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Empanada Jones

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Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 1h
PREPARE FOR SOMETHING TO BECOME MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 4h
Shoot this into my veins.
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Craig Pittman @craigtimes.bsky.social · 2h
#Florida county discovers 11 mysterious Flock cameras with no obvious owner, much to the dismay of residents. wapo.st/4ACHFOZ via @alexldeluca21.bsky.social
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Florida county discovers mysterious Flock cameras with no obvious owner
Officials say they don’t know who installed the controversial cameras or how the data was being used. Residents are unnerved.
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 6h
Omfg…. “Gator belts and patty melts and Monte Carlos and El Dorados” 🎶
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 21h
Pretty clear to me there’s a very good case against this man for mass murder, and I’m saying that in as measured a fashion as I can. He’s order the killing of 234 people under no plausible war or legal justification. I am skeptical he will ever face legal accountability for til his but he should.
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GeorgeRichards @georgerichards.bsky.social · 21h
Paul Maurice said Brad Marchand would be out of the #FlaPanthers lineup until the end of October, but after he practiced with his teammates Wednesday in San Jose, that timeline appears to have changed a bit.
floridahockeynow.com
Marchand Practices with the Florida Panthers. Maurice Gives an Injury Update
florida panthers forward brad marchand continues to recover from injury which needed surgery in august, skated with team in san jose, paul maurice update
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would buy 12, right now.
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Things are off to a great start in Toronto…
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earsdontcare.bsky.social @earsdontcare.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She got adopted 😭😭😭 Her name is now Hatty (like hat trick)
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First game, first /pepsi shutout of the season for Jacob Markstrom! 😼 #NHLFaceOff
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bench chatter picked up on the analyst mic between the benches culminating in someone being called a "f*ckin big bitch" twice. Hockey has returned
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry, Hurricanes. Daddy’s back #TimetoHunt
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benjam_n01 @ben01.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MEEWOW
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Hockey Chic 6 @pamela-abrell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We back!
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Rob Slater @robslater10.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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The Rock's Iconic 'Smell What I'm Cookin'?'
ALT: The Rock's Iconic 'Smell What I'm Cookin'?'
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Hockey Chic 6 @pamela-abrell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/5FwiQ... ALL ABOARD THE GUS BUS
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FLA@CAR: Forsling scores goal
YouTube video by Florida Panthers
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🏆🏆 - Allen 🐀😼 @allenisfeliz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FIRST OF THE YEAR #timetohunt
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesus Christ, Bussi
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuuuuck, so close
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LETS GO PANTHERS!! #TimetoHunt
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whoever decided on a 5pm start deserves poop soup butt for days
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
holy shit -- turns out Jack Smith went to a Hawkeyes game in Maryland but Schmitt's team is so reckless they concocted a conspiracy theory that Smith was actually in Atlanta seeing a Hawks game and colluding with Fani Willis. Klobuchar points out to Schmitt, "you have your teams wrong."
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good morning, Panthers fans!!! We 🚲
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ryan @ryanronda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Our most competitive game of the season, get a few hits on Mahomes, maintain tank status. Might be the perfect game
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The explanation is even worse
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That shit was bang bang
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Its because its Mahomes. Thats bullshit
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
UNO REVERSED THEIR ASSES
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Miami Dolphins Mascot Upside Down Bounce
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Woke up in the Glades this morning, ready to snap some pictures with the Minolta, but my lever to advance the film seems stuck. Regardless, it was a great morning.
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What an awful call
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wake Forest/Louisville right now
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Obiwan Starwars Thumbs Up
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 26/09/2026
🍔
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you know who ended Mad Men absolutely on top?
Roger Sterling in Paris with Marie Calvet in the Mad Men finale
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Andrés Pertierra @andrespertierra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
1) if the plan is that there's a coup in Cuba and these forces come in to prop up the new government, there's still no obvious person who would lead a puppet government and any person that does exist who was propped up by US boots on the ground would nuke their cred in Cuba
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Freezing Cold Takes @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“The Atlanta Falcons have NO CHANCE of beating the Green Bay Packers. None.”
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Danny Rivero @danielrivero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brightline has gone bankrupt. If you want to know how the "future" of U.S. rail failed within a decade, I have something you should read www.wlrn.org/transportati...
wlrn.org
Brightline obtains $490 million to restructure its debt. Bankruptcy judge must approve
High-speed rail company Brightline has entered into a financial restructuring agreement that would help it reorganize its billions of dollars of debt — while other entities of the company are set to f...
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Florida Panthers Rat Trick Mascot Spin
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R Dawg 🐈‍🐓🔥🐬 @loryder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For a timeline cleanser, here's 20 seconds of kitty love #catsofbluesky
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IMAMA
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Kimberly DeFalco @kimdefalco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Craig Pittman's insightful (and sad) commentary about Sand Hill Scout Reservation, development and the #Florida Aquifer. "Sand Hill Scout Reservation land up for possible development includes the entrance to the deepest underground cave in the Florida aquifer." @craigtimes.bsky.social
floridaphoenix.com
Commentary: Rezoning Florida scout camp land for development has deep ramifications • Florida Phoenix
Back when my kids were in Boy Scouts, our troop spent a lot of time at the Sand Hill Scout Reservation in Brooksville. We always brought home a lot of that sand — in our tents, in our uniforms, and in...
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026
Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 24/09/2026
Good morning: youtu.be/uh7s2jr0b48?...
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We Investigated the Christian "Scam" Fronted by Tim Tebow | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wifey surprised me with a last minute FREE show, from Dayme Arocena
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nathan fielder living with Elizabeth Holmes for three years and not telling anyone is insane
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Danny Rivero @danielrivero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wonder how much money is being stolen from Venezuelan, Cuban and Haitian drivers in Miami, where there is virtually no enforcement, and where the state doesn't even have a department of labor
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