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Guzma's Cafe

@guzmascafe.bsky.social
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allmylinks.com/guzmascafe I'm Michael! Or Guzma! Whichever you prefer. Streamer & Official Numskull Streams on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays at 8PM EST. Currently playing Pokemon3D! Art by the lovely and talented WillowWispVT!

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Snakun [Comms Open] @snakun.bsky.social · 3h
youtube.com/live/zkwMLPa... Art stream is up , grab a snack, a warm drink and enjoy the music :>
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No Mic- Art Commission
YouTube video by Snakaku
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Snakun [Comms Open] @snakun.bsky.social · 2h
Gonna take care of some things but enjoy the akko while you wait
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 6h
Introduce yourself as an anime character
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Guzma Wink Hearts
ALT: Guzma Wink Hearts
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Holy cannoli we are actually streaming!? Nothing in particular and a little bit of everything. Stop on by friends! 💜 www.twitch.tv/guzmascafe
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guzmascafe - Live on Twitch
Variety Stream!(We're doing a little bit of everything while yapping!) | Streaming just chatting.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brian with the text:
"Sorry I can't hang I have to sit in the house and FEEL WEIRD"
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DaysAhead❔🌌 @kendricklamario.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wasn't really explicit about it on bsky, but @apachesmash.bsky.social got the verbal approval at his interview for our marriage visa. After three consecutive 12+ hour work days, I'm finally processing this.
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SPOOKYDEAD💀SKELETON @mluckas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HEXPUNK - punk rock Hex Maniac (plus the return of punk gengar) #art #pokemon #halloween
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've had cats since I was a literal baby. My first cat loved me so much I would carry her around by the head & my mom would take her away to "save her" & she would run right back to me. I've never had less than 2 cats & right now we have 4 & they are all sweet & loving. Even with our toddler!
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think all cat hate is misogyny, and girl cat hate is just misogyny plus
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm truly not trying to be a braggart, but all her teachers say how kind and caring and well behaved she is all the time. But anytime she hangs out with the little shit kid she gets herself into trouble. She starts acting just like the other kid who, shocker, acts like a little asshole.
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anyone have tips on getting your kid to stop hanging out with a problem child? I don't mean my teenager is hanging with the wrong crowd. I mean my 4 year old has tons of better friends but the only one she ever wants to be around is one that is an absolute little shit.
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歩井田 @poipoipoita.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
もうねるよ絵描きたいけどねむいから
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歩井田 @poipoipoita.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🌼
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Mulm 🤝 Lhannan @mulm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As much as Adobe deserves to be dunked on I really hate the whole "hey claude please copy this software for me lmao" shit that's going around right now. We don't need vibe coded adobe copies when good alternatives already exist. I hate Adobe, and I hate vibe coding.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyways
Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "Make shitty art"
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Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think every human being needs to experience a little bit of suffering to be emotionally complete but I also think that suffering should be on the level of "lost an entire weekend to Pooh's Home Run Derby and didn't even win" and not "subjected to inhumane systemic violence"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

kittydesade

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE BURNINATOR
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
EVERYONE SHUT UP, MITCHELL JUST DROPPED AN INSANELY AMAZING NEW ART
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Mitchell Hammond 𓆙 @bipedalbastard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sunny's Rescue
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Picture of Brian's face
With the text:
"It's okay to feel like shit
I'm doing it right now"
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just wanted to give a quick update:
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am once again thinking about Carmine* *I'm always thinking about her
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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歩井田 @poipoipoita.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🩸
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me seeing Mitchell post this
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Beau is Afraid: My Beautiful Boys
ALT: Beau is Afraid: My Beautiful Boys
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Mitchell Hammond 𓆙 @bipedalbastard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yep, i'm doodlin' the boys
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Felox08🔴 @felox08.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Long Hair Toph SFW #toph #AvatarTheLastAirbender
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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歩井田 @poipoipoita.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
没案
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 04/10/2026
delicious 🎨 #art #pokemon
Fanart of fuecoco and sprigatito from pokemon scarlet and violet 

