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Greta Harrison

@gretaharrison.bsky.social
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Screenwriter. Writes horror, comedy, animation, genre & nonsense. She/her. imdb.com/name/nm3465140

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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anyone other apartment-dwellers give their neighbours nicknames based on whatever irritating noises they make? On the right we have Gamer Gary and to the left is Toilet DJ.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hey @djovanini.bsky.social @tonymartin.bsky.social. We were sitting in the @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social last night waiting for a Bruce Campbell Q&A and during the pre-show videos, the LA crowd was treated to the dulcet tones of the great man himself in this clown-themed ad: youtu.be/GgdLKdJASlI?...
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Hammard - Sandi Shaw & Cilla Black - Greatest Hits Compilation - Australian TV Commercial (1982)
YouTube video by VHYES
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
About to head out to finally catch David Byrne's show at the Hollywood Bowl and definitely have not been walking around like this all day.
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David Byrne - Once In A Lifetime Dance
Alt: David Byrne - Once In A Lifetime Dance
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Kevin Daly @kevinddaly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This looks DELIGHTFUL.
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Coyote vs. ACME | Final Trailer
YouTube video by Coyote vs. Acme
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Out on the town having the time of my life with Mitch McConnell. He’s just out of frame, laughing too.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The algorithm keeps feeding me this ad, like it knows I'm keen to dump $2.3k to look like a Clydesdale horse.
Prohibitively expensive designer sandals that look like hooves.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Optioning the rights to this. youtu.be/KCzwyFHSMdY?...
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Horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away.
YouTube video by Yukon
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Yeah, the world sucks, but some Saturdays you get home in time to catch a 73-year-old genius really showing those festival kids how to put on a goddam show. youtu.be/Kn1vsMJk260?...
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David Byrne - Life During Wartime - Live at Coachella 2026
YouTube video by Coachella
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I once interviewed him in one of my first features as a kid reporter - he was so kind in the face of me being barely able to get my questions out due to laryngitis and nerves.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
A lifetime's supply of free kebabs for Amandeep. www.sbs.com.au/news/article...
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Amandeep ate a kebab as the sun set — then helped stop one of the alleged Bondi shooters
One of the many heroes who sprang into action after Sunday's attack says "now, more than ever, we need each other".
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Only a couple of months ago I got to see Rob Reiner don Marty DiBergi’s cap and make us laugh with these legends. A genius.
Rob Reiner as Marty DiBergi with Spinal Tap
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Special effects people are magicians.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
"Weatherman single dad doing a hellava job raising his three buff sons" is a genre I can get behind. Haha, You Clowns is the weirdest, sweetest series since Joe Pera Talks With You.
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a cartoon of two men with the words the western sun can pack a punch
Alt: A cartoon of two sons from Haha You Clowns with the words the western sun can pack a punch
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I caught a preview of this last night and it is as bonkers and hilarious as you'd expect (with bonus Julia Davis - which the world always needs more of).
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
While everyone else at the cinema was doing the jumpscares and muttering "WTF" at the villain in Weapons, I couldn't help but think, "I'd totally wear that outfit." #stylegoals #auntgladys
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Tony Martin @tonymartin.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I had the honour of having his review of my film in 'Variety' appear on the same page as the one for 'Gigli' - and mine was WORSE!
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
This curmudgeon was a big part of getting teen dork me interested in films. I was quietly honoured to read his one review of a thing we wrote in his Australia At the Movies book. Now I can forever put "incoherent" - David Stratton on my bio. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...
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'Giant in his field': Legendary film critic David Stratton dies aged 85
The critic, author and educator was known for his decades-long on-screen partnership with co-host Margaret Pomeranz, as well as his promotion of Australian cinema — plus his lifelong battle against fi...
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Go for it. I don't even care any more.
Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads:
Scientists Growing Neanderthal
'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
If you get the chance to catch Edi Patterson doing her solo improv show, snap up those tickets. Her brain is so fantastically unhinged. Laughed my whole face off.
Slide of Edi Patterson’s Playgirl at Dynasty Typewriter.
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Ingrid Harrison @ingridh.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Out of frustration of how the conversation is so single focused in Tasmania I wrote this piece published in today’s media. The stadium has dominated the past two elections don’t let it dominate the next four years. #politas
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Wow. And in three months, lucky me gets to see them play this song live for the fourth time since 1998. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC42...
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Pulp - Common People (Glastonbury 2025)
YouTube video by BBC Music
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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview
Q. Have you seen any good movies lately?

