iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

watching my landlord mispaint my apt walls as he mansplains wages and cost of living to me when do I break it to him that he has the color vision range of a dog

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

You know how sometimes you upgrade one thing in your house and suddenly you can see all the other things that need to be upgraded? Well, I just got an eyelash lift and now I can see all of my mustache

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I don’t think people realize that, when I say I’m going to sleep but start sending them reels, my human brain is completely offline. It’s lizard brain time and all it knows is that it still loves you enough to make you laugh

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

women => widows men => widowers why you trying to out-widow us

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I joined Twitter in 2022 as a nobody to fight my perfectionism (ahem, self-sabotage) through creativity, but didn't expect to make friends who'd impact me so much moving forward. Their support allowed me to grow so much as an artist and as a person. Seeing them here is like coming home ❤️

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I'm disappointed because I care, so may as well talk about it 😤 Link to my 5 minute short film here for a limited time: youtu.be/OnVvmfgo2yI?...

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

me: “look at this” (trying to put my bangs in place as they keep flipping up and apart) friend: “is there some sort of repellant on your massive forehead?”

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I once saw a video of a raccoon making a whole pizza and was so focused on figuring out if he was wearing regular glasses or Meta glasses that it didn’t hit me for a full minute that the raccoon was AI. I don’t know if I’m gonna survive the AI wars, you guys

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Still internally screaming about how I spent 2.5 hours looking for the perfect focaccia, then several mins going back and forth with a very confused bakery employee who kept trying to sell me danish, only to open the bag later to a third kind of completely different bread.

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The Lush Kitch @thelushkitch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

When you can't find something for long enough that you check to see if you set it down in the fridge is a special kind of desperation

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

do you ever think about how Mamdani (@nycmayor 💘) enjoying the World Cup with incarcerated people at Rikers connects to the uprising of 25,000 prisoners in Brazil in the mid 2000s? yeah, me neither #zohranmamdani #nyc #worldcup #fifaworldcup2026 #newyork

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

recently learned my car has terrible noise insulation, meaning I’ve been coming home and absolutely blasting booty jamz at my elderly Korean neighbors at 2am for years

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

(brother smelling his fingers) Me: “what are you smelling your fingers for? pervert” Brother: “they smell like garlic.” Me: “why? you shoving garlic up your ass?”

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

How long can you hug the pizza delivery guy before it gets weird

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

witnessing someone learn a new word and use it incorrectly every chance they get feels like constipation

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Reminder to sporadically check on your goths in this heat. Check under logs/in shaded graveyards and leave out a little dish of water at dusk.

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

it’s easier than you think not to be the man yelling at your girlfriend on a stranger’s phone

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

“god has a plan for you.” Ok, but what if the plan sucks

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 10/07/2026

scrolling r/relationships and seeing every 5 posts are women complaining that their male partners don’t wipe/wash their butt is actually insane

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Being creative sounds fun until your brain accidentally pisses you off with scenarios nobody asked for, like “what if you are eating and run into someone from your past while wearing a bib?” Now I can’t go to Boiling Crab.

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Do you ever have someone do you wrong then they show up in your dreams and you are like, “Oh they are gonna fix it this time. My brain is gonna cure me” BUT THEN THEY DO EXACTLY THE SAME THING JUST IN A RANDOM ASS PLACE??

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

If you are a goalie and have elastic superpowers, does using your flexibility to just not hurt yourself as much when you fall considered cheating? This is a serious question

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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

It’s 100 degrees out rn and someone somewhere is generating an ai video of a melting sex fruit who can’t stand the heat

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Hot dog this, hot dog that. When are we gonna stop sexualizing everything

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Sometimes I wish I could design my own house, but then I build a house in The Sims with unlimited money and resources and I’m like, “wow this is 100% atrocious”

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Friend: “These photos I took of you are so cute!!” Me, looking through candid photos of myself mouth breathing with no life in my eyes: “You gotta start loving me less.”

