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Andy

@gurtch.bsky.social
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He/they. Full time dad. Fuck ICE. Fuck AI. Free Palestine. Trans rights.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10h
free palestine
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 17h
This man wants to min-max, recruit, and strategize. If he can get past the anime factor, Fire Emblem is right up his alley. Other contenders are any of the Farming Simulators, City Skylines, or he just rebuilds Alabama in CFB 27 because he doesn't like what DeBoer has done to the program.
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
First time I’ve seen it, got me hyped
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have you done Dietrich’s route yet? Jimmie Yamaguchi (Fabio) may have the best performance I’ve heard in a game in a very long time
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dude it’s massive, the timings you need to have for certain prologues to be done is ridiculous too
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just finished Dietrich’s part 1 and I’m about to start Theodora’s next. Gonna try and get all the part 1s done before I do anything else LMAO. It took me 40 hours to get through Deitrich
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Which routes have you done so far? 👀
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do think an important aspect of last night's Dynamite is that it chips away at a kind of toxic masculinity that says men don't cry. Everyone last night was bawling and the ones that weren't actively crying were supporting the ones that were. I think it's necessary to internalize that.
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every day is Halloween! @jennatar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
see I don’t like how fast time is moving
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That is indeed Golden Joystick nominated Vic Michaelis
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Dude my first run I got so lucky, I had all standard 1 fall matches" "What the fuck how? My first match was a Falls Count Somewhere match and I could not find where it was"
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
make it a roguelike where the stipulations change every run. trillions of copies sold
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the "debate" about bringing iced coffee to job interviews is effective at distracting people from the really bad job market, the high unemployment rate for Black women, ongoing mass layoffs in tech and media, and how Gen Z workers are refusing to adopt many toxic aspects of corp work culture
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ITS FUCKIN BUCKWILD
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026
obviously this is fucked but it's not surprising to me, the way the fake bisexual myth plays out is bi women are actually straight and bi men are actually gay. straight women perceive bi men as gay while straight men see bi women as down for a threesome
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That’s not to say that every person that was vocal about this was doing that, far from it. It’s always the vocal minority that gets seen and heard more than the masses. I just do not want the game that I love and cherish to get swept up into more bullshit because of it
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The announcement of no new content a few months ago brought out the worst people in the community and the space from the depths of Crota’s pit, and I don’t see this stopping now because they will champion their constant clickbait and grifting as “winning”
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love this game with all of my being and I’m happy that a large piece of my life/identity is not being killed. HOWEVER It’s starting to feel like a relationship that your friends would tell you to leave because your partner can’t commit to a decision and can’t communicate what they want
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m going to vomit and then walk into traffic. The game today was cursed beyond all measure
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Nora | CEO of Mega Evolution 👾 @norainthefuture.tv · 19/09/2026
please share this & make sure it’s the only attention logan paul & modretro get tomorrow.
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Please, someone help this man. Do it for me
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nintendo Voice Chat from 2013-2016 got me through a lot of college nights/early mornings. Best of luck on whatever lies in store for you next, I'm sure myself and many others will be watching/listening wherever that may be
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Having a QB like this is doing as much for my mental health as the 20mg of Adderall that I take every morning
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Happy week 1! Manifesting a Bears-Bengals Super Bowl for us
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I apologize for those who are following and do not care about football, but it’s Week 1 and I will start being obnoxious about the Bears starting now
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I really need to stop watching NFL pregame shows because they just had Gronk talking about his parlay and I fear for the person who listens to the betting advice given by someone who is the human embedment of CTE Oh, and just copious amounts of AI slop in their graphics. Disgusting shit
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The time has come. Last stream ever, happening right now. Come say hi, hang for a bit, and come see this chapter come to a close. twitch.tv/gurtch
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Jessica Cogswell 🌸 @jessicogs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
literally begging Sony to pivot away from the live service or over-the-shoulder, narrative-heavy action game strategy now please
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bi flag!!
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Dude that hangman shirt is so sick, is that on the AEW shop site?
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
THE LITMUS TEST OF A HUMAN BEING IS IF THEY WERE A FRIEND OF THE MUPPETS
Tim curry and the muppets Tim curry in treasure island Tim curry treasure island Tim curry and his muppet
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
immediate lockdown for all individuals who have ever performed with the Muppets
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly passing in the same week, rough time in particular for homosexuals of a certain age.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
im so excited to see how he develops over the season, dude has the potential to be other worldly
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Also, it feels rather...let's say reckless to be still posting like this considering what legal ramifications it may have for him. I'm sure his attorneys are LOVING it
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm shocked he hasn't included you on that website yet
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Update from me regarding streaming/content creation. TLDR: I'm done with streaming, one last stream on September 12th to wrap it all up.
Hey folks.

