Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 1hIf Seba Gomez had Paul Rothrock’s hair he’d score 10 goals a season. 100
Reposted by Crist JarrettDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 4hThe President is unable to stay awake during Oval Office press conferences 741205244
Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 2hThere’s almost no more addicting feeling for adults of a certain age than to name middle infielders from the early to mid 1990s. 120
Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So you know when you’re dying and the only thing that might save you is that soup? Who has that soup? I will travel all 3 counties to find it. My place closed and I cannot find the soup. Someone please direct my to #thesoup 121
Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I get unnecessarily horny for goals against Tampa Bay. 010
Reposted by Crist JarrettDave Zirin @edgeofsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026More of this please. Public money for sports should come with public ownership substack.com/profile/9225...substack.comDavid Sirota (@sirota)My modest proposal announced on City Cast Denver: Use eminent domain to nationalize the Denver Nuggets #FreeTheJoker 16012
Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026HOLY SHIT MARINERS AND SOUNDERS IN THE SAME NIGHT 050
Reposted by Crist Jarrettsdpn @sdpnsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026🚨 PANTHERS SEASON PREVIEW! 🚨 Let's call it what it is... Florida's a cap-compliant, Olympic-quality team. Be afraid. Watch here ➡️ bit.ly/4jkIVjy 231
Reposted by Crist JarrettHi. I'm Dan. @dannicus.com · 22/09/2026Don't forget to get your fat bear votes in. 051
Reposted by Crist JarrettJames @zimowsky.net · 22/09/2026Bummer. Back in Feb I was bragging to my brother about having a local paper that covered soccer. 1452
Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Who is going to give me money to start a competitor news paper and hire all the good people? 000
Reposted by Crist JarrettCrist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m taking credit for this. #goms 162
Reposted by Crist JarrettMiami Herald @miamiherald.com · 18/09/2026Miami, Broward home to 42nd Carnivalbit.lyMiami Carnival returns to honor ‘full spectrum of Caribbean culture’Miami, Broward home to 42nd Carnival 012
Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I love when your uber driver is not from Miami and they follow their little mappy thingy and make lane choices all on their own ////SARCASM//// 000
Reposted by Crist JarrettAndrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Where has my country gone…. 3132
Reposted by Crist JarrettMario @bollofever.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Pepas just came on in this random cocktail bar, and you know what?static.klipy.comMan Singing and Screaming into MicrophoneALT: Man Singing and Screaming into Microphone 051
Reposted by Crist Jarrett@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We need to tell them what we want. What we really, really want. 062
Reposted by Crist Jarretttinybaby @tiny.baby · 11/09/2026a funny trick you could do if you have a folding phone is put it between your ass cheeks and then "twerk" your ass so the phone opens and closes and maybe there's a funny pic in htere idk i got bored halfway through this 3794
Reposted by Crist Jarrettjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/09/2026i think it is bad that the president is that helm of a deranged cult of personality 1506188956
Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 11/09/2026In fairness, he was supposed to be zooted and it would have taken 5. 000
Reposted by Crist JarrettKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Pic unrelated, can't figure out how to delete, sorry 0937161
Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 11/09/2026NEW SOUND JUST DROPPED @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @floridamanmurders.bsky.social 254
Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Nothing like a number 29 coming through in the clutch on defense. 000
Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The only way the game should have ended in Seattle. #darkside 1111
Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Prisoners care more about kids staying fed than your local government officials. 001
Reposted by Crist JarrettPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 09/09/202630 incarcerated men presented a $4,267 donation to a northwest Kansas school district to pay down the district's unsettled lunch debt The donation was to be "utilized to help local children fuel their day and stay focused and energized this school year"actionnews5.comPrison inmates help to pay down school lunch debtA school district's unsettled lunch debt was substantially paid down by a group of inmates. 418105442546
Reposted by Crist JarrettMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I lay out why Elon Musk, Katie Miller, Mike Lee and others on the right are lying about the AfD, the far right, the far left, and more, in just 60 seconds. Time for a debunking - and a 60-second rant! 9693203
Reposted by Crist JarrettRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You’re probably going to hear a lot of fearmongering from Trump and Republicans about “socialism” over the next two days. But what are they really afraid of? 61909337
Reposted by Crist JarrettMs. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Maybe these “people building the future” should stop being pieces of shit. 0162
Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I love how quickly “during COVID” has turned into “5 years ago” as if there was nothing happening in the world other than Joe Biden. 000
Reposted by Crist JarrettPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Apartments designated as affordable are sitting empty as the poorest of the poor in the U.S. cannot afford themnbcnews.comThe poorest in the U.S. can’t find housing even as low-income units sit empty“I just keep trying to swim uphill,” says Mathew Davis, 49, of the few hundred dollars he earns a month. 411476574
Reposted by Crist JarrettAndrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It’s takes A LOT to out-awkward Nathan Fielder, but Elizabeth Holmes does it. 1141
Reposted by Crist JarrettDat Roro Kid @datrorokid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Coñooooooo! TONEY TONEY TONEY 051
Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 04/09/2026@msmambo.bsky.social do you have anything available? 100
Reposted by Crist JarrettMiami Herald @miamiherald.com · 04/09/2026A zoning tweak opened up new areas of the city to entrepreneurial mystics.bit.lyA good omen? Fort Lauderdale now allows more fortune tellers to set up shopA zoning tweak opened up new areas of the city to entrepreneurial mystics. 111
Reposted by Crist JarrettCasey @baseycrock.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The biggest Florida recession indicator outside of declining home sales is frequency of restaurant closures and buddy, lemme tell ya 032
Reposted by Crist Jarrettghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I am really going to need some people to precommit to a list of job titles they think should get you murdered in the street 5576583
Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I regret to inform you that Burger King’s new nuggets and sauces far exceed expectations. 020
Crist Jarrett @ceejness.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Cal back on pace to hit 40 home runs by September. 020
Reposted by Crist JarrettMiami Herald @miamiherald.com · 01/09/2026County commissioners are set to vote on the updated investment policy on Tuesday.bit.lyProposed rule change would let Miami-Dade invest more tax dollars in IsraelCounty commissioners are set to vote on the updated investment policy on Tuesday. 114