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Ian Malcolm

@ianmalcolm.bsky.social
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Melbourne-based writer, editor and proofreader for books, publications and web. Game designer from Star Wars on NES to Need For Speed: Shift on iOS, with dozens of titles in between. Bass, uke and low whistle player. Unrepentant folkie.

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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Random #folk find for today, the Breton song 'Son ar chistr' (aka 'Song of cider'), performed in glorious fashion by Eanáir. Guess I know what I'm drinking tonight. 😉 🍎🍻
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EANÁIR - Son Ar Chistr (Watermill Live Session)
YouTube video by Eanáir
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a kid, visiting a playground that had one of these rockets to climb up was absolutely the best. And yeah, it felt a little dangerous (at least when really small/young) but I can still picture the very first time I sat at the very top of one - peak childhood memory. So much nostalgia.
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Why these iconic rocket ship playgrounds disappeared | 7.30
YouTube video by ABC News In-depth
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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙱𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚜 🖊️ 🎥 #𝕎𝔾𝔸𝕨 @thepeterbriggs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm blissfully unaware of most popular music from the last 15 years, and I don't feel bad about it.
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Jak @jaksays.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Little annoys me more in the climate sphere than people talking about or pushing Carbon Capture as a thing It literally breaks the laws of physics, and cannot ever work It's a scam both commercially and politically It's just a way to pretend we are doing something while burning more fossil fuels
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This serves as advertisement for Alex Gibney’s documentary, Musk, opening October 9. Pass it on.
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kinda wish Freo fans at the #AFLGF wouldn’t make their banners all-caps, cos “GO FREO!” looks a lot like “GO FRED!” and I keep thinking, “Which one’s Fred?” 🤪
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another quick read; 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland' by that Rev. Dodgson fellow. Each time I re-read this (prob every 10 years) I'm always struck by how glorious the writing is, contrasted with the paper thin plot. 😉 The Tenniel illustrations (esp. my Cheshire boy) remain a delight! 💙📚
The first appearance of the Cheshire Cat, inside the Duchess' house as sh'e nursing a baby.Second illustrated appearance of the Cheshire Cat, grinning in classic style from up a tree..Third illustration of the Cheshire Cat - still up that tree but fading from view.Fourth illustration of the Cheshire Cat, as a large disembodied head floating over the arguing royals at the Queen's croquet game.
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Since posting about re-reading 'Asterix and the Goths' earlier today I found myself remembering this classic headline and just had to find and post it... 😉
Newspaper headline which reads: "Local Bloke Utterly Obsessed With Roman Empire Because He Too Would Like To Be Destroyed By Goths', it is accompanied by a picture of the local man (a fairly bland and ordinary looking chap) and three photos of sultry and rather attractive looking goth girls.
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In the mood for a quick "palate cleanser' read, which turned out to be 'Asterix and the Goths' - childhood flashback territory. 😁 Fave name of this book was British druid Valueaddedtax, but the "-ic" suffix Goth names were a newly-recognised source of delight (Choleric, Rhetoric, Metric, etc.) 💙📚
Cover of 'Asterix and the Goths' by R. Goscinny and A. Uderzo. Cover image is of Asterix and Obelix on the border between Gaul and Germania, with Roman troops on one side and the shadows of a horde of horned-helmet wearing Goths on the other.
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just finished this great vid by @robcap.bsky.social - the only games I was familiar with were Hydlide and Silpheed, in other formats than these OG versions. (And shout out to my boy Thexder in the outro; I recall the Amiga port being insanely difficult... 😂 ) #BeyondTheScanlines #RetroGaming
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Neat EGGCONSOLE Games Which Don't Need You To Know Japanese! Beyond The Scanlines #123
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh frabjous day! Callooh! And indeed callay! Postie's just brought a package with the new Ozrics album on CD, along with a t-shirt (my eternal internal yoof can never have enough black band shirts) and signed postcard. New #OzricTentacles makes things better. 🍄 🎵 #Psychedelic #SpaceRock
Black t-shirt with colourful 'Harmonic Mind' design , with CD and signed postcard with same design sitting on top of it.
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In "Tales of Ian's Stupidly Obsessive Gaming" this week, I finally managed to rinse every puzzle in 'Picross S Mega Drive & Master System edition'. Behold the tawdry baubles of my hollow victory haha! 🤪 #Picross #NintendoSwitch #Sega
Main menu of Picross S Mega Drive & Master System edition, showing "no hint" achievement badges for every level of all four puzzle types. Yes I was a wee bit obsessive... ;-)
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Definitely an older book week for me, having just finished re-reading Agatha Christie's first mystery novel, 'The Mysterious Affair at Styles'. Enjoyable despite having read it previously - apparently 13 years is enough for me to have forgotten most of the key plot points... 😉 💙📚 #AgathaChristie
Cover of ‘The Mysterious Affair at Styles’ by Agatha Christie, featuring a 1920 painting of the same name, by Alfred James Dewey, painted for the first edition dust jacket.
