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Nic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Critical lesson for all athletes - never bathe a baby or he will defeat you 19 years later

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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

[rewatching Band of Brothers] yeah I’d have died right away

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

I never, ever want google to show me searches I did in the past. The person who searched for those things is dead.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2025

Old Man's Son Also Old Man

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 20/11/2023

*Martin Sheen in THE DEPARTED voice* Microprocessors

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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

tired: i’m going to become the joker wired: i’m going to run insane show trials like the scarecrow in the dark knight rises

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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin) Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind

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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/06/2025

Woman Giving Birth Assured Everything Looks Gross Down There theonion.com/woman-g...

Woman Giving Birth Assured Everything Looks Gross Down There
Doctor Confirms What He’s Looking At Really Disgusting Right Now

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice

Photo of a bulk bin at a supermarket, the label on which reads "Once Again Tamari Almonds"

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 19/07/2025

When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh

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Ian Karmel @iankarmel.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

With Dave and Busters, it’s pretty clear which one handled the finances and which one handled the video games.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

Ronald McDonald is such a good clown name. You wouldn't have thought of it. You would have given him something obvious like Bloopers McBurger, the name of a clown. They gave him the name of a man.

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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

All the Epstein emails are like On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote: Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready… On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote: Pop cofn taste good .

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 14/11/2025

Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.

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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 21/12/2023

When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs

Natalie Portman in Black Swan being menaced by a doppelganger in the mirror

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Just sold Robert F. Kennedy Jr. an ounce of the gamy-smelling green pellets I feed my turtle for $1200. "Can you throw in some of the juice?" he asked. It took me a minute to realize that he meant some of the water from the tank. I filled a shot glass with it and he tipped me $100 in cash.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/06/2025

Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers theonion.com/marines...

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RotoGrinders @rotogrinders.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

❓ Bobby Portis as the contrarian Captain? ❓ Cason Wallace puts up 25+ fantasy points? Read Tuesday's NBA Expert Survey with RG_Notorious, headchopper, stevietpfl & @greentailshiner.bsky.social: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...

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RotoGrinders @rotogrinders.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

“Giannis Antetokounmpo (1.7 FP/minute) hasn’t posted a ceiling game in a while, but the usage is still sky high even with Khris Middleton back.” @greentailshiner.bsky.social's NBA Core Plays Live for Saturday: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...

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RotoGrinders @rotogrinders.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

❓ Anthony Davis a lock in cash? ❓ Jarrett Allen racks up 50+ fantasy points? Read Friday's NBA Expert Survey with RG_Notorious, @dfs-almanac.bsky.social, TJ_Zwarych5 & @greentailshiner.bsky.social: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...

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RotoGrinders @rotogrinders.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

❓ Play Shai Gilgeous-Alexander in cash? ❓ PJ Washington records a 20-point double-double? Read Tuesday's NBA Expert Survey with RG_Notorious, headchopper, stevietpfl, & @greentailshiner.bsky.social: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...

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RotoGrinders @rotogrinders.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

❓ Anthony Davis a lock in cash? ❓ Play Jonathan Kuminga for salary relief? Read Sunday's NBA Expert Survey with @greentailshiner.bsky.social, krayton12, & TJ_Zwarych5: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...

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RotoGrinders @rotogrinders.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

“Rumors of the demise of LeBron James appear to have been greatly exaggerated, while Anthony Davis finally flashed a ceiling after a few lean games before the last one.” @greentailshiner.bsky.social's NBA Core Plays Live for Sunday: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...

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RotoGrinders @rotogrinders.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

“This is a fantastic spot for both of Anthony Davis and LeBron James, though I prefer AD even at his more elevated salaries overall.” @greentailshiner.bsky.social' NBA Core Plays Live for Sunday: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

[nick sirianni runs a complicated trick play that backfires] you fool, you absolute buffoon [dan campbell runs a complicated trick play that backfires] you beautiful madman

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RotoGrinders @rotogrinders.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

❓ Zach LaVine a lock in cash games? ❓ Alexandre Sarr scores 50+ fantasy points? Read Tuesday's NBA Expert Survey with RG_Notorious, headchopper, stevietpfl & @greentailshiner.bsky.social: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...

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RotoGrinders @rotogrinders.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

“Tyler Herro (28% usage, 1.21 FP/minute) has been Miami’s best player this season, while Bam Adebayo (1.09) and Butler (1.13) are providing their typical steady production.” @greentailshiner.bsky.social's NBA Core Plays Live for Sunday: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...

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