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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One side of this war has an elected legislature but it doesn't really have any power compared to the supreme leader and the council of guardian jurists, and the other is Iran.
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oh so the charlie kirk pez dispenser is over the line huh
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We need at some point to talk about American Evangelicalism as a heretical movement. We should not indulge the delusion of a bunch or nuts who cherry-pick the Bible to rationalize otherwise indefensible 21st century bigotries that they are representatives of a global faith.
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Chris @grosschris.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Nobody tell @whysharksmatter.bsky.social about this
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Chris @grosschris.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Don’t tell them! Don’t do it!
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Chris @grosschris.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It’s Alexander Stephen’s Cornerstone speech, but with all immigrants in place of the slaves
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ𝕠𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
After 17yrs in China, this is largely the you’d-never-guess-it-but-it’s-the-truth assessment I also came away with
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 07/08/2026
I saw someone refer to homeschooling as “trickle down stupidity.” Immediate addition to my lexicon.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Grant would genuinely be proud
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Chris @grosschris.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
😬
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 04/08/2026
Which, incidentally, really puts the lie to “our parents and grandparents lived in a wonderful world without the existential fears that people today have”
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 04/08/2026
Two turntables *and* a microphone? In this economy?
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tomcarlin.bsky.social @tomcarlin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A free market? In this economy?
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is an extremely common human failing and, for example, a good part of why lobbying works.
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Chris @grosschris.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Die Hard Yippe Ki Yay Motherfucker
Alt: Die Hard Yippe Ki Yay Motherfucker
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Die Hard (1988) @diehard1988.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I read about them in Time magazine.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I think this is a great decision. Douthat has a face made for radio and a voice made for blogging. His ideas are increasingly bizarre in ways toxic to normal ppl. If anyone can help Bari put another nail in CBS’s coffin, he can. Best the network collapses fast rather than die a lingering death.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 28/07/2026
so one thing i find extremely striking is that in REPUBLIC plato basically endorses the idea that qualified women should have the same rights as men--the same ability to be philosopher-kings. this is an *ancient* idea. the hard question of history is why it took so long to be even partially realized
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
imo it's almost certainly false that people did not have critiques and concerns with sexual violence, slavery etc that at the very least substantively overlap with modern ones. whether or not they got to write epics revered and remembered by the leaders of the slave societies of the day es otra cosa
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Chris @grosschris.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I will not stand for bubbe erasure
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Die Hard Hans Bubbe I'm Your White Knight Quote
Alt: Die Hard Hans Bubbe I'm Your White Knight Quote
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 25/07/2026
Something that online discourse has taught me is that there are a lot of people who believe that adopting political and social views because everyone around you believes them is not just acceptable but morally preferable, and that failing to conform in this way is a sign of mental deviance
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Chris @grosschris.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Bluesky would rather disagree with math than be forced to agree with Will on even one thing
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There are good financial decisions and bad financial decisions. There are entire predatory industries built around exploiting people’s tendency to consistently make certain bad financial decisions. Fixing this, and regulating those industries, requires admitting that these bad decisions exist.
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 24/07/2026
It’s really funny to me how threatening the DSA is to people because as annoying as I find them they a) have produced some of the most popular politicians in the nation and b) have a platform that is largely made up of popular stances like “we should improve society somewhat”
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 23/07/2026
Off the top of my head there are more Republican ex-legislators in prison right now for child sexual abuse then there are trans girls playing high school sports
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Chris @grosschris.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I would have liked at you like you’re a crazy person. How is this real? Was I hit by a truck and now I’m in a coma having morphine dreams?
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 20/07/2026
I was born in California, so I’m an American I enjoy my life and want it to be good. I do not think that I deserve to be actively humiliated for where I was born and I am perfectly content blocking obnoxious people who are used to deference from self hating Americans
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 20/07/2026
you call me or any American a vatnik and that’s a block
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Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
One time I ended up in a social situation where a group of tv sound crew guys were mingling with a group of comedians and the thing they found to bond over was swapping stories about how much it sucks to work with bill maher
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Maher announces everyone right about him
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Saberhagendaaz @saberhagendaaz.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
@WAForeskins tweet in response to a Libertarian Party prompt asking “In your words what do Libertarians believe?”:
“My girlfriend shouldn’t have to sit in a car seat”
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Dr Emma Salisbury @salisbot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hegseth wants the US military to be more Spartan, which does unfortunately involve being beaten up by the Persians
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The long term problem Europe and Canada face isn't having to balance against the US, it's having to figure out a contingency plan for an actual US civil war that will more likely than not draw them in in the event it occurs, and dealing with an absent US even in the (much likelier) happy outcome.
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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Jack in a 📦 @tradenerd.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Those thirty pieces of silver don't go as far as they used to
When I expressed my discomfort with Trump to the head of a large religious right think tank, he had a ready response.  “Look, Rob, he alone can do what we need done,” he said, referring to eliminating abortion, dialing back the expansion of gay rights, and officially designating America to be a Christian nation. “Now, we’re going to go into that hall and back him. Then, we’ll all go into the bathroom and puke our guts out. Then we’ll go on the road and make him president.”
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kristofarian @kristofarian.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
speaking of Moses vs. Jesus * Kurt Vonnegut'd Like a Word. * you spelled 'christians' Wrong, Kurt
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Chris @grosschris.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Texas is the only state that has fought two wars to preserve their right to keep slaves
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Ray Anselmo @rayanselmo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Two trailer park boys go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside ...
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 18/07/2026
Kevin it’s been five hours
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My man looks like Dr. Evil if he was the assistant manager of Accounts Receivable
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Chris @grosschris.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If Trump lives to 2028 it’s going to be a shitshow. Luckily that’s a big if
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 17/07/2026
if smoke in the air happens (vague gesture between Kansas City and San Francisco), that’s an event, but if smoky skies come east of there, it’s an Apocalypse
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I forget the exact phrasing or who it’s from, but there’s a really good quote about the point of the welfare state and politics is to get you to unhappy. Not impoverished, not oppressed, not sick, just unhappy. The rest is on you.
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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 17/07/2026
The story isn’t “ICE got someone killed by hiring a bipolar guy,” it’s “ICE kills people, that’s what it does and what it will do until it’s abolished”
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Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them) @jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
You ever get mad at a post for proposing something so excellent that you get angry it doesn't exist this moment?
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Chris @grosschris.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A stray cat moved into my home last year. He was prone to outbursts of violence, until we had him neutered. I think about that a lot
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Trump really is the most American (derogatory) president because just like most Americans, he doesn't remember who was president in 2020
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Trump is trying to do a reichstag fire just by giving a speech saying “hey guys china tried to burn down the reichstag years ago”
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