Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Look at this photograph! Every time I do it makes me laugh. It's been three days. I can't eat without choking. My body aches. Help. 000
Reposted by Green Smilie𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 24/08/2026I expected a tyrant with iron fists, not a clown with a spray tan and swollen ankles. 19475161551
Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Uploaded a drawing game to itch.io! Draw the prompt, but do it with the shapes (and the number of shapes) the game gives you! gamethng.itch.io/insanydraw #freegames #printandplay #boardgames #itchiogamethng.itch.ioInsanydraw by GAME THNGIt's Nonsense Shapes and Numbers You Draw Really Awfully With 040
Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I know writing rules is important, but sometimes I'd rather just hand people a bunch of cards and say "idk man, just vibe with it" instead of dealing with layout and explanatory text. 010
Reposted by Green SmilieIan Duhig @ianduhig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026That Emily Dickinson line was bound to end up on a T-shirt one day. 02912405
Reposted by Green SmilieJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 21/08/2026diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire... 30983662222
Reposted by Green SmilieAlex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Yes, I have seen the "smut doesn't count as reading" post and yes, it is bullshit. Take it from your friendly, neighborhood, smut-loving librarian. All reading counts as reading. Stop worrying about tallies and totals and what other people think about your reading. Enjoy yourself. 1062899477
Reposted by Green SmiliePaweł Kicman @pawelkicman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Tomorrow is my birthday 🎈 so I have a gift for you. 66% off on everything digital on Itch. Enjoy the catalogue, including some award winning and award nominated games! Link in the comment. Shares appreciated! 🫶 21914
Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Convince me they're not downplaying/delaying the response to cyclosporiasis in order to normalize Donald Trump shitting himself. 000
Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026It's One Page RPG Jam season over on itch.io, everyone! As of right now (one day into the jam), there are already 26 entries submitted, and there's such a wild range of ideas here. Right now I think I'm most fascinated by P.O.L.A.R.O.I.D. myrmidont.itch.io/polaroid www.onepagerpgjam.comonepagerpgjam.comHomeThe One-Page RPG Jam is an ENNIE Award-winning game jam, hosted annually on itch.io. Each year participants are given five weeks in July and August to write and design a tabletop role-playing game th... 120
Reposted by Green SmilieOne-Page RPG Jam @onepagerpgjam.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The One-Page RPG Jam is back for 2026, with the optional theme of 'Fractured'! It runs 13th July to 16th August. Head over to the jam page to sign up itch.io/jam/one-page... 14534
Reposted by Green Smilie𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 26/06/2026#DulaPeepShow #DuaLipaconsequence.netDua Lipa Opening Physical Library for Banned and Censored BooksDua Lipa, founder of the Service95 Book Club, has partnered with Livraria Lello to open a physical library in Porto, Portugal. 11277001610
Reposted by Green SmilieLarry Houston @larrytoons54.bsky.social · 15/06/2026It's that simple. 473652818
Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 17/02/2026A sex comedy about a group of nerdy speed walkers intent on losing their virginity at the Olympic Village. Can they win the affection of the Swedish volleyball team? Avoid the wrath of the Austrian sharpshooting champion? If only "Walk Hard" wasn't already taken as a title... 000
Reposted by Green SmilieMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/02/2026"If we improve the lives of current American citizens, we risk the perception that this is a good country. Then people would want to live here. We’d be right back where we started: needing to spend all our taxpayer dollars deporting beloved community members."buff.lyThere Is Limited Money in Our Big, Beautiful Budget, So We Need to Spend as Much of It as Possible to Keep Ruining Immigrants’ Lives“The $170 billion price tag for immigration enforcement eclipses other law enforcement expenditures at the federal, state, and local level…. The la... 113032
Reposted by Green SmilieThe Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 04/02/2026👕Tee giveaway 👕Fundraiser for Midwest Immigration Bond Fund 👕Instructions below 👕Not required but nice: share this post 04645
Reposted by Green SmilieBook Jawns @bookjawns.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true. 940248358702
Reposted by Green SmilieGéraud Zucchini - SOL CESTO 🌞 @docgeraud.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Only 24 hours left to get Sol Cesto at its current price + 25% off. After the sale, the price will increase permanently by €2 (to €13.99)! Just wanted to make sure everyone knows 🌞 46030
Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Remember to cook thoroughly before eating the rich. While well fed, the meat has a higher risk of infectious pathogens. 000
