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Greta Harrison

@gretaharrison.bsky.social
1K followers 1.2K following 111 posts

Screenwriter. Writes horror, comedy, animation, genre & nonsense. She/her. imdb.com/name/nm3465140

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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The algorithm keeps feeding me this ad, like it knows I'm keen to dump $2.3k to look like a Clydesdale horse.
Prohibitively expensive designer sandals that look like hooves.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Only a couple of months ago I got to see Rob Reiner don Marty DiBergi’s cap and make us laugh with these legends. A genius.
Rob Reiner as Marty DiBergi with Spinal Tap
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I mean, this is basically me in a few years.
Aunt Gladys - I may have had that exact micro-fringe sometime in the early 00s.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
If you get the chance to catch Edi Patterson doing her solo improv show, snap up those tickets. Her brain is so fantastically unhinged. Laughed my whole face off.
Slide of Edi Patterson’s Playgirl at Dynasty Typewriter.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I can definitely recommend acquiring yourself an adorable dog neighbour who happily snoozes on your lap for a few hours.
Mini dachshund sleeps on my lap like a tiny angel (ok… sure, after peeing on my floor a tiny bit, but anyway.)
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Beth Gibbons at the Orpheum last night was gorgeous. Some Portishead classics, but her new album also sounded incredible live.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
MVP goes to ParTeb, a Tunisian-Finnish sexy naked alien who auditions with his bum and ends up working as production security (showing up in a massive fighter jet to protect the show during a key scene).
Green alien GTA player ParTeb
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
New day of the week just dropped. Thanks scammers.
Text reads: 
Two of the websites you visited on the Froday are charging you hidden fees. Cancel the auto-subscription here
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
At one point Kate puts herself in the bin.
Kate dancing with garbage bin lids
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
It all kicks off with Kate screaming with a couple of human violins
Kate dancing with violins
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
It does! It has whatever this is!
Kate Bush with some nose band thingy.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
There's Kate going on a bloody rampage in a wedding dress.
Kate Bush with a gun.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Guys, there's Kate in a beard with an adult baby.
Kate bush dances with an adult baby
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
A pretty chill NYE from a roof in North Melbourne with city lights and a few bats.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Wicked handholding intensifies.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
New US Cabinet picks just dropped.
Dick Tracy villains
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Another night, another instance of ding dong @matthewcvaughan.bsky.social messing with our streamer profiles again.
Netflix profile named Time Magazine Man of the Year. Image is Matt SmithNetflix profile named Babs. Image is some hideous alien thingy meant to represent me I guess.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Giving this place another try. But first gotta get rid of some garbage.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Really enjoying the goofy fun of rewatching Moonlighting on Hulu. Bonus LA joy at the bananas climax of the pilot with Cybill (or be-wigged stunty) hanging off the clock on the building literally over the road from us.
Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd on the Eastern Columbia BuildingCybill climbs the clock on the Eastern Columbia Building in the Moonlighting pilot climax.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
This one is pretty accurate. Fair play to the algorithm
A human sized dog bed.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
The algorithm knows me.
A sponsored ad featuring Rose pork brains with milk gravy.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Got through a day of serious meetings yesterday before realising my dress was covered in pictures of nudists.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
This is another one I always have to look up the spelling of whenever I want to recommend it.
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Greta Harrison @gretaharrison.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
High fivin' all my cool new Bluesky mates.
office folks giving a high five
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