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Green Smilie

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greensmilie.straw.page Sometimes I make games, and they can be found at gamethng.itch.io Sometimes I choose to vent in the form of stickers www.redbubble.com/people/fizzlecrun…

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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look at this photograph! Every time I do it makes me laugh. It's been three days. I can't eat without choking. My body aches. Help.
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Taint @taint9.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Most definitely 💔
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 24/08/2026
I expected a tyrant with iron fists, not a clown with a spray tan and swollen ankles.
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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Uploaded a drawing game to itch.io! Draw the prompt, but do it with the shapes (and the number of shapes) the game gives you! gamethng.itch.io/insanydraw #freegames #printandplay #boardgames #itchio
gamethng.itch.io
Insanydraw by GAME THNG
It's Nonsense Shapes and Numbers You Draw Really Awfully With
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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I know writing rules is important, but sometimes I'd rather just hand people a bunch of cards and say "idk man, just vibe with it" instead of dealing with layout and explanatory text.
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Ian Duhig @ianduhig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
That Emily Dickinson line was bound to end up on a T-shirt one day.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire...
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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yes, I have seen the "smut doesn't count as reading" post and yes, it is bullshit. Take it from your friendly, neighborhood, smut-loving librarian. All reading counts as reading. Stop worrying about tallies and totals and what other people think about your reading. Enjoy yourself.
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Paweł Kicman @pawelkicman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Tomorrow is my birthday 🎈 so I have a gift for you. 66% off on everything digital on Itch. Enjoy the catalogue, including some award winning and award nominated games! Link in the comment. Shares appreciated! 🫶
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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Convince me they're not downplaying/delaying the response to cyclosporiasis in order to normalize Donald Trump shitting himself.
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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I cannot stress enough how little I want this.
A screenshot of an email from the Google Workspace team, saying that I have been selected to try new AI features.
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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It's One Page RPG Jam season over on itch.io, everyone! As of right now (one day into the jam), there are already 26 entries submitted, and there's such a wild range of ideas here. Right now I think I'm most fascinated by P.O.L.A.R.O.I.D. myrmidont.itch.io/polaroid www.onepagerpgjam.com
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The One-Page RPG Jam is an ENNIE Award-winning game jam, hosted annually on itch.io. Each year participants are given five weeks in July and August to write and design a tabletop role-playing game th...
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One-Page RPG Jam @onepagerpgjam.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The One-Page RPG Jam is back for 2026, with the optional theme of 'Fractured'! It runs 13th July to 16th August. Head over to the jam page to sign up itch.io/jam/one-page...
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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
#DulaPeepShow #DuaLipa
consequence.net
Dua Lipa Opening Physical Library for Banned and Censored Books
Dua Lipa, founder of the Service95 Book Club, has partnered with Livraria Lello to open a physical library in Porto, Portugal.
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Earthling @ziyatong.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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@nluewmist / I’m finally reading Dune. This quote which in the first few pages hit hard; “once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only let other men with machines to enslave them.”
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Larry Houston @larrytoons54.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It's that simple.
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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
A sex comedy about a group of nerdy speed walkers intent on losing their virginity at the Olympic Village. Can they win the affection of the Swedish volleyball team? Avoid the wrath of the Austrian sharpshooting champion? If only "Walk Hard" wasn't already taken as a title...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/02/2026
"If we improve the lives of current American citizens, we risk the perception that this is a good country. Then people would want to live here. We’d be right back where we started: needing to spend all our taxpayer dollars deporting beloved community members."
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There Is Limited Money in Our Big, Beautiful Budget, So We Need to Spend as Much of It as Possible to Keep Ruining Immigrants’ Lives
“The $170 billion price tag for immigration enforcement eclipses other law enforcement expenditures at the federal, state, and local level…. The la...
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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 04/02/2026
👕Tee giveaway 👕Fundraiser for Midwest Immigration Bond Fund 👕Instructions below 👕Not required but nice: share this post
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Venmo @thecolacorporation.
Include your Bsky handle.
Comment"giveaway."

*Random draw Friday noon Central.

*Winner announced and tagged.

*Midwest Immigration Bond Fund donation receipt will be posted.
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Book Jawns @bookjawns.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.
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Géraud Zucchini - SOL CESTO 🌞 @docgeraud.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Only 24 hours left to get Sol Cesto at its current price + 25% off. After the sale, the price will increase permanently by €2 (to €13.99)! Just wanted to make sure everyone knows 🌞
Sol Cesto is 25% off for 28 hours
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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Remember to cook thoroughly before eating the rich. While well fed, the meat has a higher risk of infectious pathogens.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
How you doing today? You okay? It was a rough one for a lot of us. There's nothing wrong with you if you're anxious, angry, depressed, or just confused. There's no reason you should be good at this. This is not in any way normal or acceptable. Be as kind to yourself as you can
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
From Senator Chris McDaniel: “Lately, some folks have taken to calling ICE “the Gestapo.”  It sounds fierce.  It feels righteous.  But it isn’t true, and it isn’t harmless.

The Gestapo was a secret police force.  No warrants.  No courts.  No lawyers.  And no appeals.  People vanished in the night, not because they broke the law, but because the law no longer meant anything.  The knock on the door was the sentence.

