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Ghoulnemer

@guynemer.bsky.social
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Doctorb. He/Him. Mostly sports and shitposts. Proud to be blocked by Peter Sagal.

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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 1h
Oh yeah, the refs blew that call but Bama immediately melted down omnidirectionally at the speed of light, embarrassing
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 1h
still thinking about how the Bama-UGA game ended, what a shitshow
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 1h
welcome to the ~ MICHIGAN ZONE ~ our fridge is stocked with every booze known to man, and sadness mostly sadness
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 2h
but "getting interrupted" is not in any way a violation of free speech, and there was not nearly enough push back on the right-wing framing it in that way
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 3h
Orion is also a fan
A rather larger standard dark tabby cat, but all curled up instead of stretched out
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 14h
lovely bye week, I'm gonna sous vide myself in the tub for a bit and take every decongestant known to man, g'night all
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 14h
oh no doubt, that seems like it should be a benching
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 14h
Well there's your problem
absolutely N O B O D Y behind the DL on Kentucky's game-winning two-point conversion, with a notably enormous gap between the defensive tackles
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 14h
He's gone to plaid
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 14h
Oh boy, DeBoer is next level mad
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 14h
I feel like there should be someone we can complain to about this
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 14h
I did something to my abductor hallucis shortly before the Mobile trip a few weeks ago and it is still fucked up this getting old shit is for the fuckin birds
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 14h
hey it's reflex, I get it and a hearty "eat shit" with your spirit
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 14h
does the Guardians season continue?
man pointing at a giant turbine with the word Yes on it
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 15h
are you fuckin serious with that shit, penn state
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 14h
congrats to @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social @paledragoncbus.bsky.social @qaxxar.bsky.social @actioncookbook.com and any other Guards fans I've forgotten, pulling for you guys
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 14h
quien es mas mid
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 15h
are you fuckin serious with that shit, penn state
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 15h
Taylor is all over the place
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 15h
Habs finally pot one in round six Wings fail to answer
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 15h
Let the goalies shoot at each other
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 15h
Five
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 15h
Four
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 15h
Three rounds, nothing This game refuses to die
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 15h
This is absurd No goals in regulation No goals in OT no goals through two rounds of shootout
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 15h
By far
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 15h
lol Third Habs goal taken off the board
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 15h
I hate this team
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 15h
That is an absurd position
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 15h
Ava likes the new cat bed
Ava, a dark gray standard tabby cat, nearly swallowed in a large light pink pet bed
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 16h
this franchise may not be good again until the 2040s, that's how much karma they have coming back for the 90s/2000s
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 16h
Also, although he has shut them out so far, I've twice seen Tarasov act like he has the puck while it has been rolling merrily behind the net, not exactly inspiring confidence
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 16h
whenever someone finally scores a goal in this game it is going to be disgusting slop that deflects twice in front of a screened goalie (Tarasov, the screened goalie will be Tarasov)
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 16h
not by design though
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 16h
one does not simply walk into Corvallis
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 16h
static.klipy.com
Homer Simpson Hides in Bushes Meme
Alt: Homer Simpson Hides in Bushes Meme
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 16h
hell yeah it is
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BRAK AND BLUE @yinkadoubledare.bsky.social · 16h
I mean lol come on
Impossible pitch at a exit velo that never goes out, somehow a homer
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 16h
can't believe that managed to get out, I thought it was just a soft liner down the line off the bat
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Suddenly, he sits up straight, a look of wild anger and fear on his face, and he shouts FUCKING JOSE RAMIREZ he then drops stone dead, his face a rictus of a soul-shattering rage
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 16h
that is an extremely generous spot
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 16h
I assume the altitude is killing some brain cells
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 17h
"And Fry, you have that brain thing." "I ALREADY DID."
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 17h
303 rushing yards... at four yards per carry. 76:28 run:pass inexplicable
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 17h
Bama, your quarterback requires a solid crtl-alt-delete
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 17h
I ALREADY DID
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 17h
this is a safe place, we do not kinkshame here
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 17h
static.klipy.com
Jerry Seinfeld: That's a Shame
Alt: Jerry Seinfeld: That's a Shame
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 17h
static.klipy.com
David Sills Horns Down Touchdown Celebration
Alt: David Sills Horns Down Touchdown Celebration
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 17h
I think Georgia is confused which end zone they are supposed to be going to
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