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PHP & Angular in the streets, Python & Svelte in the sheets

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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026
“Wow, look at all these greens, not to mention the cucumber slices and the cherry tomatoes,” said Logan Barger
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Man Eating Salad Takes Moment To Appreciate What A Good Boy He’s Being
GRAND JUNCTION, CO—Pausing as he lifted a forkful of lettuce and baby spinach toward his mouth, local man Logan Barger reportedly took a moment Monday to appreciate what a good boy he was being as he ...
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Holy Wow Studios @holywowstudios.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Members of Trombone Champ modding community are hosting an ambitious 2v2 multiplayer tournament next month! We're not involved in this whatsoever, but it looks like a lot of fun! Signups are open through July and you can sign up via the "TootTally" Discord server: discord.gg/9jQmVEDVTp
A tournament schedule for "Sleeby's Shakeup Showdown 2," a Trombone Champ 2v2 Multiplayer Tournament
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gristCollector @gristcollector.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
anyone else getting random follows from bots whose profiles are advertising some sort of AI giveaway?
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Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Hello, everyone, I’m Little Alex Horne.
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gristCollector @gristcollector.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
soooo somehow the IP assigned to a server i bought from a provider used to be part of a malware c2 (i think?) what do? (i have caddy running on it so all requests to it are just being ignored)
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Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
More excellent content from the Taskmaster US tour with my bff Greg (Davies)
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
i know it sucks but it must feel a little fun to be that guy with the backhoe destroying the white house. that’s like the final boss of operating heavy machinery
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gristCollector @gristcollector.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
how tf are people able to operate at 100% consistently every day for years on end im constantly tired, overwhelmed, god fuck
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 05/10/2025
This modded Xbox has not been powered on for 20 years. No updates. 80 ripped games on HDD. No networking. I'm going in.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/07/2025
New Evidence Reveals Ancient Greeks Immediately Regretted Inventing Theater theonion.com/new-evi...
New Evidence Reveals Ancient Greeks Immediately Regretted Inventing Theater
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gristCollector @gristcollector.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
vibe coding but its actually just @buttplug.engineer making stuff
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henry ✷ @strange.website · 25/06/2025
jesus christ somebody's gotta stop this guy
A Fox News infographic on "Zohran Mamdani's socialist promises", which has been edited to show Mamdani promising: margin-trim, attr() for all CSS properties, browser-native tree-shaking, and all the lodash functions you keep using become javascript features"
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gristCollector @gristcollector.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
my hobbies suck, they just remind me of work
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gristCollector @gristcollector.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
really at that point in my life where i only really have one thing to look forward to
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gristCollector @gristcollector.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
A Spongebob title card with the words "i'm about to crash the fuck out ngl" instead of the usual producer credits.
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Major League Balatro @majorleaguebalatro.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
YOUR SEASON 1 CHAMPION IS ROFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #MajorLeagueBalatro
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 11/05/2025
How programming LinkedIn posts sometimes feel like. I do not use if statements. 'If' sounds like I am uncertain, like I am not in control. Undecided. If... I use conditionals. This is my code and these are my conditions. I set the rules. I am the boss! Sign up for my newsletter for more.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 09/05/2025
I'm sorry to report... someone has set up a botnet of "ID-validated" pretty woman accounts on LinkedIn you can rent monthly to socially engineer people at companies you want to hack. Staff training isn't going to work.
It's over
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gristCollector @gristcollector.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Company is doing a bugfix week right now and for some reason half the tickets I've picked up explode in complexity. Am I just stupid? Is it acceptable to just give up? I don't feel good.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The verification badge on Bluesky means the user is an elected official of the United States government.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 21/04/2025
so they're mycoblogging
Headline that says mushrooms may talk to one another with up to 50 words
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Major League Balatro @majorleaguebalatro.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
AND WHAT IS SHAPING UP TO BE GAME OF THE WEEK, ROFFLE TAKES GAME 1 BY 1e over @belenosbear.bsky.social! #MajorLeagueBalatro
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 21/04/2025
We’re introducing a new layer of verification on Bluesky — a user-friendly, easily recognizable blue check. In addition to account verification issued by Bluesky, we're also introducing Trusted Verifiers. Select independent organizations can verify accounts directly.
Bluesky’s logo, a trusted verifier’s scalloped checkmark, and a standard verified blue check mark.
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RTGame 👑 @rtgame.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
This feels so surreal
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
everyone says "go to therapy" but nobody tells you you'll miss out on THIS
A photo of Jacob Wysocki, Vic Michaelis, Lou Wilson, and Henry the Pig partying it up.
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
my own medicine 🤮
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AstraKernel 💫 @astrakernel.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Buttplug io website: "implemented in Rust" 🫣
Job interview meme template with " I see you have experience in vibe coding"

Response:
"No, I coded a vibrator in Rust"
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
nowhere to go but u̶p̶ prison
A screenshot from a Polygon article that reads "I don't think that Game Changer gets meaningfully more ambitious than this season without me getting arrested," Sam Reich - CEO of Dropout but, more pertinently, host of its flagship competition series, Game Changer - tells Polygon."
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
My therapist recently found out that I've spent roughly ten years being yelled at by strangers on the internet and I've had a pretty hard time convincing her that it's fine.
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Centurii chan @centuriichan.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
chat am i cooked?
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
everyone please give a warm welcome to NEW SET
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gristCollector @gristcollector.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
i havent been this demoralized and mentally destroyed these past few weeks. been feeling straight up uncreative, foggy, distant. kinda just... existing right now.
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Milky Way’s Florida
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Centurii chan @centuriichan.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
kinda hot lately isnt it?
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nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 27/03/2025
Lmao 🤣 savages
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gristCollector @gristcollector.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
why do i even bother trying
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 25/03/2025
Mortal Kombat? Mortal? Some of them are gods. Final Fantasy? There are so many games in that series. Resident Evil? Resident? The evil is not localized, it's very global. Dark Souls? The souls I pick up glow pretty bright. Left 4 Dead? No there are also monsters on the right. Not only on the left.
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 25/03/2025
parallelized my code and now it runs slower 👍
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ZombieCleo @zombiecleo.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
We're under 3 million blocks! Less than 3 million blocks to go!
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qntm @qntm.org · 17/03/2025
Need a UUID? Try f778bf62-3507-4635-8231-6e1c488a6c62. It's the one I use
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gristCollector @gristcollector.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
i dont hate my work, i think i just hate working
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The Photoshop Guy @photoshopguy.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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alice @alice.mosphere.at · 14/03/2025
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
a screenshot of my post reading: i'm on bluesky for the scientific community

the post contains a screenshot of a series of threaded replies:

- my post: who up waning they gibbous
- Papa Nurgle's favorite daughter's post: It's a waxing cresent tonight, JERRY
- my post: who up waxing they crescent
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
FINALLY I can post the french Cancan on Bluesky!!
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gristCollector @gristcollector.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
going to a casino resto just to play balatro on the table we are winning today
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Balatro @playbalatro.com · 20/02/2025
naneinf Happy 1st Birthday jokers! store.steampowered.com/news/app/237...
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