Reposted by Green SmilieChristopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026How you doing today? You okay? It was a rough one for a lot of us. There's nothing wrong with you if you're anxious, angry, depressed, or just confused. There's no reason you should be good at this. This is not in any way normal or acceptable. Be as kind to yourself as you can 2933352
Reposted by Green SmilieJoel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 20/01/2026“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing) 1542225796059
Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Intellectually, I know tysm is "thank you so much", but when I read it all I see is "genderqueer autism". 000
Reposted by Green SmilieTodd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 18/01/2026People saying that FIFA giving Trump a "Peace Prize" has become more and more embarrassing... honestly, I think it's become less. It's increasingly obvious that Trump will fuck up anyone who doesn't grovel to him, you don't get mad at a shopkeeper for getting shaken down by the mob 1532020
Reposted by Green SmilieRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 17/01/2026You can't embarrass me, I'm a 45 year old who plays Minecraft with a modpack that adds Pokémon 891749100
Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Kudos to photographer Daniel Torok for capturing Trump making such an epically memeable face for posterity. I've taken the liberty of removing the unearned Nobel prize from the picture, so if anyone would like to use this as a template, feel free. I'll throw some examples in the replies. 100
Reposted by Green SmilieGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 16/01/2026It's very helpful to think of what's happening in Minnesota as one gigantic content creation operation. I really hate it. That being said, I'm glad to see media covering the fact that this regime is basically just focused on making content to titillate Nazis: www.npr.org/2026/01/16/n... 18013
Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Inside every man, there are two wolves. Inside each wolf, there are three badgers. Shockingly enough, the badgers have each managed to swallow seven kangaroos. Every prime numbered kangaroo holds a quantity of math professors equal to the cube root of the sum of the number of feet contained... 000
Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Over/under on the regime trying to cancel tax returns to people living in sanctuary cities? 020
Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.🎮 020
Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Shout out to the homeless guy who yelled "you look you play synthesizers" at me today. Someday I'll be as cool as you think I am. 000
Reposted by Green SmilieThe Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 14/01/2026This morning the FBI raided the home of a journalist reporting on the Trump administration. Pissant dictator shit. archive.is/C4wIA 0246
Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I'm enjoying Katabasis, by R.F. Kuang, but there's something about the language and the cadence that means if I'm the tiniest bit eepy, I'll start to nod off while reading it. 000
Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Has anyone proposed the nickname "Gelato Gestapo" yet? 000
Reposted by Green SmilieTheir Devil @iamdevil.bsky.social · 12/01/2026We are living in dangerous times. 21227991142
Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 13/01/2026The brothers Gibb really missed out by not putting out a Halloween album called HeeBeeGeeBies. 000
Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I hate it, but there is a non-zero chance that overthrowing Venezuela's government wasn't about distracting from the Epstein files, but entirely about trying to "earn" the Nobel Peace Prize from Machado. Like some kind of demented, Cheeto-stained Trix rabbit. 010
Reposted by Green SmilieThe Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 10/01/2026You “don’t like to get political”? Ignoring the kidnapping and murder of your neighbors is, in fact, a political act. 0355
Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 03/01/2026"Extraditing" a foreign leader under the guise of a police action is a wild precedent for a country run by a sex offender with ties to a pedophilic sex trafficking ring centered on a place colloquially called "Rape Island" to take... 000
Reposted by Green SmilieSorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Santa knows what I want and I can’t write it on the internet without getting arrested. 0437
Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Almost forgot about White Wine in the Sun, by Tim Minchin, but gave it a listen this morning. Nearly bawled my eyes out. It's a beautiful song, but maybe a bit too much after losing my Mom earlier this year. But the message is still beautiful. youtu.be/fCNvZqpa-7Q?...youtu.beWhite Wine In The Sun by Tim MinchinYouTube video by Tim Minchin 110
Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I uploaded an experimental, rules ultralight RPGish thing on itch.io. It's a simple little thing, but hopefully it's the start of me putting out more creative input over the coming year. gamethng.itch.io/wmd-a-one-pa...gamethng.itch.ioWMD: A One-Page Experiment by GAME THNGA game about life... and the end of life. 020