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allmylinks.com/guzmascafe I'm Michael! Or Guzma! Whichever you prefer. Streamer & Official Numskull Streams on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays at 8PM EST. Currently playing Pokemon3D! Art by the lovely and talented WillowWispVT!

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House House @househouse.com · 10h
An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox
Regarding Xbox

In June 2026 we announced that the release of Big Walk would be limited to computers, Switch 2 and PS5. Since then, we have received many messages and comments, asking about a future Xbox release. We would like to address those questions here:

We have made the decision not to release Big Walk on Xbox, in accordance with the Palestinian-led BDS (Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions) movement’s call to boycott Microsoft, and their designation of Microsoft Games (and Xbox) as a priority boycott target. If you need help understanding our motives, we would recommend reading about why Microsoft is a BDS priority target, the successes this kind of pressure has already had on Microsoft, and especially, watching this great introductory piece by People Make Games.

It has always been our intention for Big Walk to be played by groups of friends, and we know that keeping the game off Xbox runs counter to those intentions. This decision means that some people will miss out on playing Big Walk with their friends, and we understand the disappointment we’re causing. We are disappointed too.

We would love for people to be able to play the game on Xbox, but not until Microsoft and/or Xbox have been removed as BDS boycott targets.

We’ve made this decision with the belief that meaningful change can be made in the world, that coordinated collective action can confront even the most powerful interests, and that one day, Palestine will be free.

Thank you for your understanding.

Sincerely,
House House

(see bigwalk.game/xbox for links)
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Steam could take like 4 hours to load and I'd still use it over epic games Imao
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thragslime @concrete-wizard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
happy otasune morning
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Punisher: No No No Wait Wait Wait Meme
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 19h
That's cause you got the wrong my boi. Gotta get the Premium one.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 13/10/2026
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I really hope y'all realize this "AI's going to Skynet the world" bs is just that, bs. AI companies are trying to make you THINK it's that smart but it isn't. Every AI I've had the misfortune of interacting with is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever met. It still can't even write emails properly.
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Greg Baldwin, the voice of Uncle Iroh, responds to a post criticizing LGBTQ+ and disabled representation in ‘Avatar’: “So sorry LGBTQ and disabled people exist. That must be traumatic for you.”
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Mitchell Hammond 𓆙 @bipedalbastard.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
mgs2 zombies wip, might be a little overcrowded...
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 13/10/2026
✨ new moniker!! ✨ i've had a few projects recently that made me realize it's a little challenging to put my name on things. so i decided to mush my name & usernames together to make... maddie raspberry!!! 🤠 i'll still be using othatsraspberry as my username, but now there's a little more cohesion!
Maddie Raspberry 
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doodle of me
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There's only one Mass Effect Romance Option for me* *But the cowards at Bioware wouldn't let me have it
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James Vega Dancing in Mass Effect
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm a professional game developer
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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Carmine my beloved. I miss her so much. Also Carmine with a ponytail has me in a chokehold.
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My brain every single day at all hours for the past like 3 weeks now
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The Real Bros Of Simi Valley: Not Having A Good Time
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's a play where you role a game, obv
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A haunted house where you keep running into people explaining the rules of board games to you
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nic Cage is kinda like the inverse Jared Leto, I'll watch just about anything he's in.
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Nicolas Cage's Stressed Out Reaction
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Homie post whatever pops in your head. I'm more than happy to see the interaction!
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🇨🇦Tadhg Dalaigh @tadhgdalaigh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Pudge 🔞 @pudge.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A sentiment I keep seeing online is: "Deadlock looks amazing. I wish it wasn't a MOBA" Same. Lol Hard to describe how much it being a League of Legends dampens my desire to get into it.
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歩井田 @poipoipoita.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
体動かすの大好きだな〜心がスッキリしていくのを感じるよ 心がスッキリしてないとあまりお絵描きがんばれなくていやなのよ でも今日は動きすぎてちかれたから何も描かずに寝ようと思います ぐっすりねむれそうですうれしいな
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the crazy thing about this trend is how badly this exposes that these people have the same attachment and awareness of video games as scalpers do for pokemon
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Being a content creator, which means your income is based around exposure & engagement, who gets mad at people for liking or sharing your content is so fucking weird. I see so many of them who call out, shame, & straight up threaten users for engaging with their stuff. Maybe this isn't for you bud.
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The game that has literally been successfully run on potatoes is now being "recompiled" by the dumbest people on earth to run on *checks notes* the original fucking system it was designed for. These people are so braindead I wouldn't be surprised if their AI is what picked which game to "recompile."
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𝙑𝙀𝙀𝙏𝙍𝙄 : Blast Processed 🥑 @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I performed gender reaffirming surgery on my PS2 because the old shell was too scuffed
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re🐠mane🐠dur @remanedur.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
not even gonna check if someone else has done this yet
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Metal Gear? What's that?
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sadly I'm Very Poor™️ so the former option it is!
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I would kill for this tattoo
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Snakun [Comms Open] @snakun.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
youtube.com/live/zkwMLPa... Art stream is up , grab a snack, a warm drink and enjoy the music :>
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No Mic- Art Commission
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Snakun [Comms Open] @snakun.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gonna take care of some things but enjoy the akko while you wait
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bro. There is no way you haven't seen the backlash the last several weeks. Either you are willfully ignorant, or you thought you were immune. Both are bad. This sucks cause I've followed since I joined Bluesky. But the post and then this "apology" ain't it. Hope you do better.
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Introduce yourself as an anime character
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Holy cannoli we are actually streaming!? Nothing in particular and a little bit of everything. Stop on by friends! 💜 www.twitch.tv/guzmascafe
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guzmascafe - Live on Twitch
Variety Stream!(We're doing a little bit of everything while yapping!) | Streaming just chatting.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brian with the text:
"Sorry I can't hang I have to sit in the house and FEEL WEIRD"
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DaysAhead❔🌌 @kendricklamario.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wasn't really explicit about it on bsky, but @apachesmash.bsky.social got the verbal approval at his interview for our marriage visa. After three consecutive 12+ hour work days, I'm finally processing this.
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SPOOKYDEAD💀SKELETON @mluckas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HEXPUNK - punk rock Hex Maniac (plus the return of punk gengar) #art #pokemon #halloween
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've had cats since I was a literal baby. My first cat loved me so much I would carry her around by the head & my mom would take her away to "save her" & she would run right back to me. I've never had less than 2 cats & right now we have 4 & they are all sweet & loving. Even with our toddler!
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think all cat hate is misogyny, and girl cat hate is just misogyny plus
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is my sweet girl Lavender. She hangs out with me all day everyday while I work. Anytime I wake her up she starts purring.
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The meanest cat I ever met was my cat River. And she absolutely adored me. Even in her most demon filled years, if she was around you enough she would give in and love you. If someone I meet doesn't like cats I instantly distrust them.
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm truly not trying to be a braggart, but all her teachers say how kind and caring and well behaved she is all the time. But anytime she hangs out with the little shit kid she gets herself into trouble. She starts acting just like the other kid who, shocker, acts like a little asshole.
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anyone have tips on getting your kid to stop hanging out with a problem child? I don't mean my teenager is hanging with the wrong crowd. I mean my 4 year old has tons of better friends but the only one she ever wants to be around is one that is an absolute little shit.
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歩井田 @poipoipoita.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
もうねるよ絵描きたいけどねむいから
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歩井田 @poipoipoita.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Guzma's Cafe @guzmascafe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
First of all, I don't think it counts when YOU are the one starting the war. And he didn't even stop those ones...
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