ICE isn’t that.  Not even close.

ICE is a public agency enforcing laws passed by elected officials.  Its agents file reports.  They seek warrants.  They lose cases.  Judges stop them.  Lawyers challenge them.  Some detainees go home.  That’s not tyranny.  That’s bureaucracy, for better and worse.

You can hate immigration policy.  You can argue enforcement is too harsh, too sloppy, or too broad.  You can work to have the law changed if you wish.  That’s a republic doing what it’s supposed to do.  

But when you call ordinary law enforcement “the Gestapo,” you cheapen real evil.  You turn history into a slogan and suffering into a metaphor.  And once every badge is tyranny, no tyranny is left to recognize.

In Mississippi, I was raised to believe words should earn their weight.  This one hasn't yet.  It throws around the language of dictatorship while living under a system where courts still rule, lawyers still argue, and the government still loses.

That difference matters.

Because the day enforcement becomes secret, unchecked, and answerable to no one, we won’t need to borrow names from history.  We’ll know exactly what we’re dealing with.

And we’ll wish we’d kept our words honest.”
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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Intellectually, I know tysm is "thank you so much", but when I read it all I see is "genderqueer autism".
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
People saying that FIFA giving Trump a "Peace Prize" has become more and more embarrassing... honestly, I think it's become less. It's increasingly obvious that Trump will fuck up anyone who doesn't grovel to him, you don't get mad at a shopkeeper for getting shaken down by the mob
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 17/01/2026
You can't embarrass me, I'm a 45 year old who plays Minecraft with a modpack that adds Pokémon
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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Kudos to photographer Daniel Torok for capturing Trump making such an epically memeable face for posterity. I've taken the liberty of removing the unearned Nobel prize from the picture, so if anyone would like to use this as a template, feel free. I'll throw some examples in the replies.
Donald Trump holding an empty frame, standing next to Venezuelan opposition leader Machado. In the original picture, the frame holds a Nobel peace prize, but it has been removed for the sake of memery.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
It's very helpful to think of what's happening in Minnesota as one gigantic content creation operation. I really hate it. That being said, I'm glad to see media covering the fact that this regime is basically just focused on making content to titillate Nazis: www.npr.org/2026/01/16/n...
In President Trump's second term, content is governing and governing is content. Videos like these — as well as from friendly influencers — are how the administration justifies its increasingly aggressive immigration policies.
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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Inside every man, there are two wolves. Inside each wolf, there are three badgers. Shockingly enough, the badgers have each managed to swallow seven kangaroos. Every prime numbered kangaroo holds a quantity of math professors equal to the cube root of the sum of the number of feet contained...
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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Over/under on the regime trying to cancel tax returns to people living in sanctuary cities?
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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.🎮
A picture of some of the robots of Starship Titanic.
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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Shout out to the homeless guy who yelled "you look you play synthesizers" at me today. Someday I'll be as cool as you think I am.
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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 14/01/2026
This morning the FBI raided the home of a journalist reporting on the Trump administration. Pissant dictator shit. archive.is/C4wIA
the New York Times

FBI Searches Home of Washington Post Journalist for Classified Documents

It is exceedingly, rare, even in investigations of classified disclosures, for federal agents to search a reporter's home
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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I'm enjoying Katabasis, by R.F. Kuang, but there's something about the language and the cadence that means if I'm the tiniest bit eepy, I'll start to nod off while reading it.
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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Has anyone proposed the nickname "Gelato Gestapo" yet?
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Their Devil @iamdevil.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
We are living in dangerous times.
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The brothers Gibb really missed out by not putting out a Halloween album called HeeBeeGeeBies.
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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I hate it, but there is a non-zero chance that overthrowing Venezuela's government wasn't about distracting from the Epstein files, but entirely about trying to "earn" the Nobel Peace Prize from Machado. Like some kind of demented, Cheeto-stained Trix rabbit.
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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 10/01/2026
You “don’t like to get political”? Ignoring the kidnapping and murder of your neighbors is, in fact, a political act.
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Indigo ☾*✲⋆. @indigosu73.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Good morning ☀️
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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
"Extraditing" a foreign leader under the guise of a police action is a wild precedent for a country run by a sex offender with ties to a pedophilic sex trafficking ring centered on a place colloquially called "Rape Island" to take...
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Santa knows what I want and I can’t write it on the internet without getting arrested.
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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Almost forgot about White Wine in the Sun, by Tim Minchin, but gave it a listen this morning. Nearly bawled my eyes out. It's a beautiful song, but maybe a bit too much after losing my Mom earlier this year. But the message is still beautiful. youtu.be/fCNvZqpa-7Q?...
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White Wine In The Sun by Tim Minchin
YouTube video by Tim Minchin
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Green Smilie @greensmilie.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I uploaded an experimental, rules ultralight RPGish thing on itch.io. It's a simple little thing, but hopefully it's the start of me putting out more creative input over the coming year. gamethng.itch.io/wmd-a-one-pa...
gamethng.itch.io
WMD: A One-Page Experiment by GAME THNG
A game about life... and the end of life.
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