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@gusher.bsky.social
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
here’s another thing for me to post
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
not true i just seen one on tv
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
im thinking of a new acronym. ohdh = old habits die hard. try using it around your circle of friends and make sure to credit me
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 07/04/2026
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
because then they might fold before you can double the pot. that makes the stakes significantly lower. whats the fun in that? im here to gamble babey
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
did they actually back down
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
what does he know brian eno
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Ben Lamb @bennyfactor.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
replace rfk jr with this guy
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
a guy from new york learning this: AYOOOO??
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
probably bc it looked sick as hell
a headline from ZME Science

showing a picture of a skull with a large nail going through it

caption says 
Ancient Iberians Nailed Skulls to Walls
— And It's Not Very Clear Why
4d
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
let’s admit - as the 27th letter of the alphabet. i mean why not? just look at that little squirt. c’mon
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
why do porn bots keep following me? i dont even like porn. its nasty and doesnt include a gun or a ball.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
the license plate on my $1000 sports car says “MR THANKSGIVING” because i celebrate thanksgiving each and every year
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
okay, that just about does it
screenshot from my bluesky "muted words" list that lists the phrase "bluesky, please mute all meaningless CRAP. enough is enough!!!"
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I heard they're holding a big mayoral election in Edson, Kansas
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
happy baseball to all who celebrate
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
its a sign to smile a little more
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
i think its important to pay attention to how the fielders are moving during those but i get yeah
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
[after every flyball] oh that's outta here
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
[after every single pitch] that’s baseball for ya
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
there will be baseball teams playing in their home stadium tonight and baseball teams playing away tonight
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
WEAVE
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
DODGE
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
LEGIT
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
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dotty 🗯 @webdingbats.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
paul skenes is so rude. he wont let anyone hit the ball for gods sake
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Genis
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RealChad318 @therealchad318.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
@jonbois.bsky.social Watching Baseball
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
for an amazing reason?
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
ehats going on there
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
if you enjoy this post, be sure to share it with your friends
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Can you avoid the giraffe
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
i spill my jice mods help help help
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
cogs fluid
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
you cant do that shit
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
aww
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
always smile whenever i see those drawings
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64" Number 64: "FUCK!"
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
yes bro
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
straight to elder mod
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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videl🐒image distribution @imgdist.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
drawing people i see in the city (60/?)
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