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glennot73

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lvl 53 🇦🇺 chaotic good. @knewagirlnic.bsky.social has my heart and soul

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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
happy bare minimum Friday to all who celebrate
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814bleedingrose.bsky.social @814bleedingrose.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
“Defibrillator” in ten languages: 1. Defibrillator (German) 2. Defibrillator (Dutch) 3. Defibrillator (Hindi) 4. Defibrillator (Igbo) 5. Defibrillator (Indonesian) 6. Defibrillator (Samoan) 7. Defibrillator (Swahili) 8. Defibrillator (Yoruba) 9. Defibrillator (Afrikaans) 10. Hjertestarter (Danish)
Keith Flint of the Prodigy sticks out his tongue while holding a pair of hjertestarters. Next to him are written the classic lyrics "I'm the hjerterstarter, twisted hjerterstarter" taken from their well-known song "Hjertestarter"
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
How large would a dildo have to be before the government classified it as a weapon? Please answer ASAP, this TSA line is moving quickly.
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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
gumby will use whatever is at hand to defend his pile of kief
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glennot73 @gt73.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
😬
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
We already broke the bed y’all
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Nova @holyandroidnova.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
what the fuck do you mean catch her
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Dread Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
To whoever named the “Wolf Spider”- you didn’t think this hairy spider was scary enough?
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Roses are red A church has a steeple
HUFFPOST headline: Court Rules Pablo Escobar's Cocaine Hippos Are Legally People (subhead: More than 80 hippos in Colombia are the first non-human creatures to be legally considered people by a U.S. court.)
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😈Sarcastic momma and really fucking inappropriate @sarcasticmom69.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Happy Tuesday, witches!
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glennot73 @gt73.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Simpsons: Onion Belt Style
ALT: Simpsons: Onion Belt Style
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No shit. Way to tell that crazy Twatzi Laura Looney off, Bill.
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Nicole Chvastek @nicolechvastek.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hey One Nation hate team. It’s not the migrant family living next door who are screwing us.
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*in the car with a friend on the way to breakfast* Her: Mind if we run a quick errand? Me: Of course not, let’s go. Her: I just have to pick up a donation I made for a client that she regrets making. The donation:
Pee Wee Herman pull string doll sitting outside a store on a green wrought iron table. Pee Wee is wearing his signature suit and red bow tie and sporting a “Let’s Back Ike & Dick” political button
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On today’s episode of hanging with my dad in the retirement community, we are going to the downstairs neighbor to have bean soup for dinner. We’ve been instructed not to forget his seat cushion because we will be eating in the kitchen.
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glennot73 @gt73.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😏
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sex so good you fly back to Australia for the third time in 15 months for more
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glennot73 @gt73.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes you do 😍😘
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glennot73 @gt73.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gorgeous 😍
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“That there’s a damn shame, Bill. Yeah, no, sorry, I didn’t see anything. I was visiting my sister’s tree over on Morgan. I’ll ask around and let you know if I hear something, though. Geez, what a world, am I right? Anyway, your homeowners policy should cover it, no?”
A squirrel stands next to a partially-chewed pumpkin on a stoop.
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I ate all the cookies in the house so no one would be tempted. I live alone.
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have a lot of free time, but not Julie free time
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Corrects your typo with a more egregious typo
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Rob 🇨🇦 @rockinbones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#BirdOfTheDay #Black&Red #Birds 🪶
Woodpecker
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Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well aren’t you just adorable, chickadee neighbor? #birds 🌿
A gray bird with a black cap and black and white face perches on top of a bare branch looking off to the left.
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glennot73 @gt73.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck I love you
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glennot73 @gt73.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everything wants to kill you here, except me cause love you ❤️
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glennot73 @gt73.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We can buy the house next door, let them live there, they will eventually take over the hoa …
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glennot73 @gt73.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You’re asking a guy who lives with killer snakes, killer spiders, killer sharks, killer crocodiles, killer birds if he’s scared 💪??? Yes yes I am 🥺
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glennot73 @gt73.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes ma’am 😘
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glennot73 @gt73.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my 🫣
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glennot73 @gt73.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thoughts on squirrels inside the house 🤔
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glennot73 @gt73.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*gulps in Australian 😏
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glennot73 @gt73.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can’t fucking wait 🥰
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The bartender here* has a very heavy pour *in my kitchen
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glennot73 @gt73.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a beautiful girl 😍
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glennot73 @gt73.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Word lol
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glennot73 @gt73.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He’s now tied to the bar I think
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glennot73 @gt73.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is a tough read, thoughts and prayers to all involved.
Emergency Alert for a guy who fell of a barstool and couldn’t get up again, fire dept was called
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mr Burns as King Herod, wearing a crown and sitting on a throne
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San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a lil guy and his mulberry branch 🪾
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow. We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This will 💯 be used to harass women. Calling it now
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🗣️Mooooooooooommmmmmm most of the guys from the internet are failing miserably at calling out rape culture!
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My flabber just doesn’t gast like it used to
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ya cunt What? I’m practicing my Australian
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Delicata Squash for the win!
A white ceramic plate with delicata squash which has been air fried to crispy deliciousness. In the background there is a tuna melt sandwich. A white ceramic plate with delicata squash which has been air fried to crispy deliciousness. In the background there is a tuna melt sandwich. Half of a delicata squash on a wooden cutting board
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ever since I was a little girl I hoped to live long enough to have a man correct me on the feelings I’ve formed based on my life experiences as a woman
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
PSA for men If a women chooses to respond to you in her DMs, behave as if your messages to her will be read in a court of law one day. Or you know, just don’t act as though she owes you *anything* including a response.
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