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stopped in at the local bowlo on the way home from walking the dog, for a cheeky cider. Well played, nature. #sunset #Melbourne #Narrm
Orange tinged sunset over a darkened bowling green. Silhouettes of several palm trees can also be seen.
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finally read 'The King of Elfland's Daughter' by Lord Dunsany, after being on my radar for decades. Deliberately archaic style and page-long paragraphs make for a bit of a slog in places, but perseverance was rewarded and overall I enjoyed it, and there's no denying its influence (eg. Tolkien). 💙📚
Cover of Standard Ebooks edition of 'The King of Elfland's Daughter' by Lord Dunsany. Image adapted from 'At the Edge of the Forest', a painting completed circa 1820 by August Heinrich.
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In a world that seems determined to force-feed us all AI slop at every opportunity, I am SO there for this handcrafted, stop-motion animated wonder. It doesn't hurt that it's also right up my dark fantasy-esque alley. 😉 #movies #Wildwood
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Wildwood – Final Trailer | Get Tickets Now
YouTube video by LAIKA Studios
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Owen Smith @owensmithguitar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@albomp.bsky.social - *we* are the so-called "long-tail" - Australian independent creators who are being exploited! Creating an artifical cartel of corporations who get paid for content would be an abdication of responsibility to Australian creators. #auspol @davidpocock.bsky.social
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Difficult & Problematic @fladdle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
An alliance with The Wilderness Society, Environment Victoria, Victorian Forest Alliance & others to push for a better deal for nature. It's called Victorians for Nature & they want to halt the fuckery. Their campaign launch is next week in Northcote - everyone can RSVP. #VicPol #SpringSt #WildOz
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Home | Stop The Fuckery
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: Global nuclear war Sleestaks Being crushed in the water by a huge ship tipping onto me 1960s-70s cybermen The forest near my uncle’s house whose trees radiated hate Quicksand (lying old adventure movies) The dark figure at the end of my bed at night
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Another day, another half a dozen dodgy fake film festival accounts suddenly following me to block. 🤷‍♂️
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Welp, sad to say that while I have every previous one, it looks like I won’t be buying any future Professor Layton games, unless there’s a total about-face. I mean, the hand drawn art is a huge part of the appeal. 🤷‍♂️ Another “guess we can’t have nice things” situation, courtesy of GenAI slop.
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Midnight Broil
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Fleetwood Mac and Cheese
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Bread Can Dance
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Difficult & Problematic @fladdle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Bread Zeppelin
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: The Gruel Sea
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Cowboy Junkfoods
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today I watched Japanese OVA 'Otaku no Video' and on the whole I enjoyed it, along with feeling a fairly strong wave of nostalgia, since particularly back in my earlier game dev days there was a fair bit of otaku-adjacent activity in the studio. 😉 #movies
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A ★★★ review of Otaku no Video (1991)
Perhaps my expectations were skewed by a lifetime of strangeness, but this was nowhere near as weird as many reviews on here had me believe. A little unconventional in structure, with its blend of liv...
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Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. (I was told it is apparently also an app that people are paying for?? WHY... you could just bounce your own ideas off a friend and not strip yourself of community + voluntarily acquire brain atrophy)
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Noticed an amusingly anachronistic (albeit now outdated) reference in 'Mort' by #TerryPratchett today. 😉 #Discworld 💙📚
Section of page 153 of my old paperback of Terry Pratchett's 'Mort', which compares the sound of something in-universe to that of a Walkman.
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just back from seeing 'Labyrinth' on a big screen for the first time since a teen, only this time with the soundtrack performed by a live band on stage. We'd managed to get seats in the seventh row of the stalls at Hamer Hall - score! Magic stuff. 🤩 #movie #Melbourne
Cinema screen on stage with 'Jim Henson's Labyrinth in Concert', with band set up and seats in foreground.
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s Saturday morning here but still #LetterboxdFriday somewhere, so here are mine for this week. (And yep, Tim Curry’s passing was the catalyst for the two on the right.)
Letterboxd profile screen grab showing my last four watched movies: Lady Snowblood 2: Love Song of Vengeance, Mad Heidi, Clue, and Strange Journey: The Story of Rocky Horror.
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tonight I watched 'Lady Snowblood 2: Love Song of Vengeance', and... it was just okay, which was a relative bummer as I loved Meiko Kaji's first Snowblood outing to bits. #movies #MovieSky
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A ★★★ review of Lady Snowblood 2: Love Song of Vengeance (1974)
Very little actual vengeance, and a distinct lack of love song. While I can happily watch Meiko Kaji do her death stare and slice n dice thing all day, and loved the OG Lady Snowblood, overall this wa...
