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Crylo

@greenprocyon.bsky.social
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the world's greatest hypocrite

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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Spreadsheets? Yeah I'm tryna spread you across these sheets
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wow, Palworld is such a rip off they even copied Pokemon's scalping problem
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hi! American here thinking about getting into cultural appropriation. What's the best wok you can buy?
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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leo ^,..,^ @leosleepy.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
destroy lonely and daxbak
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Patrick Totally @bigrickystyle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Yeah something has broken permanently in me where i can never again coexist with the world at large but ive got stuff going on right now so it's chill
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Came on here to lib out for Michigan
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
putting razor sharp spikes on my prosthetic leg and crying when they ban me from the soccer field
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Damn I haven't been on here for so long I changed gender
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
my shit going global
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
You can tell The Lunduke Journal genuinely believes he deserves to live
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Bitcoin will fix this.
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
should use this site more idk
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 02/03/2026
i dont think gambling should be illegal i jsut think it should be unpleasant and also you cant do it in an app
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
when the indie song is a little sad and the guitar is detuned
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
*scratches my big raccoon belly and yawns*
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
who sees this post
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
what's everybody up to
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Mike's Hard Penis
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I am never voting again
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
happy halloween ya filthy animals
Me in a hastily cobbled together ALF costume - ALF mask. "ALF for President" T-shirt, and a smiley dress shirt
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
fuck it I'm reviving this account
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
primary every democrat. every single one of them
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Crylo @altprocyon.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
oh, yeah, I went to my first pride event earlier this month and it was great
Me smiling with a "bisexual trash" raccoon shirt and hat with a Hyena Agenda rainbow button and bisexual face paintMe holding up a bisexual Gadsden flag reading "DON'T TREAD ON ME"
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Bohdan Pavuk @bpavuk.neocities.org · 12/06/2025
here it comes - another sleepless night, another writing! Xbox Ally and the ongoing handheld rivalry is inspiring #gaming #steam #linux #windows #xbox
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Thank You For Your Monopoly, Microsoft | Bohdan Pavuk
Monopoly - we all heard that word. You dominate the market, set the rules, choke new entrants before they even appear, and profit from that. The world witnessed many anti-monopolistic measures of Euro...
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I'll make a new account on this site once someone comes out with a Material You Bluesky client
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
God all of you really are just millennial children huh
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
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Kendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
It bears repeating that 5calls.org makes it incredibly easy to contact your reps. They give you the phone numbers, a script to read, and a run down of what is happening with each issue. I just called my senators in my pjs half awake and I'll probably do it some more later
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
wow twitter's breaking
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onion person @junlper.beer · 22/05/2025
if the democratic party wasn’t a gerontocracy this would have failed. gerry connelly staying in office til he died allowed this to pass. this is echoes of RBG not retiring. when will democrats fucking learn
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*Nurbs @nurbs.ca · 21/05/2025
Honestly, if you're still considering windows the line in the sand, the microsoft thing you won't boycott. Try it. I promise you, switching will suck at first. But eventually, you'll realize windows was hurting you, a tool for marketing and sales, not a tool for you. Take it back.
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
you can get 4 sig pieces of chicken, 2 sides, 2 biscuits, and a drink for $10.48 at popeyes if you order the big box, bring a pen to write the code from doing the back of receipt survey and immediately hand it to them big box = $6.99 survey 2pc + biscuit + large drink = $3.49
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
should I make a new account on here and start over?
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
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ida deerz 🔜 PonyCon Holland @deerz.one · 13/05/2025
using html to convey to you that i'm selling my 10,000 word furry fanfiction about the hot wolf for like $500
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
all of you white privileged middle class millennial khive and libs will come and say i'm wrong and an idiot because you truly do not care because you are not actually affected by whatever party is in power you just want to feel superior and smug over all of the minorities
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Repost if you agree! #FundNPR #FundPBS #NeverTrump #Resist #Fundraise
Background is an array of American flags in a bright, well vegetated neighborhood. Text reads:

I'm not paying Netflix or Disney+ $15/month to cancel my favorite shows—but I will give PBS and NPR $10/month to keep free, quality educational content and news alive. Who’s with me?
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Fuck you and your queue
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Share if you agree! #FundNPR #FundPBS #NeverTrump #Resist #Fundraise
Background is an array of American flags in a bright, well vegetated neighborhood. Text reads:

I'm not paying Netflix or Disney+ $15/month to cancel my favorite shows—but I will give PBS and NPR $10/month to keep free, quality educational content and news alive. Who’s with me?
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Crylo @greenprocyon.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Share if you agree! #FundNPR #FundPBS #NeverTrump #Resist #Fundraise
Background is an array of American flags in a bright, well vegetated neighborhood. Text reads:

I'm not paying Netflix or Disney+ $15/month to cancel my favorite shows—but I will give PBS and NPR $10/month to keep free, quality educational content and news alive. Who’s with me?
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Hannah Posts @hannahposts.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
This feels mean, but I knew that obviously Gerry Connolly couldn't do his job well while being 75 and suffering from a cancer that has a terrible prognosis. It was irresponsible for him to try to work in leadership in that condition. I'm glad he's stepping back now, but what a needless waste of time
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