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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The tiny cow in my house is very entertaining

Black and white cat pressing his orange brother's head like a button - Ted and Cinnamon

Black and white cat staring at the ceiling with sad concern (there was a bug by the ceiling fan)

Black and white cat that fell asleep mid yawn so his mouth is hanging open awkwardly. The sun is blasting him in the face.

Black and white cat up on his hind legs opening my desk drawer because one time I put his toy away in there.

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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

They can't all be winners, unfortunately.

a child's placemat with an illustrated alphabet. Some highlights include D is for deer (picture of a giraffe), K is for knife, Q is for QQ-Sugar, Z is for Zebra (picture of a horse pulling a wagon)

The whole thing is a poorly translated mess.

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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Not what you'd call ideal pitch location.

Travis Bazzana hitting a home run. The pitch is in the dead center of the strike zone.

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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

September legend, Brayan Rocchio

Brayan Rocchio wearing the Guardians home run helmet

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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

One of her favorite activities, if we're being honest

Gray cat head and shoulders in a sunbeam, the background is mostly blacked out

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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Sleepy boy. These guys might also be sleepy boys if they weren't so busy being in the sunbeam.

Cat with cow spots (Ted) and orange cat (Cinnamon) on floor looking at me while sitting in a sun beam.
Ted's face looks like it's got the full force of the sun on it. Seriously, how is he not blind.

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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

This is Jonah Hill. He's currently an athletic looking chud that enjoys doing Jiu Jitsu and believes he can kick your ass. The downside is that the only time people like him is when he's being a funny fat guy in a movie.

Jonah Hill whiteboard scene from Moneyball

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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I'm pretty sure it's not a real person and the guy that blocked him probably looked at his profile and noticed. Dude has been posting constantly for a month without stopping to sleep.

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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

It's both the simplest answer and also the stupidest possible answer, so of course it's true.

Wikipedia page for Realdoll:

The Realdoll is a life-size sex doll (also considered a mannequin) manufactured by Abyss Creations, LLC in Las Vegas, Nevada, and sold worldwide. It has a poseable PVC skeleton with steel joints and silicone flesh.
Abyss Creations is a subsidiary of Realbotix, previously known as Simulacra before its acquisition by Tokens.com

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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I heard we were catposting over here?

gray cat with green eyes batting a paw at the camera with the entire background in shadow - Stormy

Black and white cat with his tongue bleppin out - Ted

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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Not living down the creep accusations, Ken

Yeah I wear these glasses and I like the ladies, is that so wrong? We need to de-stigmatize liking women. And if you're in public there's no such thing as privacy.

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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The 2025 Blue Jays roster was like half Guardians, between Ernie, Straw, Bieber, Gimenez, and Sandlin His time in Cleveland was short, but Real Ones Who Knew appreciated him before he was gone.

Simpsons "Do it for her" bulletin board, but it's pictures of Ernie Clement and says "Do it for Ern"

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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I remember when we used the be the annoying slap hitting shit goblins, but then we changed contact hitters for power, and now the "power hitters" aren't even hitting home runs.

Abe Simpson in the "I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was" scene, but he's wearing a Cleveland Guardians hat and shirt

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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

It feels good being on the right side of one of these, finally.

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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

You think they're gonna start calling him Handy Manny?

Disney Handy Manny book
(Diversion en el Festival)

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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

It's amazing how dramatic they can be sometimes.

Electric blue acaras close up with a very unamused face

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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

My cats don't have jobs, but their toys do.

Meijer Mice with Occupations:
Mouse toys for cats, but they have things like chef hats on

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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Me, watching the Guardians put Steven Kwan in the leadoff spot every day for 8 weeks when he's been hitting like half of league average since last May:

Hank Hill with a Cleveland Guardians shirt staring at his computer in exhausted disgust

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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Yeah, I just block people that use the term "trans cultists" immediately. I don't need to waste my time on that guy.

Trans cultists do not allow dissent.

A perfectly normal article in the Atlantic sparks dismay, an article about an effeminate boy discovering he was homosexual.

This was shocking stuff when I grew up in the 1980s, and has become upsetting again now that effeminate boys really must be girls.

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Sam @halborski.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

My cat has figured out how to open the drawer on my desk where I hide his ball after I get tired of playing fetch with him.

Ted, a black and white cat with cow spots up on his hind legs with his face and front paws on my desk drawer.

Ted has now pulled the drawer open and is looking for his favorite toy.

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