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Do you ever say something so dumb, people think you are being passive aggressive? My aunt hasn’t been nice to me since I was 15 because she asked me what my alarms were for and my sleepy ass said, “To wake up”

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Sometimes you just gotta let people flail in the dark. I was out at a bar when a man hit on me in a very ignorant way. I reprimanded but educated him on the fetishization of Asian women and why his behavior was wrong. He listened intently, then shook my hand as he thanked me. About two hours later,

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Watching my hamster roll around the house in its plastic ball with no sense of direction: “Is this how god feels watching me run my little errands?”

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Brother: “I learned something pretty interesting yesterday.” Me: “I must know.” Brother: “Okay, it’s not that interesting.”

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Tried on a denim jacket last week Store owner: "It's gorgeous." Me: "I do love a Canadian tuxedo." Off of her blank expression, I remembered I was in Vancouver. Me: "or I guess just 'a tuxedo,' huh?" She didn't laugh. This too shall pass.

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

No, it's fine that you forgot my birthday. I will only remember it for the next 64 years

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Me cutting my dad's hair and him saying, "It doesn't have to be perfect. My good looks will make up for any imperfections" is how I know I'm not maximizing my potential as a menace

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Me: (staring at little plants) Friend: “They like it when you talk to them. You should try it :)” Me (to plants): “G r o w f a s t e r”

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

I know that delivery robots probably have human names so people feel bad about bullying them, but they are going so hard with these lovingly picked POC names. Now I gotta see “Yusuf” toiling to cross the street and think about his Muslim delivery robot mom who carried him in the womb for 9 months

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

The em dash (—) has been the best thing for my ADHD style of self-expression since the parenthesis and, as a writer, the fact that people consider it an AI writing giveaway is SO DEEPLY ANNOYING. What do you mean I’m getting punished because y’all don’t know your punctuations??

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

I mourn every religious nut who could have been a much less annoying Lord of the Rings nerd instead

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Me: “My sink is clogged. What do I do?” Google: “Use Drano. It’s your best option and it’s safe for pipes!” Me: “Okay, now it’s somehow worse?” Google: Me: Google: “Here are 30 articles about why Drano is ineffective and bad for your pipes.”

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

I love people who get paid 800,000 dollars a year to come up with ideas like “Democrats should do popular things to increase their chances to win elections”

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

The venn diagram of a male gym teacher’s wardrobe and most people’s “I lost my will to live” wardrobe is just a circle

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Watching an oil splatter come towards your nice shirt in real time like a bullet to the chest

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Look, I just feel like I shouldn’t have to bend over backward to get an exorcism

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Mom looking at a plant she killed: “It doesn’t want to live :(“

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Having siblings is humiliating

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Me acting like an absolute dog when my female and queer besties post nice selfies: “THE VIEW IS CRAAAZYYY 🥵🔥🔥🔥 YOU’RE GONNA HURT SOMEONE PACKIN’ LIKE THAT, MUSE ❤️‍🔥” Me when a straight male friend posts a selfie: “must have showered today”

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

thinking about the time when I was getting scolded as a kid and my mom said she'd leave me in the woods if I lied. My city girl ass stopped crying and turned to look at her like, "We live in a metropolis. You don't know any woods."

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

I have the spirit of someone who wants to sing all the lyrics to a song but the memory of someone who can barely remember the first name of a recurring character in my life who I haven’t talked to in two days

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Usually I will read my Co-Star and be like, “You know… that’s not NOT deep.” But sometimes I will read it and be like, “Wtf is going on with this app”

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

I wouldn’t ask just anyone for business advice but I have not once looked at a dog gobbling up a puppucino and not thought, “Why is that dog better than me?”

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

If you are from a country with a film nominated for an Oscar, you know winning one is a collective national activity. CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BRAZILIANS #imstillhere #aindaestouaqui

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