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Haenimus

@haenimus.bsky.social
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Grown man with the hobbies of a child. Scruffy Nerf Herder. Retro Gamer. Time Magazine's Person of The Year 2006. Child of the Fence. May or may not be a robot in disguise.

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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
static.klipy.com
The Butcher The Blade
ALT: The Butcher The Blade
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Finally got the time to catch up on some recent game releases. Do I go for the new LEGO Batman or 007 First Light?
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
the truth
Shiny Gengar is purple! He’s
purple! The same color as
regular Gengar! And
yet you all stand
here, staring,
doing
nothing?!
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 05/07/2026
this is the official scooby doo account
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July...
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Welp, that's it. I'm guessing that a digital only PS6 will be released around the same time then.
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Made the switch from Spotify to Tidal a while ago, after slowly getting tired of Spotify filling up the dashboard with other things than actual music. This is just another confirmation to me that I made the right decision.
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Even at Norwegian music festivals, you cannot escape the World Cup.
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Heading on a train to Oslo tomorrow for the Tons of Rock festival. I guess I should start packing.
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I don't know anything about anime in general, but this headline is wild.
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EnemyBeauty @enemybeauty.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The cheese monger calls - do you answer?
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I'm not the biggest football fan, but it's nice to see that Sørloth managed to find a new career after escaping Castle Wolfenstein.
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Uncommon W by the Ferrari team today. Great timing on the pit stop, and almost perfect driving by Hamilton. Hate to say it, but that was a well-deserved victory. #f1
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 13/06/2026
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Reposting this because I feel like this will get lost in all of the Kingdom Hearts 4 hype. Absolutely atrocious from Square Enix.
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This is the dumbest card I own, and I love it. Should I get a chain for it and start wearing it around my neck like a certain Japanese forest enthusiast?
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
media3.giphy.com
https://media3.giphy.com/media/8b8orPKk1wcHMGhfP4/200.gif
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I rarely post anymore, but this is the funniest article I've read in a long time and I had to share it with someone, so I'm coming out on Bluesky hiatus.
usatoday.com
Camels disqualified from beauty contest for Botox, fillers
Twenty camels were disqualified from a beauty contest in Oman after inspectors found they had received Botox and fillers.
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Looking forward to the new Street Fighter movie, but I'm not too sure about this cast.
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Tarja Porkka-Kontturi @tarjapk.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Here’s to 2026
David Lynch in the filming set speaking in the megaphone. He says “Okay, let's try that again, but this time good.”
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
2025 has been the year of a lot of great music, and I think I've been pretty decent with paying attention to new releases this year. So, better late than never - here are my top 10 albums of the year in alphabetical order.
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
There's no Christmas spirit in this household.
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I wonder what could have given them that idea...
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I feel like I've been such a hermit the last month or so. For some reason, social media has felt like such a chore. Slowly getting back into it though!
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maffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Watching the F1 with my dad I asked who he wanted to win "anybody but verstappen"
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Happy birthday to my favorite console. Still going for the complete PAL set, and eventually I'll have it.
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Cool to see that the Pokemon Company is finally making an effort to keep the scalpers away.
dexerto.com
Pokemon fans will need to pass a fitness test before entering new Tokyo theme park - Dexerto
Trainers who want to catch ’em all at PokePark Kanto should know there’s a strict fitness requirement for certain areas.
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
It's actually hilarious how many sites are affected by Cloudfare issues. It's equally as hilarious that you only hear about Cloudflare when their services are down.
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Not gonna lie, I'm pretty excited about the Steam Machine news. While I'm always going to prefer physical games, Steam is the place for PC gaming for me as well. And with the uncertainty surrounding the future of Xbox, having another alternative to PlayStation and Switch isn't a bad thing.
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
So everyone has accepted that this is going to be called the GabeCube, right? (pls don't sue me)
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.4 seconds.
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate!
Panel from the Watchmen graphic novel by Alan Moore. Text reads "It's November 10th now. There is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen." and the artwork (by Dave Gibbons) depicts this.
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
For a moment, I thought this was a @theonion.com article.
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Yikes. I've been a fan of so many of the games Rockstar has made, but the company seems like such a soulless husk at this point.
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
In the span of 14 years between 1999-2013, Rockstar released GTA 2, GTA 3, Vice City, San Andreas, Liberty City Stories, Vice City Stories, GTA 4 and GTA 5. In the span of the next 13 years between 2013-2026, they might release GTA 6 (unless it is pushed back yet again). This better be worth it.
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
New awareness campaign
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: 
Using Generative AI?
You’re prompting with Hitler!
GenAI is a Fascist Project!
Try using your brain instead
Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control
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Sadie (comms open) @zulc22.site · 06/11/2024
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I've never felt as old as when my 8 year old niece tried to explain the "67" meme to me.
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Metal Without Context @metalwocontext.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 16/10/2025
Here's Jonathan. He was born in 1832 and he's 193 years old. He's also Mitch McConnell's younger brother.
Jonathan
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
This really should go without saying.
Graphic representation of the silhouette a person walking a dog with a red circle and line running through it. The line blocks the area where the person meets the dog, leaving the impression that the person is potentially performing a very different act.
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
"Jerry, you don't understand! This isn't just a game; it's a whole world! I'm in the orange suit, I'm Samus Aran, I'm saving Tallon IV! I'm scanning everything! I'm fighting space pirates! I was in the Phazon Mines for three hours last night, and I didn't even get a nosebleed from stress!"
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Fall is officially here, so it's time to dress like Big Show if he listened to Limp Bizkit again.
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Friday at last…
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
That's just Mr. Blobby on wheels, isn't it?
media.tenor.com
a pink clown with yellow polka dots on his face is standing in front of a group of people
ALT: a pink clown with yellow polka dots on his face is standing in front of a group of people
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The answer is easy.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 25/09/2025
Big day for me. A box I've been saving for over 3 years was just perfect for something
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Haenimus @haenimus.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Not gonna lie, I'm not the biggest tabletop guy, but everything about WRASTLEVANIA seems straight up my alley. www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
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Jay Morg @jaymorg2025.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Nice Catch! #AEW #WrestleSky
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Metal Without Context @metalwocontext.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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