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@hailthefatkid.bsky.social
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Old, not socialized well as a pup. Neo-Luddite. No TERFS, tankies, or class traitors. Reactionary apostate. My first OS was MSDOS.

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Alessandro Rigolon @alerigolon.bsky.social · 4h
Almost got hit by a grandma driving a Tesla and not paying attention to the road or steering wheel. Self-driving? Earlier today a student told me something like, “My grandma who really shouldn’t be driving got a self-driving Tesla and is super happy about it.” Likely not the same but wtf?
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Top secret! reply guy @hailthefatkid.bsky.social · 4h
Go for the Roman solution: dig him up, burn his body until all that is left is ash, and pour the ash into a body of water so that no one can use his corpse as a relic.
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 20h
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Top secret! reply guy @hailthefatkid.bsky.social · 12h
Please vaccinate your children, or else Dr. Oz will charge you extra.
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Critical Criminology @critcrim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Be the Light You Want to See In Vancouver. #ACAB #FuckAI
Sticker on street post.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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Rep. Ted Lieu @reptedlieu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most important thing you can do to hold your government accountable is VOTE.
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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pete Hegseth gave a speech in front of a backdrop that almost perfectly matches Nazi imagery. Meanwhile, Trump calls opponents “vermin” who he will “root out,” and says the blood of our country is being poisoned. We are far past left vs right. Our choice is democracy or fascism.
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Top secret! reply guy @hailthefatkid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Griftle me Elmo must be tired of littering the Gulf of Mexico with exotic materials.
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🎃☭Stalin's Slimegirl☭🎃 @sleepymaoist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just because you're broke doesn't mean you can't qt, like, or share. Share links in your discord servers, group chats, etc. Send peoples links to mutual aid groups if you know of any in their area. USE YOUR OUTREACH AND USE YOUR COMMUNITY TO HELP AS BEST YOU CAN
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we are levels of things going well not seen since the like Avignon captivity
Russian Orthodox Church Denies That Troops Lost Medieval Warrior Prince's Relics in Ukraine
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Top secret! reply guy @hailthefatkid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Clearsky is down, but I'm feeling better.
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Top secret! reply guy @hailthefatkid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dispatch from Meowschwitz: a nursing supervisor asked me about my eczema. I didn't have the heart to discuss.
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Jeffrey Vagle @jvagle.me · 30/09/2026
How many times must we say this? AI* software does not “go rogue” any more than your printer “got religion” when it stopped working Sunday. Software does not have intent or agency. People do. And this feels like some people might be exposed to liability. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/t...
Months before OpenAI’s artificial intelligence went rogue, two employees raised an alarm with top executives. They were ignored.

In emails, the employees said they worried that OpenAI’s newest artificial intelligence models were not being appropriately monitored during testing to gauge the technology’s sophistication and to secure the models, according to messages viewed by The New York Times.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 29/09/2026
Ken Paxton desperately tried to defend his handling of a child predator case by claiming the defendant “served 60 days.” Then came the Community Note...
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Ken Paxton Defends Handling of Child Predator Case
Community Note: “Paxton's office initially recommended 1 day in jail.”
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Top secret! reply guy @hailthefatkid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now I need to find the stickers of Trump to plaster all over the mouth breathing edgelards that were being edgy in 2022.
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Top secret! reply guy @hailthefatkid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's the keytarist for the Non Schlong Cavaliers.
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Top secret! reply guy @hailthefatkid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These dumb fucks couldn't lead their way out of a wet paper bag. We need to come together and force Missouri to apologize for Sen. schmitt.
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Top secret! reply guy @hailthefatkid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cover me. I'm attempting to create a profile pic.
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Goldy @goldy.horsesass.org · 29/09/2026
In 2027 Seattle's minimum wage will be $22.14 per hour. That's more than THREE TIMES the federal minimum wage of $7.25 an hour—a rate that hasn't been raised since 2009. And yet somehow we're not the jobless wasteland orthodox economics would predict. Weird.
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Seattle announces 2027 minimum wage
The minimum wage in Seattle will increase 3.9% next year.
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Daihardtoo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @daihardtoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Top secret! reply guy @hailthefatkid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Big Noise from Winnetka
YouTube video by Mels Rockpile Jr
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Top secret! reply guy @hailthefatkid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'd like to rub your toothbrush On a sick monkey's butt
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Top secret! reply guy @hailthefatkid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My supervillain fantasy is identifying all of the contrarian dickwads and exposing their browser histories.
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gene Colon panel. Daredevil and Black Widow stand outside in a neighborhood, yelling at downcast people as the Widow watches, wearing a trenchcoat. 
"What's the MATTER with you people? Don't you have anything BETTER to do? Go ON! Get OUT of here, you VOYEURS! Go home and watch KOJAK or something! JUST LEAVE US ALONE!"
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Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nobody seems to bat an eye that Rufo's podcast partner is a longtime anonymous troll who called gays "f*ggots," referred to Asians as "mongoloids," and explicitly sees his partnership with Rufo as a strategy of normalizing what most of us would see as bigotry www.vox.com/politics/368...
