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Green Goblinio

@greengoblinio.bsky.social
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Da goblin underneath your floorboards, 22, she/her :3

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Wasp 💠 Commissions Open! @vespidia.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
crooked old lady outside of walmart: please buy my lemonade! it's really good! btw all proceeds go directly towards tossing puppies into a meat grinder 💕 all of your friends and beloved creatives: now see, I don't support throwing puppies into a meat grinder... however... I'm really thirsty
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Wasp 💠 Commissions Open! @vespidia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
guy who is genuinely confused as to how drawing fanmade mascots of the crooked old lady's lemonade business also supports her and her business is throwing puppies into a meat grinder
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ah you caught me balancing on my baull!
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
mmmmm breb
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Apple @appleheadd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Asriel
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DemonnGoaTT @demonngoatt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can you tell who’s my favorite Deltarune character? #deltarune
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Bandalorr_ @bandalorr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ticketa #endacopia
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🔥 Gurepyon 🔥 @gurepyon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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melon fella @melonfella.neocities.org · 06/10/2026
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 06/10/2026
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 13/06/2025
"So a dog walks into a bar, an-" Bluesky user interrupting: hey, why is there a dog in that bar? do you know how unsanitary that is?? X user interrupting: I know that dog is a fucking Jew. Threads user interrupting: how long do wallet inspectors take to do their job? cause mine's taking a while.
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
claude generating this post's url for some reason:
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-ac…
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum
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Kye 🎃 Funkenstein @kye.bsky.to · 21/07/2026
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Bala, Gulphaggot, Trannygender 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇷 @nicepussylou.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026
Chat, can we please please please get movement on this? We literally don't have a kitchen, we *need* the things we're making, at the bare minimum we need paint so the recycled furniture we made can be used. Just so our groceries are off the floor. Pretty please, we really need this ;u; 🏳️‍⚧️💕💸
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Austin DT ᕦ(ˇòᴗó)⊃━☆ඞ @coolausdtindt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Oatmeal @ds.gay · 29/09/2026
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 34/157 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
gm
Someone tweets "transgender people are 10 times more likely to commit suicide. What does that tell you?" 

And someone replies "people need to be kinder"
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol
A series of tweets that reads "we didn't have a measles outbreak until we let in four years of millions of people pour over our border" 

"I live in Honduras. We vaccinate" 

"I live in American we can choose if we want the shot or not" 

"I know and that's why you have measles and we don't"
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dover Boys is the funniest Looney Tunes short and I will die on this hill
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 20/09/2026
Tonight, Jewish New Yorkers mark the start of Yom Kippur, the holiest day on the Jewish calendar. It is the peak of the Yamim Noraim, the Days of Awe, and an opportunity for profound reflection.
 
For those fasting — tzom kal, may your fast be easy and meaningful. 
 
And to all who observe, G'mar chatimah tovah. May you be sealed in the Book of Life for a good year to come.
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melon fella @melonfella.neocities.org · 20/09/2026
it’s like Maris just pulled her out and placed her down. deploying weird woman
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Save me ffxi baby chocobo
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SpookyLightning @robbiejobobby.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Felt inspired
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Instagram is completely unusable anymore. It's all ai slop ads, Zionist propaganda or for stuff like "PatriotGPT". I swear, it counts blocking ai slop as interacting and just gives you more.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
don't get me wrong, there *are* things a new linux user may have trouble adjusting to, but more than once i've had replies from people saying that i'm asking too much of the average user for saying stuff like you can install a browser from the command line pretty easily if you want
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💀 Em-balmed Arcadia 💀 @emarcadia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm the least tech skilled person I know. By a lot. My friends make good natured jokes about how bad I am with tech. The switch to Linux has been extremely easy and rewarding
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Trib's full cast of OCs @tribdinosaur.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BEEP BEEP #TribdinosaurArt #Roadrunner #CoyoteVsAcme No one should get between a Roadie and his Yote
Drawing of a giant Raodrunner from Looney Tunes, smiling plainly while looming ominously over the ACME building. Big letters in the back spelled out in all caps: "Beep Beep! Where is my coyote?"
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
mwee
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
yet
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
all those other times are confirmed tho
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Instant Transmission
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Apple @appleheadd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2026
Do NOT vote for anti-transgender Democrats. www.erininthemorning.com/p/the-guide-...
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The Guide To Anti-Trans Democrats In The 2026 Elections, By State
These are the Democrats that LGBTQ+ people may wish to avoid this election cycle.
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 18/09/2026
This is why I hate "just a tool" so so so much. You can make a calculator without access to every calculation. You can make photoshop without access to all photos. Someone show me a genai tool that didn't require all of our labour in its production. It's plagiarism software.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026
freak the fuck out and panic sell everything righgt now. its fucking over
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rue 🔞 @ctenizidae.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Dragonclaude @dragonclaude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Teaching a Ghost to Walk. #Undertale #Alphys #Mettaton
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Did you eat a square chicken today?
A black-and-white cat sits on a floor with his paws tucked under him. His round body looks almost square
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WhisperingSage @whisperingsage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
pennipotentum 
@spinozylvannian

Chinese international student in my class was telling me about how his evangelical dad in Beijing believes that Trump was chosen by god to win the election, but that this victory is part of a larger divine plan to destroy the united states

Nov 5, 2024
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 14/09/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads:

survive. they fucking hate it. it makes them so damn mad. do it.

With a doodle of an elephant in trans pride colors
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
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Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's funny how every week we get like five different stories about cops using flock data to stalk their exes. And these are the ones that get caught.
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is genuinely sooo fucking cool. Please give it a read.
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
2016 Tumblr was different and beautiful
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Green Country Collective @gsustulsa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Darius
2h.

I got fired from AMC because whenever
someone ordered a small popcorn, I'd
"accidentally" fill up a large bucket and tell
them we ran out of smalls.

Now I work at McDonald's, and you better
believe you order a 6 piece, you're getting
8 or 9 nuggets. Order a 10 piece? There are
at least 13 in that box.

l'll keep doing this sh*t until the day I die.
F_ck these giant corporations. I'm here for
the people.
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
dawg on da couch
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