Reposted by Austinjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Last night, my nightcap (garment) swung around into my eyes and I tripped on my nightshirt and fell down the stairs and the nightcap wrapped around my neck and the pom-pom got stuffed into my throat and my candle flew out of my hands and burned down my house 139410
Reposted by Austinrhubarb @rhubarbmotel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i need to watch everything ever made 3131
Reposted by Austindisturbing the piece @disturbingthepiece.bsky.social · 28/09/2026we're back youtu.be/DPUlwo2YAuU?...youtu.bestring | S2E1YouTube video by disturbing the piece 78035
Austin @greennotblue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026resident evil (2026), directed by zach cregger, is a cautionary tale about having a job. 012
Austin @greennotblue.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If you’re asking ChatGPT what you looked like in the 80s I think you’re an enemy of humanity and the real answer is actually this. 000
Reposted by Austin☁️ hourly yume nikki fangames @ynfgbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026farewell (2012) realistic pond 0194
Reposted by Austinrhubarb @rhubarbmotel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026meesa get so gay off that tequila 035999
Reposted by AustinNo’eau Aitonui/Heiani Mareva Hoata @mudaship39.bsky.social · 18/08/2026ISTFG 159963145
Reposted by AustinJohnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It’s wild, before she passed, I’d never really sat back and thought about the profound role Dolly Parton has played within the Black Community. I obviously knew eyeee loved her more than anything—but didn’t realize how universal this sentiment was. 💕✨ #Dolly #DollyParton 1327
Reposted by AustinMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i keep learning about new WNBA players i would run through a wall for 333359321
Reposted by AustinXploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it 85195024395
Austin @greennotblue.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Having kind of a shitty week. Turns out a playthrough of Disco Elysium is exactly what the doctor ordered. 🔥 110
Reposted by AustinYour Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.” 105157693498
Austin @greennotblue.bsky.social · 07/08/2026genuinely no idea where gen z’s reverence for the ai slop character “tung tung tung sahur” comes from and why it’s treated like the only good one. ai hunk of wood i feel nothing for. 100
Reposted by Austindec scary @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 04/08/2026we need a navigator to get us through the planet's core. this gay gungan may be of help 221555
Reposted by Austinclay 🪴 @claypot.blue · 04/08/2026do you think this was the intended listening experience 0231
Austin @greennotblue.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Went to see The Odyssey tonight and the seats in the IMAX theatre at my local cinema are absolute dogshit and the speakers were destroying my eardrums the entire time so when all the dudes were suffering inside the Trojan horse I FELT that shit. 100
Reposted by AustinVGBoxArt Daily @vgboxartdaily.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Game: YouTube Poop - The Game Console: Nintendo Wii Created by: BazingaBoy13 Uploaded on: December 6th, 2010 08026
Reposted by AustinScott (from NerdSync) @scottniswander.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I still haven’t seen The Odyssey yet, but just tell me how many times does Christopher Nolan play “Jump Up Superstar” 5437
Reposted by AustinRose 🔆 @tamazcat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Just as hope is dwindling, "The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World comes on and then the hype montage plays 132
Reposted by AustinRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 12/07/2026In case you don't follow UFC (don't blame you), alleged rapist Conor McGregor was top billing tonight and came out swinging like a crackhead, only to instantaneously blow out his knee on the very first kick, get punched in the face approximately 11 times, and lose immediately 611122821263
Reposted by AustinBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Trans rights are human rights always and forever. 104154544144
Austin @greennotblue.bsky.social · 30/06/2026playing #chungusodyssey with my boy brett. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 (i don’t have twitter. 🗿) 000
Reposted by AustinIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/11/2024For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit 4358981067
Reposted by AustinJonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 12/06/2026It may bring comfort to remember that he is all alone. Nobody loves him. He will end tonight in a room by himself, in the dark, completely miserable and unfulfilled. He will go on his website and share racist memes and try to mock those who disparage him. But it will only make him feel worse.nytimes.comElon Musk Becomes the World’s First Trillionaire 810029
Reposted by AustinSuper Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Stop Being White 422572824
Austin @greennotblue.bsky.social · 08/06/2026sippin down orange vitamin water and bouncing off the dang wallsssss 010
Reposted by AustinScott (from NerdSync) @scottniswander.bsky.social · 02/06/2026It’s actually so much easier and cheaper to just love your children 318258
Reposted by AustinAny Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026warioware always and forever goated 834121
Reposted by AustinAnnie Wu @anniewu.bsky.social · 25/05/2026More THE NICE GUYS doodles. It came out 10 years ago this week. It was the first movie I saw in theatres after moving to Chicago, which means I moved to Chicago 10 years ago, and I feel very normal about that. Anyway if we can't get a sequel can I have money to draw their further adventures. 20848237
Reposted by Austinaric @aghastronaut.com · 17/05/2026Alien: And how did you run out of water? Earthling: Machines drank it. Alien: Machines. Earthling: We had to feed machines the water. Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water. Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us. Alien: End communication. 562962135
Reposted by AustinEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 13/05/2026So glad instagram makes these ai-generated questions about posts pop up for no reason 2348925
Reposted by AustinAny Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 07/05/2026someone take me out to a ball game for christ's sake 1833022
Reposted by AustinOwen Likes Comics @owenlikescomics.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Marvel has just announced that legendary comic book writer Gerry Conway has passed away at the age of 73. Sending my deepest condolences to Gerry's family and friends. 013346
Reposted by AustinMinnMax @minnmax.com · 25/04/2026We pray you never appear in @jacobgeller.com's dreams. Don't miss the new episode of The MinnMax Show for a surprising amount of Tom Cruise discussion with special guest @lilkombucha.bsky.social - youtu.be/FxL7WeTn92g 0876
Reposted by Austinpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for 129133083375