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An inside look at how the far right is mainstreaming itself
An radical troll got unmasked — and then spilled the beans.
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Rob Tracinski @tracinski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OK, Washington Post, enlighten me. What is the bright side of being a Nazi?
Washington Post headline and subhead: "She helped lead a far-right internet movement. Then it turned on her. Inspired by female conservative influencers, Amy Dangerfield worked to become one of Nick Fuentes’s model 'groypettes.' A vicious fight left her grappling with the dark side of far-right fame."
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Baker🇺🇦🌻 @bakerblue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cool that Putin’s puppet in the Whitehouse has curtailed interceptor capability for Ukraine just as our other buddy China is supplying them with this tech. One might think.. youtu.be/TYaj0QnZx9s?...
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What You Need To Know About Russia's New Geran-4 Drone
YouTube video by Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty
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Noel Healy @drnoelhealy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The assault on US universities didn't start in 2025. Our new paper traces the decades of corporate capture that made it possible, and why climate research is a primary target. Open access: www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
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Top secret! reply guy @hailthefatkid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Question for everyone: For my Trick or Treat event at Meowschwitz, I am thinking about doing something with M&Ms and Skittles. Should I go standard Chaotic or full on chaotic stupid.
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Pennsylvania Capital-Star @penncapital-star.com · 27/09/2026
In rural Pa., doctors confront the hidden health impacts of environmental disasters • Pennsylvania Capital-Star
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In rural Pa., doctors confront the hidden health impacts of environmental disasters • Pennsylvania Capital-Star
This article originally appeared on Inside Climate News, a nonprofit, non-partisan news organization that covers climate, energy and the environment.  In February 2023, George Garrow jumped in his car and hurried to help people impacted by a freight train that had derailed in East Palestine, Ohio. The crash happened about a quarter-mile west of the […]
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel optimistic about the midterm elections, just over five weeks away. But my stomach aches when I think of what’s at stake. Call me nauseously optimistic. How do you feel? robertreich.substack.com/p/sunday-t…
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
It should really bother everyone more that these "AI" companies and the people that run them are always— ALWAYS— looking for ways to trick or coerce us into giving up more and more ourselves to them.
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Top secret! reply guy @hailthefatkid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's wild to think about how my wealth dreams have changed over my life. It's gone from whimsical dreams like pants optional day to wanting new teeth.
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i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lemon Haunted World is this anything
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Duke Su @dukesu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
This is another great, approachable explainer on “the rationalist wackos who have managed to take over much of the AI industry, and who now have tons of money and political power.” www.iankduncan.com/personal/202...
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Sex, AI, and the Apocalypse - Ian Duncan
How a community devoted to thinking clearly incubated salvation stories, abusive experiments, race science, and an affection for autocracy, and why that history matters now that its alumni are asking ...
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Top secret! reply guy @hailthefatkid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I left Alabama because I got tired of explaining I had never used an outhouse. I hate that this is what Pennsyltucky is becoming.
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The Democratic Coalition @thedemcoalition.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Make it make sense!
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TJ resists! Bluestormcoming! @tjjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For those boycotting Tillamook Cheese and anything else that is “Halal,” I want you to know that fruit, vegetables, fish, air and water are also halal. ☪️😅.
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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So China helped Iran kill American troops. Then Trump invited Chinese President Xi to the White House and *honored him* with a State dinner During the lavish evening, Trump touted the "truly great friendship" he has with X The disdain he shows our service members is utterly despicable 39 days
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seeing that number at the gas pump is the difference between being able to afford your groceries or not. All because of an insane war that we had no business fighting.
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Vintage Obscura Radio @vintageobscura.net · 26/09/2026
The Greek Fountains - Buy You A Chevrolet [Baton Rouge, LA, USA ; Garage Rock] (1966) A renamed cover of Donovan's "Hey Gyp" with an excellent freakout near the end. redd.it/v650ew youtu.be/7Zt8UHniUPo
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The Greek Fountains - Buy You A Chevrolet [Baton Rouge, LA, USA ; Garage Rock] (1966) A renamed cover of Donovan's "Hey Gyp" with an excellent freakout near the end.
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Top secret! reply guy @hailthefatkid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am honestly hoping Mamdani will outperform La Guardia.
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Top secret! reply guy @hailthefatkid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm still waiting for the BIPM's response to the sudden appropriation of "SI."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/09/2026
tell me the summit accomplished jack shit without telling me the summit accomplished jack shit
Very productive meeting with President Xi for both the U.S.A. and China. Tremendous things will be happening. Like almost everyone else, he seemed to like calling the poorly and inaccurately named Artificial Intelligence to a far more accurate and important name, SUPER INTELLIGENCE. That would be “SUPER!” Everyone last night agreed, also. President DJT
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Top secret! reply guy @hailthefatkid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The personification of "No one wants to work*for you* anymore."
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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