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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Im on a first name basis with Al

Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Frankenstein's Monster as a doctor: we're gonna need to amputate your arm Me: Why? Frankenstein's Monster (detaching his own arm): I want it

Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Guy who really wants this witch to turn him into a toad: Man you got so many warts. Stupid. And you can uhhh jump. Idiot

Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

HOT SINGLE WITCHES in your AREA looking to CAST HEXES

Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Reality Show Idea: Survivor but everyones a member of the same polycule and the 2 people at the end k*ss.

Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

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Prince Andrew’s arrest

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/02/2026

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/02/2026

New Sydney Sweeney Lingerie Line Will Accommodate Sizes Humungo Through Awooga

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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I can't believe The Man in the Yellow Hat is in the epstien files

Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

*Interrupts your magical girl transformation by dumping a bucket of ice water on you*

Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 13/01/2026

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this format is how 75% of Americans now get their news

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/12/2025

Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her theonion.com/man-likes-woman-so-muc…

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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/12/2025

Mistletoe Held Above Meatball Sub

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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Willy Wonka definitely had sex with at least a dozen of the oompa loompas

Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Crocodiles are Tops and Alligators are Bottoms.

Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I'd bet any money I owned that Meriwether Lewis was into feet. Just feels like that kinda guy

Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Changing my dream job to an AI because I want nothing more than to spread misinformation and make bad art 24/7

BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

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The Dutch rip the hell out of Donald Trump and Disney for the ridiculous Jimmy Kimmel firing. This is what you call Free Speech, Trump.

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

no you don’t get it. free speech is totally fine as long as it’s talking about killing homeless people

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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

I wanna sleep on a big ol plate of noodles

Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Wario would make a fun pope NGL

Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

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"hey come on in, you guys are actually the first to arrive"

Sam and Elaine standing in the threshold of giant castle doors. Brennan dressed as a minotaur holding his hands in his lap atop a giant throne made out of crushed up pieces of mugs enscribed with monologues he has given.

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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Sorry kids, no christmas this year. yea santa was on To Catch a Predator. Yea he's in jail now. Shouldn't've been watching all those kids.

Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

There are 2 types of fedoras: Fedora for Goon Fedora for Gooner Follow me for more fashion tips

Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Airbud but its a legal drama: theres no law that says a dog can't be tried as an Adult

Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

yea yea sex may be cool but can sex run DOOM?

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raxdflipnote @raxdflipnote.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

be nice today. just today. you can be extra evil tomorrow.

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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Lonely one headed hydra: Please just cut my head off i just want someone to talk to please can you just do that for me I'm really desperate

Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Little known fact that Weird Al retired from music to fulfill his true dream of becoming a cryptid. Just shows up sometimes and does something and then dissappears into The Mist from whence he arrived.

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 09/08/2025

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you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!

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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Amish Horse-and-Buggy but instead of a horse its one of the horse girls from the horse girl game

slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

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scooby in a haunted volcano:

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raxdflipnote @raxdflipnote.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

just ate a hooker

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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Do Greta Thunbergs parents go with her to events and stuff, or did she just get sent out at the age of 12 like a pokemon trainer?

Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Since wild animals can't marry, all animals are bastards. Please feel free to call them such, they don't have feelings

Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Why are vampires acting so cool all the time? Like, dude, you have 400 weaknesses. You ain't as cool as you think you are.

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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

When they do a live action remake of the Civil War, I wanna play the part of Rosa Parks

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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Too many children, too little time

Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

you know there's a lot of problems with AI but one is setting unrealistic body standards. I mean I'm never gonna have 7 fingers per hand