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Halaylah

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Call me Hal. Artist, Bard, Budtender & Quizmaster Level 51, Agender (she/sí is fine) No alt text = No follow back 🇮🇪|🇵🇸|🏳️‍🌈|💗♾️💙 Halaylah.com Patreon.com/HalaylahStudios Wish List: bit.ly/4hjwuD8 Currently unhoused. $ - V/PP/CA: all Halaylah

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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 4h
Things you know when you live in NM. Also, you have to be careful with potato chips.
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 4h
Oh my god...
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 4h
So... "Choosing Texas" was one of the songs in my Bingo game tonight, and it was pointed out to me that it has been on the Bingo playlists before. I even said, "oh yeah, I've heard this song." That was a couple hours ago. Now, for the life of me, I can't remember what the song sounded like.
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 7h
What are you waiting for? You lot have way better matches than we do...
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 7h
"I don't think rapists should be held accountable if there's a possibility that I myself might someday be included." ...is quite the statement.
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 7h
Someday...
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 8h
Which you are clearly not.
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 8h
I'm sorry... women collectively being angry at another group of rapists getting slapped on the wrist again, are 'throwing you on the stake' - ??? So you choose not to lift a finger (or your voice) to make women safer, unless we all agree first that you are a special exemption to the bear scenario.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 9h
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 8h
All of mine faoi láthair are about Gabe Vasquez for Senate, and whether he loves or hates the cops.
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 9h
Not only does my husband have no friends, but he actively discourages me from going out or making friends.
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 17h
Way ahead of you
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 17h
The world is burning, so I’m officially labelling impulsive decisions as existential coping mechanisms. Who’s with me?
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 29/09/2026
Yes, be mad at the people who had reservations, rather than the guy who won by cheating. If all the people you are pissed at had voted for Harris, she still would've lost. Elon Musk made sure of that, and we all saw him get rewarded for it.
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AK Faulkner 🔜 NYCC @ravenswordpress.com · 29/09/2026
This uterus can fuck off
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 29/09/2026
the root of society's evils
comic panel of a white man in a safari hat sitting by a tree, hands to his temples, while in shadow in the background, speech bubble appears, "white man is unhappy."
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 29/09/2026
Dear Universe, I am trying to join my postmenopausal sisters in the Cat Lady rebellion, and I CAN'T DO THAT IF THE DAMN BLEEDING WON'T STOP.
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 29/09/2026
Y'know that AuDHD thing where if you're not good at something you give it up completely? I was never good at being a girl.
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 29/09/2026
im curious about a local politics transphobia thing there is a transphobic billboard campaign in nm advertising this website, which is just thrown together on squarespace www.askwhynm.com the more information email is at this domain www.independentwomen.com whats the deal here? astrot(e/u)rfing?
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 29/09/2026
Truly a miserable existence. He'll probably never make more than low six figures in some middle management job.
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 29/09/2026
Oooh, I just realized my DL is up for renewal & I need a new photo. I have the chance to do the nerdiest thing EVER
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 29/09/2026
You can get 2 years in Texas right now for an empty vape cart
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 29/09/2026
Good to know that my every day life is considered suitable punishment for a rapist.
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 29/09/2026
Mediocre jobs... like mine?
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 29/09/2026
I have 12 mutuals with this person
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 28/09/2026
GIRL!
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 28/09/2026
I Do Not Choose Texas.
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 28/09/2026
I already wear a pseudo-Bajoran earring.
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 28/09/2026
Probably about the time that a standard shift went from 8 hours to 10.
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 27/09/2026
I am thinking of being the first in my family to buy a Star Trek uniform tunic. None of the geek guys in my household have one - although we are absolutely that kind of household. But I could wear it with black pants & my work shoes.
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 27/09/2026
One of the ads from the theater pre-show. Seems like something is missing...
An ad on a theater screen advertising "WE BUY GOLD" There is a phone number listed, but no business name or website. Next to the phone number it says, "We come to you, call for appointment"

Seems sus.
No business name, just call if you have gold, give them your address & they'll come to your house.
...in the middle of the night
...with a crowbar & a cargo van
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 27/09/2026
That was awesome & now I have to get it on DVD so I can check out all the different locations - I recognized SO much of that!
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 27/09/2026
I heard someone describe that as a "trap question" and if they accept the first time they're disqualified
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 27/09/2026
Now seated for Coyote Vs Acme.
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 26/09/2026
OMG OMG OMG YOU GUYS!!!
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 26/09/2026
I did my last job interview from my car in a library parking lot. I had a Route 44 Coke in the cupholder & my weed vape in my hand. I got the job.
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 26/09/2026
Share your mood for the weekend
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J0Beats' Pink Hair Grin
Alt: J0Beats' Pink Hair Grin that could also be a Snarl
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 26/09/2026
I'm sorry, are you scolding me for my hypothetical answer to a hypothetical question???
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 25/09/2026
Bet you don't think cashiers should be allowed to sit down.
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 25/09/2026
A few months? What was your starting point? It's been ten years.
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 25/09/2026
And for absolutely no good reason
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 25/09/2026
'Family' & 'Fool For Love' My favorite pair of episodes in the entire series. #Buffy
Amber Benson as Tara Maclay in the #Buffy episode 'Family's (S5e6)James Marsters as William "nothing rhymes with 'gleaming'" Pratt in the #Buffy episode 'Fool For Love' (s5e7)
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 25/09/2026
My state/county has a non-partisan voters guide online, with a short bio of each candidate, their major platform points, and past voting record or activism, that kind of thing.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Parton Day 🦋💖 Take 9-25 off to celebrate
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Dolly Parton's Iconic Wink
Alt: Dolly Parton's Iconic Wink
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treaty of frrms (42069) @frrms.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Lolol
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 25/09/2026
But so much fun!
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 25/09/2026
People who get mad about the existence of named coffee drinks are the same people who insist that 'cis' is a slur.
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Halaylah @halaylah.com · 25/09/2026
Anybody who says its "too hard" not to say something they know is offensive... has clearly never had to monitor what they said, for any reason. I guess for someone who's never lifted a finger, raising an olive branch must seem really hard.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Blackfolk have to adhere to PHD levels of fluid unwritten social rules, particularly wrt to the full spectrum of expression daily not just to keep a job but also to mitigate our chances of being frisked so yeah I don’t buy it when them folk say it’s too hard not to say a slur just bc of reclamation
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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Malophile [MAL-oh-file] (n.) - One with a fondness for apples; an ardent apple enthusiast. Use: “A zealous malophile, Farmer Cludd tended an orchard of Orange Pippins whose unwholesome roots, it was whispered, reached into the very bowels of Hades, where they drank the blood of the damned.”
A "Grandiloquent Word of the Day" meme for “Malophile,” meaning an ardent apple enthusiast. An antique engraving shows Johnny Appleseed tending young apple trees. The example sentence reads: “A zealous malophile, Farmer Cludd tended an orchard of Orange Pippins whose unwholesome roots, it was whispered, reached into the very bowels of Hades, where they drank the blood of the damned.”
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