk. 🦞🐠
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Trying to get some video of the crayfish while one cat chirps at me for attention and the other one headbutts my hands. 🦞🐠
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
If you see this, share a redhead
A bunch of blue neocaridina shrimp. One of them has a red head for some reason.
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
He's in his own little world.
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Would I be okay paying 12% more in taxes vs paying 30% into an insurance company that might start paying 50% of my bill once I pay an unaffordable deductible? Yeah, guy. I'm pretty damn okay with that.
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Shrimp like peas 🦐🐠
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Finally got home from work early enough to do some aquarium maintenance. I had some help this time. 😺🦐🐠
Orange cat standing behind the moss propagation tank. The light is down low so his head is in an ominous shadow.Gray cat watching me clean the shrimp tank. Her tongue is sticking out.Betta fish coming over to see what's going on (toothbrush was cleaning some spots on the glass)Shrimp climbing all over the top half of a beaver skull. There are bits of frozen mysis shrimp food on the ground
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Evening in the shrimp tank 🦐🐠
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Cat tax
Derpy looking black and white cat staring at a bird out the window - Ted
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I'm getting glared at pretty hard for the crime of giving him dinner 🦀
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Frying rice in HD 🦐🐠
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Baby grazing 🦀
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Introvert vs Extrovert 🦀
Vampire crab sitting out at the edge of their den in the bright light.
Behind in the cave formed by a root and a piece of broken pot you can barely see the yellow eyes and claws of a second crab.
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
You can always depend on the ol' spyfucker.
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
ᴛɪɴʏ 🦐🐠
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Oh hello 🦐🐠
Closeup of a blue shrimp peeking up from behind a log
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Ramenposting 🍜😺
Closeup of a brown tabby cat with big green eyes - RamenRamen is yawning and his mouth looks huge and weirdExtreme closeup of Ramen taken from a very high angleRamen is on his back all flopped out and he's pawing at a gray cat (Stormy)
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I think they like it 🦐🐠
A yellow shrimp stick from Kat's Aquatics covered in little red shrimp
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Srimp 🦐🐠
Red shrimp on a log surrounded by guppy grass
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
The shrimp watcher has logged on 😺🦐🐠
Brown tabby cat (Ramen) stretched fully out and diagonal to look inside the shrimp aquarium
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Furiously frying rice 🦐🐠
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Shrimp hanging out in their tree with a suspicious pointy eared shadow behind
A bunch of blue shrimp hanging out in a mermaid weedThe same shrimp, but now there's a silhouette of a cat head behind the aquarium Two cats looking through the back glass of the aquarium Cat is now sitting on the shelf watching the shrimp from the side of the tank
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Big shrimpin
Blue shrimp on some aquarium driftwood. There are green and red plants behind.
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
This is the first time I've had an anti-snail hitchhike into one of my tanks on a plant
A tiny assassin snails. I haven't added anything to my tank except wood and plants, so it must have snuck in on accident.
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
If anything, fuck these guys for making agree with Karl Rove and Jimmy Kimmel
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Booger boy doesn't understand personal space.
Orange cat sitting on my chest, practically on my neck - Cinnamon Closeup of Cinnamon's face. His nostril is dripping, like usual.
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Loach time 🐠
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
After several tries I think I finally got my monstera to take root underwater
Monstera stalk in an aquarium basket - there's a little white root starting to come out the bottom. There's also some fishes in the foreground.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
This is class solidarity. In case you’re at all confused.
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Tedposting
Black and white cat, face only, in a sunbeam. He has yellow eyes and looks pretty pleased.Now his eyes are closed and he looks like a little babyTed caught mid yawn and he looks like he's screaming. Just all fangs and teeth and tongue.Still yawning, but now the fangs are seen more from the side and he looks very vicious.
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Throwing a tantrum because I opened the lid to feed him his dried worms and then got distracted and walked away 🐠
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Extrovert 🦀 vs Introvert 🦀
Female adult vampire crab fully out in the open in the daylightMale adult vampire crab - all you can see is a yellow eyeball peeking up from his hole
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
How many loaches can fit under a single small buce plant on a screen? (at least 3) 🐠
Uprooted bucephalandra screen with several kuhli loaches underneath. There's a sticker on the tank that says Noodlin Time with a cartoon loachCloseup the largest offender. He's very cute if you like whiskered tubes with beady black eyes.
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Redecorated the loach tank today and actually saw all my guys out in the open for the first time in months. I'm sure they'll find new hiding spots soon, but I took out the giant log that they dug all the way under.
A kuhli loach up close in some black sandA kuhli loach wrapped around a bucephalandra so his face and tail are in the same spotAnother kuhli loach up close. There's a tetra flying by in the background
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Dane will return at NYCC H-05 @monkeyminion.com · 01/09/2025
KyloRenMore.gif
More signs added to the table.
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I can't believe she's still carrying these eggs. She's huge. 🦐🐠
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Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
This should have been a Wii Sport
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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Frying rice after dark 🦐🐠
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