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When an eel pokes your eye as you chomp on a pie, that’s a moray.
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lockwood & Co. was the last show all our family were into and happily watched together (so of course Netflix axed it after a season). Anyway, found these at the op shop today for the princely sum of $1 and while I'd prefer not to have a Netflix tie-in cover, I'm looking forward to reading them. 💙📚
Two paperback books, "Lockwood & Co." and 'Lockwood & Co.: The Screaming Staircase' both by Jonathan Stroud.
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Currently re-reading 'Mort' by #TerryPratchett, for the first time in decades. My OG paperback is a bit worse for wear these days - the glue is beginning to give up the ghost, pages are semi-detached, but check out that pricing - got my money's worth. 😉 #Discworld 💙📚
Front cover of first-edition Corgo paperback of Mort, by Terry Pratchett. with Josh Kirby cover.Back cover of my paperback edition of Mort from 1988.
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 5 artists you've seen at least twice. Not Drowning, Waving Iron Maiden Midnight Oil Tiddas Tori Amos And 5 more: The Waifs Cowboy Junkies Ani DiFranco My Friend the Chocolate Cake The Cruel Sea And 5 more: Mr Bungle Faith No More Morphine Steve Earle INXS And so on... 😉
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself (& make your age obvious) with 10 acts you’ve seen live. Clannad Dead Can Dance Jethro Tull Pink Floyd Iron Maiden David Lee Roth Guns N Roses The Angels Cowboy Junkies INXS
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
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Blues Brothers Bluesmobile
Alt: Blues Brothers Bluesmobile collapsing as they run away.
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hot (Patootie) (Bless my soul)
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My reading pile finally reached this and I ploughed through it in a couple of days. Set before the original Mortal Engines trilogy, this enjoyable adventure from @philipreeve.bsky.social features a wonderfully mismatched band of adventurers, plenty of action and intrigue. Excellent stuff! 💙📚
The cover of Bridge of Storms, by Phillip Reeves.Ilustration shows a traction city partway across a bridge suspended over a deep chasm.
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Vale Dolly Parton. A regular presence in our car on childhood road trips, thanks to my country music-loving dad, she was absolutely one of the Good People. 😞
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Pup Fiction @pupfiction.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So the system is working just like other welfare benefits are designed to work. Make it too hard to access = dollars saved. Dollars that can be handed to to the fossil fuel industry and AUKUS Well done to the Laboral guvernment www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
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Why people are 'giving up' rather than fighting the aged care algorithm
If the government wants a true indication of the level of feeling in the community, perhaps it should read the thousands of comments on Facebook where discussions about the algorithm, long waitlists, ...
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Enjoyable and informative Laura Cress interview with Ron Gilbert about the upcoming #ThimbleweedPark2. #AdventureGames youtu.be/S4FROstxrO4?...
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Thimbleweed Park 2: Ron Gilbert Reveals New Story and Gameplay Details | Full Interview
YouTube video by Cressup
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Todd Walker @toddwalker.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
LMAO
windowsreport.com
Microsoft Is Retiring Excel’s COPILOT() Function After Just One Year
Microsoft will retire the COPILOT() function in Excel after September 14, 2026, directing users to other Copilot tools instead.
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My least exciting game-related post ever, but weeks after finishing Pokopia's story I finally got the recipes for sprinkler and levee block. 🥳 At last I can irrigate crop areas with a single block's water, and fix up Bleak Beach... Damn you Pokopia, you delightfully cosy, drip-feeding bastard. 😉
My Pokopia crafting menu interface, highlighting the Sprinkler item.Shop menu from Pokopia showing the recipe for the Levee block type.
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My favourite films of the 1970s: 70: Kelly's Heroes 71: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 72: Pink Floyd: Live at Pompeii 73: The Wicker Man 74: Chinatown 75: Monty Python and the Holy Grail 76: Bugsy Malone 77: Star Wars 78: Big Wednesday 79: The Muppet Movie
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Every GTA after San Andreas. 🤷‍♂️ (I had played every iteration since the top-down PS1 games, ut after San Andreas, which I loved, I realised I was just... done.)
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 11/08/2026
Free Newsletter: OpenAI and Anthropic are now load-bearing, unprofitable and unsustainable AI labs that represent the majority of Microsoft, Google and Amazon's future revenue growth. Without hundreds of billions in funding, the era of hypergrowth ends. www.wheresyoured.at/dont-look-up/
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Don't Look Up
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Ian Malcolm @ianmalcolm.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
“I can’t stand Lorraine, against my window…”
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