Reposted by Emlyn Jones🎃Simon Threadgold🎃 @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 13hI prefer the original BBC version of 'Blue Velvet'. 1409
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Challenge: name the film from the last 10 seconds of credits Bugger, I've just missed Total Recall. 000
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Seems a universal truth, but that's how the scales are doctored. 020
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Why does Manzarek, the best of The Doors, not just eat Morrison?" 000
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Brain's not working today. Need more than four hours of actual sleep. Minute Cryptic - 2 October, 2026 "Struggle between content and context?" (7) 🟡⚪️⚪️🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🤝 3 hints – matched the community par (81,765 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...minutecryptic.comMinute CrypticMinute Cryptic is a free daily cryptic crossword clue. Solve today's puzzle, learn how cryptic clues work with free guided courses, and build your solving streak. 000
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Why not remove the item if it's too difficult to use bacon which is available on another burger? OO7 himself, if he ate McDonald's, would be livid given that bacon's one of his favourite foods. 000
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My wife has been in the radio this morning chatting to Gary Davies. So that's nice. 110
Reposted by Emlyn JonesJeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I give up. I’m moving into a cave. 743487677
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"And we're now making so much Soylent Green we'll be shipping it overseas to countries with as pitiful food standards as ourselves." 000
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Really? He released and forgave over a thousand treasonous terrorists only last year... 010
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don't know who needs to arrange this (I do: the Bonzos and Ray Davies), but we need recording of Ray Davies singing "Look Out, There's a Monster Coming" because it is a Kinks song. 000
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Similar to how #TOTP 80s and 90s performers pay the bills, the faux Kevin And Perry duo will be at Butlins in two weeks. 000
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Minute Cryptic - 25 September, 2026 "Asks “What in Spain is interrupting siestas?”" (8) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 3 under the community par (21,305 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...minutecryptic.comMinute CrypticMinute Cryptic is a free daily cryptic crossword clue. Solve today's puzzle, learn how cryptic clues work with free guided courses, and build your solving streak. 011
Reposted by Emlyn JonesBaroness Floella Benjamin @floellabenjamin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Thank you everyone for your happy birthday wishes especially from my #Playschool Babies. I feel truly blessed. Sending virtual hugs to you all full of joy and happiness. Keep smiling ❤️❤️ 4044737
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One day the UK, then Europe and eventually the entire galaxy will be a mass of chocolate Guinness cake. This is the Nigella version of the 'Linitlla problem'. 000
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I picked up what I thought was the usual guacamole, salsa, cheesy stuff and sour cream but this is what they've turned it into. "Cheeseburger" really isn't a sauce unless you've eaten too many of them and ranch dressing is thinned out disappointment. 000
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I remember in the 90s when they closed Tie Rack and replaced it with a Quatre Bras. 000
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Always the hero, I told a young lady her bus wasn't vaguely nearby and she (wrongly, and against sense) followed me on the bus and I asked a friendly soul if he had any advice. Absolute cunt. Offensively rude. Looks like Noah Taylor with his mum up his arse. 000
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This maybe (ignoring the hell of autocarrot) one of the worst ways to convince someone to get home, but night buses are a domain of prats and drunks. Bar me, obviously. 000
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Get it, but not keen. Minute Cryptic - 19 September, 2026 "Something spiked spoiled lovely formal dance" (10) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 3 under the community par (173,145 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...minutecryptic.comMinute CrypticMinute Cryptic is a free daily cryptic crossword clue. Solve today's puzzle, learn how cryptic clues work with free guided courses, and build your solving streak. 000
Reposted by Emlyn JonesJane @localnotail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Went to have a look at this secondhand VW Polo but I think it needs a new handbrake, because it keeps rolling down the hill. 1734541
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Absolutely unsurprising. We live in the most idiotic and logic-free times. 010
Reposted by Emlyn JonesDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Morty! Morty. I’m Alan Cumming, Morty. I’ve got a [BELCH] sparkly kilt and everything.” 121903218
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 18/09/2026That top ten was absolutely solid. Never get that in the 90s or 00s episodes of #TOTP 020
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Not TOTP, but I saw this and it's a contender for worst typo of the month. 030
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Why did Legs & Co grimace through their act? Because the sea weed. #TOTP No, I won't apologise for that whilst you listen patiently to the flipping Birdie Song. 000
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 18/09/2026#TOTP - The actress, Jessica Simpson Any film - the singer Jessica Simpson 010
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Odd nobody else got an "are you sure" check. Has he not got a relative he can oddly be replaced with like the other one? 010
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If this is a thing, there can't be that many people (humans) who have been victims of - I'm not going to even write it - who apply for jobs in the US security services. 100
Reposted by Emlyn JonesStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/09/2026 19717
Reposted by Emlyn JonesStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/09/2026 116022
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Minute Cryptic - 14 September, 2026 "Dad steps forward in spat... "What's happened?"" (4) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (118,645 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...minutecryptic.comMinute CrypticMinute Cryptic is a free daily cryptic crossword clue. Solve today's puzzle, learn how cryptic clues work with free guided courses, and build your solving streak. 000
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"A personality only a mother could like." Surely you're either a genius or not; unless you're a Marvel hero or villain, there's no event that creates this. Also: Musk assisting in inflating and crashing the world economy. The man's a prick, albeit a rich one with a taste for ketamine. 010
Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My time travelling train is delayed by zero minutes, presumably having found a way to catch up with itself. I've sadly missed the one that leaves in three minutes and arrives 50 minutes ago. 000
![columbo screenshots (@ColumboScreens) on Twitter:
[Columbo wearing a trench coat and holding a cigar.]
"I came within 30 seconds."
Jeremy Herbert (@DDayFilms) quotes with: "another classic ploy to make the killer underestimate him"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreicjcqf4dtxtxpss2lcfk55fuaa5b2putnco7hverfol3r3joypx3i)