I wanna start off by saying that I appreciate the support you have shown me over the last 4 years of this streaming journey. All of have you been more than generous with your time, money, kind words, and motivation and I cannot thank you enough for that.

That being said, my time streaming has come to an end. There are a lot of factors that play into this but at the heart of all of it is that I just do not have the passion for it along with the time and effort that would be needed to devote to making the streams fun and enjoyable by my own standards. Along with both of those things, there are many things in my personal life that have changed as well and have made me reevaluate the time and effort that I put into spaces and activities so that I can better prioritize the things that matter the most. My social media presence in general is going to diminish quite a bit, so if you see me leaving other mutual spaces just know that it is so that I can make the space in my brain for the things that are important. If you aren't already and want to follow me on Bluesky and Instagram (the main two places I reside on social media), I'll have those linked in the ⁠socials channel for y'all.

I do however want to do one last stream to thank you all for being here and supporting me. It will be on Saturday, September 12th and we'll go for as long as I can. We'll do some fun community games like Marbles and Kart and see where the day takes us. 

So what does this mean for you all? For starters, this server will be deleted after my final stream. I very much appreciate and look fondly on the memories and fun times that were had here, but it is not being used and I do not want people to feel like they have to stick around once I am done. I will be disabling subs on my Twitch channel as well as I do not want the money y'all earn and make to be given to someone who is not doing anything to justify the sub. I am beyond grateful for each and every one of you and I'll see ya soon
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
anyone who thinks ADHD is made up to sell pills or whatever should be forced to spend 8 hours alone with me in a car while I am fully unmedicated. let's see how you really feel after that
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I am here to report that this game does in fact have the juice.
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
- All of FromSoft’s catalog outside of Sekiro - Every PlayStation first party title since the God of War reboot that’s not been made by Insomniac - Fallout (any of them) - Vampire Survivors - Dead by Daylight - Hollow Knight and Silksong
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They made you look cool as fuck while also still making him look like a loser. I really enjoy the army of "blue haired liberals" that are surrounding the fight that instead just look like Hatsune Miku wearing your clothes
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animal crossing pics @goj.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Animal Crossing Wild World (2005) #acww
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It’s really a shame that my ideal weather of “able to wear shorts and big sweatshirt” doesn’t exist year round tbh
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Pokemon Bank and Home have made this MUCH easier in the recent decade, but this shit with Go is so asinine to me. It makes a slight amount of sense that shinies and legendaries take more "energy" to transfer to home, but I just want all of my little dudes in the same place
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Almost every time you've been able to transfer Pokemon from one game to another that arent in the same generation, it requires you to do some bullshit for no reason. Throw balls at the Pokemon with a slingshot as they hop around the screen. Recatch them. Have a 2nd DS.
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Andy @gurtch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The process of moving your Pokemon off of Pokemon Go and into Home is one of the silliest things I've ever seen. Why can I only transfer 25 Pokemon at a time? Why do I need to wait for the transfer device to "recharge" or pay real money to make it recharge faster?
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alyssa mercante @alyssamerc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Do I have moots in games or games journalism who would want to help out with a charity stream and feel like they could "teach" something? Can be things like "how to design a character" or even like "how to speedbuild in Minecraft." The options are endless. Please DM me! Signal boost!
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