Reposted by kaizaPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy 87128842382
Reposted by kaizaJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/06/2026here’s another thing for me to post 2352833
kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 20/05/2026im thinking of a new acronym. ohdh = old habits die hard. try using it around your circle of friends and make sure to credit me 020
Reposted by kaizaJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/02/2026it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars 18493051133
Reposted by kaizaBen Lamb @bennyfactor.bsky.social · 19/01/2026replace rfk jr with this guy 37129542653
Reposted by kaizacluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 05/01/2026probably bc it looked sick as hell 482668518
Reposted by kaizaJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/12/2025let’s admit - as the 27th letter of the alphabet. i mean why not? just look at that little squirt. c’mon 1865256
kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 21/12/2025why do porn bots keep following me? i dont even like porn. its nasty and doesnt include a gun or a ball. 020
Reposted by kaizaJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/11/2025the license plate on my $1000 sports car says “MR THANKSGIVING” because i celebrate thanksgiving each and every year 19103181
Reposted by kaizaScorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 09/11/2025🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history. 291176410
Reposted by kaizaJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/11/2025ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water 392921459
Reposted by kaizaTechnology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 02/11/2025happy baseball to all who celebrate 321179104
Reposted by kaizaJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/10/2025[after every single pitch] that’s baseball for ya 272020267
kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 17/10/2025there will be baseball teams playing in their home stadium tonight and baseball teams playing away tonight 022
Reposted by kaizaJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/10/2025throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there 631997242
Reposted by kaizaScorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 29/09/2025🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history. 552296656
kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 25/09/2025paul skenes is so rude. he wont let anyone hit the ball for gods sake 010
Reposted by kaizaRealChad318 @therealchad318.bsky.social · 24/09/2025@jonbois.bsky.social Watching Baseball 181877350
Reposted by kaizaJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/09/2025if you enjoy this post, be sure to share it with your friends 221045331
Reposted by kaizaJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/202541-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody 444095524
Reposted by kaizaCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64" Number 64: "FUCK!" 3443881525
Reposted by kaizaRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it 12384521011361
Reposted by kaizavidel🐒image distribution @imgdist.bsky.social · 22/08/2025drawing people i see in the city (60/?) 102512692
kaiza @gusher.bsky.social · 20/08/2025its happening its happeningmedia.tenor.coma cat is standing next to a toilet in a bathroom next to a litter box .ALT: a cat is standing next to a toilet in a bathroom next to a litter box . 020
Reposted by kaizaheadhonchkrow🌺 (comms open) @hhonchkrow234.bsky.social · 09/07/2025its something 21134165
Reposted by kaizaJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/06/2025[getting increasingly flustered because i'm badly losing a basketball argument] well, i'm on the knicks. i'm one of the players. i'm playing in the game right now. i won the basketball award. they gave me a basketball made of gold. i play with it every day 10108792
Reposted by kaizaJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/03/2025MY WIFE BROUGHT HOME A COOKIE FROM MY FAVORITE BAKERY! SHE STOPPED BY ON HER WAY HOME AND PICKED UP A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE JUST FOR ME! 1133874113
Reposted by kaizastickydacat.bsky.social @stickydacat.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I wan fuitt.... gummy. 0367
Reposted by kaizaJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/11/2024if you didn't watch that fight you missed the most recent fight of all time 41718433827