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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Pregnancy Test that Moans
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Im on a first name basis with Al
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2026
Report: Nobody Fucking Cares theonion.com/report-nobody-fucking-…
Report: Nobody Fucking Cares
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Frankenstein's Monster as a doctor: we're gonna need to amputate your arm Me: Why? Frankenstein's Monster (detaching his own arm): I want it
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Make the butts u wish to see in the world
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Guy who really wants this witch to turn him into a toad: Man you got so many warts. Stupid. And you can uhhh jump. Idiot
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Yea I stand by what I say
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Delet this
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Shoutout to TF2 still the goat
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
HOT SINGLE WITCHES in your AREA looking to CAST HEXES
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Reality Show Idea: Survivor but everyones a member of the same polycule and the 2 people at the end k*ss.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Prince Andrew’s arrest
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/02/2026
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 11/02/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/02/2026
New Sydney Sweeney Lingerie Line Will Accommodate Sizes Humungo Through Awooga
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I can't believe The Man in the Yellow Hat is in the epstien files
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Egg from chicken
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/02/2026
“It’s been months since we started, and I still haven’t seen one worker get impaled by rebar or have his head smashed in by falling rubble,” said President Donald Trump
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Trump Disappointed No One Killed In Ballroom Construction Process Yet
WASHINGTON—Voicing deep frustration with the lack of jobsite carnage, President Donald Trump expressed disappointment Thursday that no one had been killed yet in the construction of the White House ba...
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
*Interrupts your magical girl transformation by dumping a bucket of ice water on you*
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 13/01/2026
this format is how 75% of Americans now get their news
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Whatever you want is the actual answer, but you should draw goofy things
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I think its fitting because if you're the type of person to use the term you've likely never had a real friend in your life
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/01/2026
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
WASHINGTON—Amid ongoing concerns over the aging president’s medical status, health speculations reportedly swirled Monday after President Donald Trump was seen with damage numbers above his head. “Rec...
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Newpipe's what I use.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/12/2025
Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her theonion.com/man-likes-woman-so-muc…
Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/12/2025
Mistletoe Held Above Meatball Sub
Mistletoe Held Above Meatball Sub
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Women be Sloppin
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Willy Wonka definitely had sex with at least a dozen of the oompa loompas
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Crocodiles are Tops and Alligators are Bottoms.
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I'd bet any money I owned that Meriwether Lewis was into feet. Just feels like that kinda guy
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Changing my dream job to an AI because I want nothing more than to spread misinformation and make bad art 24/7
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I forgot the zero but i think its funnier if its just like 2 of them so im not changing it
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
#YIAYvs 1 horse-sized duck vs 2 duck-sized horses
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
The Dutch rip the hell out of Donald Trump and Disney for the ridiculous Jimmy Kimmel firing. This is what you call Free Speech, Trump.
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Excersize
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
no you don’t get it. free speech is totally fine as long as it’s talking about killing homeless people
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
#YIAYoct Me Me been Big Boy the whole time
Very poorly photoshopped Jacksfilms into the set of Game Changer
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Meatballs out here living my dream
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I wanna sleep on a big ol plate of noodles
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Wario would make a fun pope NGL
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
"hey come on in, you guys are actually the first to arrive"
Sam and Elaine standing in the threshold of giant castle doors. Brennan dressed as a minotaur holding his hands in his lap atop a giant throne made out of crushed up pieces of mugs enscribed with monologues he has given.
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Sorry kids, no christmas this year. yea santa was on To Catch a Predator. Yea he's in jail now. Shouldn't've been watching all those kids.
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
There are 2 types of fedoras: Fedora for Goon Fedora for Gooner Follow me for more fashion tips
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
(He bit a kid)
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Airbud but its a legal drama: theres no law that says a dog can't be tried as an Adult
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Imagine having friends
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Guggie @guggiez.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
yea yea sex may be cool but can sex run DOOM?
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