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@haillemmy.bsky.social
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"I'm a thief and a shitkicker, and I'd like to be famous."

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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 4h
We could probably make that happen!
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 4h
There's one for sale... www.controller.com/listing/for-...
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1959 MCDONNELL DOUGLAS F4H-1F For Sale in Redondo Beach, California
1959 MCDONNELL DOUGLAS F4H-1F For Sale in Redondo Beach, California at Controller.com. MOTIVATED SELLER — MAKE OFFER 1959 McDONNELL F4H-1F PHANTOM II SERIAL NUMBER 145310 11th Pre-Production Phantom •...
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 8h
I like this plan.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 8h
Can confirm. Not cloying and it actually tasted like strawberries and guava. 10/10. Would drink again.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 12h
The maintenance on those though... Ugh.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 13h
Who needs Netflix at this point? We can just sit on the side of the road and watch this hilarity unfold.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 13h
"Why is traffic backed up like.....oh. wow. Another one?"
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 13h
Atlanta is going to be the first city where “midair collision during lane change” makes the traffic report.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 15h
Can’t wait for an NTSB report containing the phrase "vehicle entered an uncommanded ballistic phase."
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 15h
Can confirm.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Congrats!
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
...what did I just watch. I feel like I should be smelling toast.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s really great. Absolutely worth it.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Making friends at Red Rocks.
A very round raccoon eating food off the stairs at Red  Rocks in CO.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A totally appropriate response. I want to hug the people responsible.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s glorious!
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If I thought there would ever be trials I’d love to be a fly on the wall.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
At least Skynet had a legitimate goal. These guys just want to be crooks.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Definitely Air Force. 😂😂
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ain’t that the truth. “It’s magic!” 🫠🫠
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The lady next to me is making the sign of the cross during takeoff. I’m putting my faith in the guy up front with the high’n’tight and the radio voice of a man who has absolutely said “Fox Two” in earnest.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don’t like this. Not one bit.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“What do you mean the plebs are using the technology we built to extract rent from them to destroy our rent-extraction model?” I bet those meetings are a hoot.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ain't it though? The Pentagon: “This is about accountability.” Pete, already taking his belt off: “Absolutely. Accountability.”
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pete announcing a livestreamed firing-squad execution like Pornhub just launched a “Patriotic Gooning” category. He’s going to finish, salute the screen, and whisper, “Thank you for your service."
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They look so happy! 😍
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hope everyone who voted for this fucking moron is happy. I hate you all. www.cnbc.com/2026/10/08/i...
cnbc.com
Inflation on many everyday items was entirely due to tariffs, NY Fed says
Tariffs added 2.9 percentage points to inflation in 67 categories of goods by February 2026, researchers at the New York Federal Reserve found.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He’s not falling behind. He just wants a better view of the warfighters. The bulging muscles. The thick necks. The sky-high T. Purely tactical.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ah yes, the ichthyological path to self-discovery.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All the world’s a stage, and apparently some of us are backstage getting gayness thrust upon us.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Homochirality can emerge.” Finally, peer-reviewed evidence that sometimes the gays simply happen. www.chemistryworld.com/news/reactio...
chemistryworld.com
Reactions that demonstrate how homochirality can emerge take chemistry Nobel prize
Henri Kagan and Kenso Soai share the prize for 'the discovery of non-linear effects and autocatalysis in asymmetric organic synthesis'
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can I be a Priestess? This sounds like a religion I could back.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's really hard to make a bad pickle.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, I don't know! Might be something I need to investigate.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean...pickled bologna is a thing. Not *that* different.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oooh, yeah. That's a solid idea.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was forced to watch this as a child as well (by some older cousins) and it's the reason I can't watch horror.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is crying out to be grilled and put in a bun.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You're not wrong.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The motion passes. Hams for all!
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm in this picture and I do not like it.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We'll take you to Iberian Pig in Decatur and get *real* ham.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Midnight fridge ham is a private ritual. Cup of Ham is a lifestyle.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They are indeed. I'm just disappointed that the Cup'o'Ham is one-size. Where's the XL option?
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I could be convinced to throw in some money.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I respect the honesty. Most people would pretend to have standards before absolutely housing a warm cup of ham.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Okaaaaaay. I'll find a *real* job.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's really hard to describe my early career achievements in ways that don't immediately scare off the recruiters.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Will do!
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm open to any and all opportunities at this point. Politics might be a tough lift but I'm not shutting the door entirely. #opentowork
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