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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 4h

[while eight games are playing at once] bad call! what a bunch of baloney!

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

sending otto up there right now feels like violence

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

accidentally went Vegan mode at the party last night. i will be reflecting on my behavior

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

opened word in focus view today and got a copilot popup asking me to “describe what you’d like to create.” in focus view!!

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

nate ruess is so goddamn good at what he does. try to go see The Format if they are coming through your town

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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 20/09/2026

i’m also not going to harbor on the elements. i don’t know what that means

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tichodroma @feathertrail.net · 17/09/2026

crew of sage thrashers allowed for a morning photoshoot

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

congrats! you have been given the power to write and implement "the AI bill." the three main provisions in your new law are:

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

well well well. if it isn't the blowjob brothers

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

“new carissa’s wierd record” kind of terrifies me but oh

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

google has, once again, moved the gemini button to see if i will click on it

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

3-4-2-1? 4-3-3? no, this is my new formation, it is called the Diagonal line

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

if one of your center backs is 6'7" then the other one can be 5'10". that's called the law of averages

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

telling my cat in a solemn voice that honestly he’d be unfit to lace the sandals of our king odysseus

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

in the twitter days, we had a lot of words for that… i guess here on bluesky we’d just call it “well-intentioned”

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

album coming out 9/23/2007 on epitaph

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

i played baseball yesterday and the parts of my body that hurt today.. are so interesting

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

nooo not my wife depicting me as an aging and frustrated trea turner in a lovingly hand-drawn birthday card

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

schwarbarian is the cornbarian

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

schwarbarian the cornbarian

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

ok my two cents on the (milb) field of dreams game is that it’s a one-of-a-kind experience that was programmed by people who don’t understand what makes it one-of-a-kind

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

"it /feels/ like it's working but it's literally not" is pretty on-the-nose lol

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

(my cat on a campaign podium) “the american people keep PICKING me UP”

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

i would like to hear about the condition of his midriff during the accident. was his tummy out

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

get alvarado back on that ozempic ASAP

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/07/2026

i don't feel like i can even voice my criticisms of the movie because the world's loudest dip shit can't stop saying stupid stuff about it

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

google search kendō class near me. google search samurai without honor near me lessons training affordable gaijin welcome

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Tom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

remember, be careful what you post on a day like this. If you do it right, you can get illegally fired for being disrespectful to Lindsay Graham and then win a massive lawsuit about 10 months from now and retire with 2 million in your pocket

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

i said to my wife “i think my legs are just going to hurt forever” and she said “probably as long as you’re doing that marathon training plan, yeah” and i felt a shelter-cat-coyote level of stupid

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

implementing a swear jar system for platner where every “i told you so” or mea culpa requires a $1 donation to Dan Osborn

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

the altitude is probably even worse for Dan Burn

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

the main thing that i have learned today is that, from up here, i have no idea where the ball is going. go phils

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

the first tarps off section to figure out that “you can just sing a song together” is gonna have so much fun

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

if i post “MAKE SUBS POCH” in just one more group chat. maybe he will do it

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

saw a church sign like “if you walked a mile in your neighbor’s shoes, where would you be at the end of the day?” and ok you got me there

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

now that we have gotten down from 48 to 32 teams, it is time: for the second group stage

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

this is a total classic brenden aaronson performance: hardworking, intelligent, gets in all the right places, trips over the ball

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

SUPREME COURT (6-3): The Constitution does not explicitly prohibit shoving people into The Hole

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

do you think luis suarez had to buy that kit at the store

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

how is ao tanaka’s hair always so good

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

tummy tummy tummy tummy tummy

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

$100 and i’ll have it to you by eod. i will take a headshot in a newell’s kit

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ben @guidetobirds.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

(sagely) and because i believe juneteenth to be THE. most important american holiday, yes, i do think that we should get an additional day off

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