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@gusher.bsky.social
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
here’s another thing for me to post
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
im thinking of a new acronym. ohdh = old habits die hard. try using it around your circle of friends and make sure to credit me
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 07/04/2026
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
what does he know brian eno
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Ben Lamb @bennyfactor.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
replace rfk jr with this guy
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
probably bc it looked sick as hell
a headline from ZME Science

showing a picture of a skull with a large nail going through it

caption says 
Ancient Iberians Nailed Skulls to Walls
— And It's Not Very Clear Why
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
let’s admit - as the 27th letter of the alphabet. i mean why not? just look at that little squirt. c’mon
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
why do porn bots keep following me? i dont even like porn. its nasty and doesnt include a gun or a ball.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
the license plate on my $1000 sports car says “MR THANKSGIVING” because i celebrate thanksgiving each and every year
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
okay, that just about does it
screenshot from my bluesky "muted words" list that lists the phrase "bluesky, please mute all meaningless CRAP. enough is enough!!!"
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
happy baseball to all who celebrate
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
[after every single pitch] that’s baseball for ya
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
there will be baseball teams playing in their home stadium tonight and baseball teams playing away tonight
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
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dotty 🗯 @webdingbats.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
paul skenes is so rude. he wont let anyone hit the ball for gods sake
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Genis
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RealChad318 @therealchad318.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
@jonbois.bsky.social Watching Baseball
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
if you enjoy this post, be sure to share it with your friends
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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Can you avoid the giraffe
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
i spill my jice mods help help help
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64" Number 64: "FUCK!"
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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videl🐒image distribution @imgdist.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
drawing people i see in the city (60/?)
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
its happening its happening
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a cat is standing next to a toilet in a bathroom next to a litter box .
ALT: a cat is standing next to a toilet in a bathroom next to a litter box .
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
gusher
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headhonchkrow🌺 (comms open) @hhonchkrow234.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
its something
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
gusher
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
[getting increasingly flustered because i'm badly losing a basketball argument] well, i'm on the knicks. i'm one of the players. i'm playing in the game right now. i won the basketball award. they gave me a basketball made of gold. i play with it every day
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
i like gusher
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
MY WIFE BROUGHT HOME A COOKIE FROM MY FAVORITE BAKERY! SHE STOPPED BY ON HER WAY HOME AND PICKED UP A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE JUST FOR ME!
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
she dont be using megahack she be using gregahack
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stickydacat.bsky.social @stickydacat.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I wan fuitt.... gummy.
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
hi
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
eating some french fries
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
the plate
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Rnna @rnna.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
#MyGO
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
i only care about information that makes me mad!!
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松舵 @matsuda7.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
pop up shopイラスト良すぎたので
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kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
japierdole…
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
if you didn't watch that fight you missed the most recent fight of all time
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