A. Well, I've only seen one in the last couple of years. It's called Norbit by Eddie Murphy.

Q. How did you like it?

A. Fantastic movie. Very funny.

Q. What's your favorite movie?

A. Norbit.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Also, five stars to the new coffee shop Jalsah, in case DTLA folks want to support a cool new migrant-run business slinging strong coffees and amazing-looking homemade Yemeni cakes. They also make an Aussie-approved flat white. www.yelp.com/biz/jalsah-y...
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The reason generative AI is so popular with wannabe creatives is best illustrated by something every pro writer has encountered: getting pitched an idea by someone saying "You write it and we'll split the profits!" because they think the idea is what has value, not the writing. The opposite is true.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Trying to find the best item in the Planet Hollywood online auction and it's probably this. propstoreauction.com/lot-details/...
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194. Al Borland's (Richard Karn) Costume with Hardware Expo Badge and Autographed Shooting Script ### HOME IMPROVEMENT (1991-1999)
194. Al Borland's (Richard Karn) Costume with Hardware Expo Badge and Autographed Shooting Script ### HOME IMPROVEMENT (1991-1999)
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I can definitely recommend acquiring yourself an adorable dog neighbour who happily snoozes on your lap for a few hours.
Mini dachshund sleeps on my lap like a tiny angel (ok… sure, after peeing on my floor a tiny bit, but anyway.)
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 28/04/2025
hello!! I know everyone is busy/the news remains bad, but if I may distract for a moment? There's a man named Ander Louis from the Yarra Valley whose sincere passion project is translating War & Peace into Bogan Australian. He's done Books 1 & 2. This is not a spoof. www.amazon.com/dp/108730656...
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Enjoying the new direction Kyle Mooney is taking as a serious musician. www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9lu...
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Kyle M - Blue Car (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by kyle
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Beth Gibbons at the Orpheum last night was gorgeous. Some Portishead classics, but her new album also sounded incredible live.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
One nice distraction from the past week is that my favourite band from my youth is back, and the song is up there with the best anthems they released in the 90s. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvVV...
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Pulp - Spike Island [Live] | The Jonathan Ross Show
YouTube video by The Jonathan Ross Show
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
in 2024 there were 1651 working screenwriters. For reference, in 2024 there were 1696 players in the NFL.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Honorary posthumous Oscar for Grant Page please.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Caught a preview screening of The Ballad of Wallis Island with writers/stars Tim Key, Tom Basden and director James Griffiths and it was so hilarious and lovely. I suspect this one is gonna be in my favourites for the year. youtu.be/HTi-e20yVNs?...
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THE BALLAD OF WALLIS ISLAND - Official Trailer [HD] - Only in Theaters March 28
YouTube video by Focus Features
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
My household spent last night watching Indiana Jones walloping a whole lot of nazis. For no particular reason.
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a man in a fedora is saying i hate these guys
Alt: Indiana Jones looking at nazis, saying i hate these guys
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
If you're looking for something to cheer you up, Grand Theft Hamlet on Mubi is a delight. Out-of-work actors stage a production of Hamlet within GTA during the UK lockdowns. Hilarious and lovely. youtu.be/g1mufiI88kc?...
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Grand Theft Hamlet Trailer #1 (2024)
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Indie
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
New day of the week just dropped. Thanks scammers.
Text reads: 
Two of the websites you visited on the Froday are charging you hidden fees. Cancel the auto-subscription here
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Heads up LA folks, if you missed the excellent Beyond Fest Ed Wood screening and Q&A, USC SCA screenings are also fantastic and completely free. This will be fun.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Yeah but why can't more TV be like the 1979 Kate Bush BBC Christmas Special? www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6BP...
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Kate Bush (BEST MASTER) 1979 Christmas BBC TV Special
YouTube video by RJ
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Courtney Howard @lulamaybelle.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Everyone, always, forever
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Where do you even start with this guy? Legend.
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David Lynch Promotes a Film with a Cow
YouTube video by Alan López
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
A pretty chill NYE from a roof in North Melbourne with city lights and a few bats.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Yay! @mitchmctaggart.bsky.social's The Last Year of Television was amazing. Although the sorry state of Aussie TV and dwindling amount of original comedy and drama made me score a negative 10 on the Denyer-excite-o-meter: youtu.be/Rg8Xq6eiysM?...
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Network 10 Deal or No Deal Promo - 5 Feb 2024 Launch
YouTube video by Aus TV Fan
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Can't wait to watch my favourite yearly round-up of Australian TV high- and lowlights from bigtime Bingles-head @mitchmctaggart.bsky.social.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Remembering when my little brother and teenage me once built a ridiculous gif-heavy Boonie fan website called "Temple of Boon," where, for some reason, I crudely photoshopped his head onto all of the Spice Girls. It became weirdly popular and Boonie became aware of it. I don't think he was a fan.
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Mitch McTaggart @mitchmctaggart.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Here's a thing about what I've been watching ahead of my show coming out next week ❤️ tvtonight.com.au/2024/12/what...
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What I Have Been Watching: Mitch McTaggart | TV Tonight
Ahead of unpacking The Last Year of Television, Mitch McTaggart has been bingeing Sherwood, Fake and revisiting Lost.
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elena perez @thisiselena.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
imagine if people went to retailers and just took stuff and called it "generative shopping" and then, when the retailers said that's illegal, people said "regular shopping is too expensive so we have disrupted it" and then the retailers were like "OH! Carry on, innovators!"
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Tony Martin @tonymartin.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Finally a 'foreigner' that Daily Mail readers like.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
For years we've pretended to our young nephews there's a bizarro St. Nick who comes up through the toilet and gifts you badly-wrapped bog roll. When the youngest's teacher asked the class what they were most excited for this holidays, he proudly announced "Toilet Santa!" Confusion ensued.
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Matthew C. Vaughan @matthewcvaughan.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
My favourite first-time watches from November: American Animals, Azrael, Conclave, Flash Gordon, Gladiator II, Heretic, The Killing, Psycho II, A Real Pain and The Train.
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