Fuecoco is drinking paint and Sprigatito is telling them its juice
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tams! @maezanilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy fma day! 🦾✨
An illustration of some of the main cast of Fullmetal Alchemist (Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Riza Hawkeye, Roy Mustang, Maes Hughes, Louis Armstrong) walking through the train station of Central City, in Amestris.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brian as a sim
The text
"Don't call me handsome if you ain't gon hand me some Totinos pizza rolls"

(Sold my soul for pizza rolls)
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Thaumana 🎨 VGEN Commissions | ACG Store Opening @thaumana.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pocky Lover Estelle🧡🥢 Commission for @supremevt.bsky.social - Thank you for sponsoring my new trip to Liberl with Trails in the Sky 2nd Chapter for me! I'm really looking forward to playing it!✨
Estelle Bright offering a Pocky stick
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february 22nd ☕🍟🏳️‍⚧️ @keichocomint.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
people always say estelle bright is awesome and then you play trails in the sky and you realize "woah estelle bright IS awesome"
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Aviator Animator @aviatoranimator.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
More trainer IDs! You can commission me for one! That way you can flash it at the club so they know you're one of the cool kids. #commissions ko-fi.com/c/c545db8c9d
Alt color (cyan monochromatic) of the original in the quoted post. Pokemon gen 1/2 styled trainer id commissionFedorasaur's trainer id. 
Pkmn : Ice/bald
Twitch.tv/fedorasaur
Bio

Species: Stego
Likes: Big men/women
Wants: Big men/women
Needs: Big men/women
Battle quote:
"Welcome to your DOOM!"
BioKarazu ID
Pkmn : FLY/VEGAN
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Bio
Species: Blue
DDR rank : Black Belt
Battle Quote:
"Vegan BTW"Ray's Trainer ID
Pkmn : DARK/VEGAN
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Bio
Species: coydog
Coffee: yes
Sweets: always
Battle quote
"are YOU shitting on PINBACK?!"
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 02/10/2026
aviator does great custom trainer IDs!! big recommend 🫡
custom trainer ID of me by Aviator Animation
Name/Maddie
PKMN METAL/GEAR
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Bio
Player of video games
Maker of silly comics
Battle quote: "[insert Simpsons reference here]"
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Qewie🥝 @qqqewie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🥝Open for commissions🥝 If you're interested, please read my commission info and submit the form! (qqqewie.carrd.co)
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Scarena @gbaspgamer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We need to be meaner to Harry Potter adults
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love this little stinker so freaking much
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kinda fucked up that “Star Wars Zero Company” doesn’t have a colon but “Star Wars: Galactic Racer” does. I won’t even get into “Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order”
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just in case you didn't know ModRetro fucking sucks and "Automated War Initiative" is a disgusting title Also, War Crime Enthusiast Palmer Luckey is incredibly thin skinned and will chase you around various social media platforms if you talk sauce about him and his shitty M64. Worth it.
FB comment:

Palmer Luckey: Mike Fink the M64 is $230 not $320 and it is far more powerful than the Mister. We developed our own core and open sourceed all the hardware and software 

And Aduril helps kill Russians, not children

Me: Palmer Free Luckey that's without the controller, not included, which is $90 

And also fuck youWe still clown on you with memes
Palmer Luckey and is shit handheld emulator, along with other fascists that don't care about human life, like Elon Musk and JD Vance
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I grew up WITH the internet. I watched it go from "This crazy new thing will never take off" to it being in our living room, to it being in EVERYONE's living room, to be IN YOUR POCKET. I dreamt of the amazing future we could have. Instead, we got this shit. It fucking blows dude. It's depressing.
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mjc0961 @mjc0961.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just a reminder for anyone that cares, Argonaut keeps partnering with ModRetro, run by war profiteer and general creep Palmer Luckey Thread about why they suck below bsky.app/profile/mous...
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