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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 7h
John Biggers (American, 1924-2001), Hands. Charcoal on board
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GuoBia @guobia.bsky.social · 17h
We vibing
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GuoBia @guobia.bsky.social · 20h
Finally had a good workout!
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Zulizenzart @zulizenz.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
More prep work/task avoidance. #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath
Ink pen sketch of OFMD Oluwande.
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Encephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
ChatGPT fucks my wife (Source: www.instagram.com/p/DLVAPO4uX1w/)
Poem:
ChatGPT fucks my wife
and I'm really not all that pressrd about it.
A natural evolution on our path to enlightenment,
the fatal flaw made obsolete.

She enjoys the median output of the best lovers in history:
Alcibiades' favorite positions, Kind Edward's lessons from
the sex chair. Cleopatra's dominating presence, Solomon's
finest poetry, in a package just the right size, delivered how
and when she wants it--

Work smarter, not harder, right?

It sends me an automated email to let me know the labor
I've conserved in a weekly insights report: Hours logged,
achievements reached, orgasm tallied.

It saves me on average 15 minutes a day, every day, that I can
spend checking my email.

But I press my ear against the door, sometimes,
and wonder
what I'm missing

- Abigail Sims
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Jen McGowan @iamjenmcg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They forget life is meant to be experienced, not achieved
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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GuoBia @guobia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would love that
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GuoBia @guobia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
TFU Someone you’re talking to tries to name drop some guy, and you have no idea who either of them are
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GuoBia @guobia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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GuoBia @guobia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pork from a boar with a coat bearing the word ETERNITY, vs Illiterate Hungry Boy
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tragicallynerdy - IT'S GARLIC SOUP WEEK EVERYBODY CELEBRATE @tragicallynerdy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm gonna share an older fic of mine for each of the four character days this week - and for Archie I'm starting with "emergency room ice cream date!!" A sapphic Garlic Knot fic where Archie wipes out on her skateboard and date night turns into a hospital visit 🩵 1.5K, t-rated! #GarlicSoupWeek
A screenshot of an AO3 fic intro page reading: 

 emergency room ice cream date

By tragicallynerdy

Summary:

    “It’s broken.”

    “It’s not broken, it’s just –“ Archie cocks her head, staring at her arm, which is, admittedly, hanging at a bit of a fucked up angle. She can’t feel it. That’s a bad thing, right? But it can’t be broken, she had things to do. Date nights to have. People to fuck. Fingers to bang. Etc. “It’s just a little lopsided. Totally fine. Easy peasy lemony sneezy.”

    Archie wipes out on her skateboard, and date night plans change - but that's alright.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Found a guy that did my name before me @davidbutlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How you dune meme with joey from friends
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
weepingchoir
Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Aug 31, 2023
Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
UK readers! The Dragon Has Some Complaints is just 99p on Bookshop this weekend! The story of a curmudgeonly dragon who pretends to be tame so he can eat for free at the local dragon riding academy. Maybe he'll get a little revenge! But he's in for some surprises...
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The Dragon Has Some Complaints: A Cozy Novel Of Friendship, Found Family and Dragons By The Award-Winning Author
In this heartfelt and humorous fantasy, a dragon whose three heads bear rather . . . different personalities finds family in the most unexpected of places.From the Nebula-winning author of Someone You...
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GuoBia @guobia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My cousin in his thirties looks barely legal
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GuoBia @guobia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The men in my family have about five chest hairs between all of them
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GuoBia @guobia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ohhhh man if that’s what you’re looking for, Thailand is not the place xD
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i am experiencing
cat sitting under a ray of light. enjoying the light
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GuoBia @guobia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me"
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Eduardo Arruda @eduardoarruda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Para O Globo
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This might be the best looking pic I’ve ever taken in my life. House of Yes, Bushwick - sunset just before the Nor’easter hit.
Photo of the sign for the House of Yes which is a sparkly “Yes” with the top peeling downward. In the foreground is a building with old posters peeling away as well. Beneath the “Yes” sign is a sign that says “Mood” in multiple colors, a “one way” street sign and a food truck menu. In the background is the sky at sunset, the clouds look pink/orange - a sign of the impending storm.
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Angry Donkey News @angrydonkeynews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Costco uses $184 million in tariff refunds to lower member prices Chief executive Ron Vachris said some of the fourth-quarter proceeds were returned through price cuts in the second half of the period www.financial-world.org/news/news/fi...
financial-world.org
Costco uses $184 million in tariff refunds to lower member prices
Costco directs most tariff recoveries toward everyday goods
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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GuoBia @guobia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On today’s episode of “shit that’s just too stupid to explain…”
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GuoBia @guobia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh yeah that's exactly what I use this for. It's strong.
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GuoBia @guobia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sometimes their stuff is stale/old FYI but it's still a good deal
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GuoBia @guobia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah like, If I don't know XYZ pop culture reference/movie/show etc, it's not because i'm "better" or "more high cultured" or pretending to be a snob or a hipster it's that I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW how would I have been exposed to it
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GuoBia @guobia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.worldmarket.com/p/taylors-of...
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Taylors of Harrogate Yorkshire Tea 40 Count - World Market
You'll love the Taylors of Harrogate Yorkshire Tea 40 Count at World Market. Browse our entire collection of Tea, available online or at one of our 270+ stores.
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GuoBia @guobia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
YES
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GuoBia @guobia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bougie octopus
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GuoBia @guobia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My friend was sitting facing away from him and I couldn’t point him out without drawing attention so I just had to sit there and watch him twerk
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GuoBia @guobia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just saw an old man twerking on the subway
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Saz @myhowtheyfly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy to report that Izzy Hands is celebrating Dolly Parton day by having massive tits.
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GuoBia @guobia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What skills are you willing to hand over to AI? Like when push comes to shove you will no longer be able to do it independently and have to purchase it as a service? For me, Being able to do taxes. It’s super important but something that I would happily outsource the ability to do.
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GuoBia @guobia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*yelling* but what if I want a WW2 battleship waifu??
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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🎃 Decorative Gourd Mikell 🎃 @mikell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
True statement: it is not feasible to take a position that everyone everywhere should wear an N95 in public at all times including outdoors. We do many things that expose us to risk in life. Life is risk. Also true statement: wearing a mask when sick or trying to avoid being sick works
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Emma Yeomans @yeomans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hampshire police say man was arrested on suspicion of destroying ships or endangering their safety under the Aviation & Maritime Security Act 1990, criminal damage, criminal damage with intent to endanger life, & conduct endangering ships, structures or individuals under Merchant Shipping Act 1995
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Ryan "Footnote" Tatsu🌹 🏳️‍🌈 @elysiatatsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
🎃
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🎃 Decorative Gourd Mikell 🎃 @mikell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
True wisdom is knowing what aspects of your work are actually drudgery that can be automated, versus what appears to be drudgery to non-experts but is actually load-bearing expertise.
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GuoBia @guobia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am so sorry. *hugs*
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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GuoBia @guobia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
my cats
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i've been trying to capture what it feels like to be in the pnw rainforest in the summer for probably 20 years now and taking a picture through polarized sunglasses finally gets the feeling right 💚
photo of the forest, outline of sunglasses is visible, the image though the glasses is dark and deep and warm
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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