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Empanada Jones

@guaperia.bsky.social
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 6h
Its against these sort of teams where they love to shit the bed and have the game became a second half thriller
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 6h
Pls, Chelsea, give me an easy day.
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 16h
Oh Donald,
There’s not going to be any Russian diesel you stupid slut
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 18h
Snacks out, a/c cold- time to activate
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Hockey Out of Context Loves Canada @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeap. Made some good money early, and now Im calling it a day. Fuck rush hour traffic
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Legendary coach, Hall of Fame TE Mike Ditka dies at age 86
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Legendary coach, Hall of Fame TE Mike Ditka dies at age 86
Mike Ditka, a Hall of Fame tight end who became an NFL legend for his time as coach of the Bears, has died at the age of 86.
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lastnameveals.bsky.social @lastnameveals.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a kid that has coffee with a Happy Meal probably smokes Pall Malls
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is the darkest shit I’ve ever heard
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😭😭
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Andrés Pertierra @andrespertierra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
During the negotiations that wrapped up the Cuban missile crisis, Anastas mikoyan decided to pull even the tactical nukes out of Cuba, even though the US wasn’t aware of these and focused on missiles He saw Castro as too erratic and “too loud” to feel responsible leaving them
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dawg I WISH
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😂😂 nasty work from both those freaks
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dodged a nasty bullet
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lol classic pipeline for grifters
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Alito is a traitorous piece of garbage who deserves ZERO peace for the rest of his days.
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank god! Some good news on Barky
static.klipy.com
Thank God Phew
ALT: Thank God Phew
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McKenna Schueler @shecarrieson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A provision of a 2024 law that guts local 'living wage' ordinances across Florida officially took effect Sept. 30. The law prevents local governments from requiring its contractors to pay employees above Florida's minimum wage (currently $15 an hour) www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
miamiherald.com
Thousands of Miami-Dade workers could drop from $22 an hour to $15 under new law
The Florida Legislature banned local governments from requiring contractors to pay living wages. Now, thousands of workers face lower pay.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
what an asshole
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a beautifully dressed man: yasuto kamoshita
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not in South Florida, though I am experimenting with different varieties. The grapes we grow here are called Muscadine. Thick skin, very tart.
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lmfaooo my bad, I thought he might’ve used members of his quartet. Patitucci is 🔥🔥🔥
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Roberto Vizcaino jr. is one of my favorite percussionists- ridicuously talented, as you saw. Im sure the drummer was Horacio “ El Negro” Hernandez. ANOTHER beast
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Elitedance Dancelite: Street Dance in Cuba
ALT: Elitedance Dancelite: Street Dance in Cuba
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🫡
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Hey Nick, what drink gets you going first thing in the morning?” Me:
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nm, not a grape lol
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Grapes?
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thats understandable. Thank you for for the video!
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Fes @fesbutter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
EVERYDAY
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Rob Slater @robslater10.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For you, Coach. Rest now, brother.
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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dabo running next to a giant L flag
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
EAT SHIT, DABO
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wade_county @wadecounty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TO THE FUCKING HOUSE!!
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Benjamin Rose @benjaminrose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
PICK SIX
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Adam Lichtenstein @adamlichtenstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TOUCHDOWN: Mark Fletcher over the top for his second score of the game. It's 34-13 Miami, and Fletcher waves goodbye to the Tigers fans behind the end zone. Nine plays, all runs, took 5:55 off the clock. 6:14 left in the game.
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Rob Slater @robslater10.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mario’s an absolute caveman in some regards but god damn is he right about that being some beautiful football. Just flattening them.
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😭😭
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lofton killed a man
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Benjamin Rose @benjaminrose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THAT BALL IS OUT KIRK YOU LYING FUCK, KIRKSTREIT JUST GOT CAUGHT LYING FROM THE BOOTH PIECE OF SHIT
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David Keith @david-keith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
many are saying
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FUMBLE
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David Keith @david-keith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TOUCHDOWN!!! 🏈 MARK FLETCHER CASUALLY WALKS INTO THE END ZONE TO EXTEND THE CANES’ LEAD 🙌
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why can’t we stay healthy, man
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Omfg no
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Goddammit
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HELL YEAH, MOTEN!!
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