Billy Joel Armstrong @greekmormon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Song of the year so far perhaps??youtube.com300SkullsAndCounting & Jenny Sparks - The Ballad of St. Nick's ParkYouTube video by 300SkullsAndCounting 011
Billy Joel Armstrong @greekmormon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Well, since age 12, I’ve felt like a caged elf 000
Billy Joel Armstrong @greekmormon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026there's an essay to be written about someone smarter than me about the nature of LLM text and commodity fetishism - the ultimate "preexisting things being presented to you as if they had no prior being" phenomenon 000
Billy Joel Armstrong @greekmormon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026ADHD - attention deficit hyperbagfumbling disorder 110
Billy Joel Armstrong @greekmormon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026absolutely incredible custom made bed from facebook marketplace 000
Billy Joel Armstrong @greekmormon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Michael Jackson. One million dollars. You hear me? Holla. 000
Billy Joel Armstrong @greekmormon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I have to assume the artifice is the point but every time I walk past the Halloween costume jpg that decorates the wall of the 5th st subway station here it gets me 030
Billy Joel Armstrong @greekmormon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Farmer, farmer, regional newspaper distributor following a debilitating industrial accident, typist 000
Billy Joel Armstrong @greekmormon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026as a Midwesterner who grew up outside of the Carvel sphere of influence I didn't realize until Sextape's reference to Cookie Puss's head being an ice cream that it was a reference to an actual horrifying ice cream cake with bewildering lore 041
Billy Joel Armstrong @greekmormon.bsky.social · 05/05/2026DANIEL: are you sneaking into the temple to eat the offerings left for the idol Bel PRIESTS OF THE TEMPLE OF BEL: 000
Reposted by Billy Joel Armstrongquaithe of the shadow asshai @clarkconquers.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Yall. Every single one of these people are Black 39855
Reposted by Billy Joel Armstronggamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 14/01/2026fuck i just teared up imagining dogbert sitting patiently by the front door 849940
Billy Joel Armstrong @greekmormon.bsky.social · 13/01/2026when I saw the news that the creator of dilbert had died I felt my eyes fill with tears. I was in disbelief and knew it couldn't be true. thankfully I was right and @mattielubchansky.com is still with us 010
Billy Joel Armstrong @greekmormon.bsky.social · 08/01/2026according to the NYT Venezuela's democratic tradition ended the moment they democratically elected a socialist president 000
Reposted by Billy Joel ArmstrongLouisville Clinic Escorts @lce.bsky.social · 07/01/2026This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026. 31649392788
Reposted by Billy Joel Armstrongjimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 14/08/2025Attachment issues 2654371130
Reposted by Billy Joel ArmstrongDave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Zonker’s nephew in Doonesbury lookin ass 1237636
Reposted by Billy Joel Armstrongvideosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025You guys NEED to hear this awful theme tune. I immediately lost it. 1826292
Billy Joel Armstrong @greekmormon.bsky.social · 13/10/2025I am always entranced by loop pedal magic www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnbV...youtube.comRawnald Gregory Erickson the Second (STRFKR Cover) by Sidney Gish at Union PoolYouTube video by Sleeper Radio 121
Billy Joel Armstrong @greekmormon.bsky.social · 07/10/2025do you ever think about being suddenly killed yet perfectly preserved like Ötzi the Iceman and scientists 2000 years in the future releasing an analysis of you like "we know little about this strange person's culture but we can say for sure that the last thing he ate was a Caniac Combo at 6PM" 000
Billy Joel Armstrong @greekmormon.bsky.social · 03/10/2025it's obviously not factually true but the overwhelming impression of the TSwift Travis Kelce dick song is of someone who has never had sex before 000
Reposted by Billy Joel ArmstrongI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 03/10/2025When they can decide anyone is a criminal you really can’t limit your advocacy and concern for the “good” non-criminals who may suffer. 9548235
Reposted by Billy Joel Armstrongvideosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Decided to start leaving a little message like this at the beginning of each new sketchbook to inspire myself ❤️ 2439
Reposted by Billy Joel ArmstrongJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2025it ought to be interesting to see how everything shakes out 301249110
Reposted by Billy Joel Armstrongdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10/09/2025even now he looks down on the ummah from the gardens of jannah 843227
Reposted by Billy Joel ArmstrongBatsCaulder (They/He) @mattcaulder.com · 10/09/2025Okay, now do one for every person killed in Gaza this week, individually, by name 191448287
Reposted by Billy Joel Armstrongscolipede themed anal beads @amongusyaoi.bsky.social · 10/09/2025BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live 3034011460
Billy Joel Armstrong @greekmormon.bsky.social · 29/08/2025walking home from the train after arriving back in Philadelphia I saw four identical piles of vomit on the sidewalk about 20 feet apart, suggesting either one person had vomited several times or that four people had all eaten the same food and gotten sick nearly simultaneously. feels good to be home 000
Billy Joel Armstrong @greekmormon.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Farthest I've been: N: Stirling E: Vienna S: Montevideo W: Seattle 010
Billy Joel Armstrong @greekmormon.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Spent the weekend in Massachusetts. Massachusetts is a wonderful state, full of history, culture, and extraordinary natural beauty. Its Achilles heel, however, is that it appears to be largely populated by people from Massachusetts 000
Billy Joel Armstrong @greekmormon.bsky.social · 03/07/2025I know people cut the guy a lot to slack for various reasons but Jon Arbuckle’s criterion closet video is honestly embarrassing 110
Reposted by Billy Joel ArmstrongPrison Journalism Project @prisonjournalism.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Just How Hot Are Our Nation’s Prisons?prisonjournalismproject.orgSummer Heat in Prison: Just How Hot Are Our Nation’s Prisons?Prison writers from across the U.S. describe how hot their prisons get in the summer. One prison reached 117 degrees. 6206147
Reposted by Billy Joel ArmstrongI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 23/06/2025The FBI raided DJ Drama’s workplace and pursued federal charges against him for making mixtapes in which the artists themselves were active participants and beneficiaries but somehow Sam Altman should get billions of dollars while never producing anything as close to useful as “Dedication 2” 313741
Billy Joel Armstrong @greekmormon.bsky.social · 16/06/2025My dad introduced me to the Italian neorealist classic Bicycle Thieves but the effect was not so positive on me as a 6 year old 010
Reposted by Billy Joel ArmstrongCaræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 12/06/2025probably something to be aware of that the FBI is arresting people for distributing masks 2254105
Reposted by Billy Joel Armstrongthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/06/2025RIP big dog 443635970
![Wikipedia: "Cookie Puss is an ice cream cake character created by Carvel in the 1970s as an expansion of its line of freshly made exclusive products, along with Hug Me the Bear and Fudgie the Whale. The cake is fashioned with a space alien that uses cookies for eyes and an ice cream cone for the nose.[1] According to Carvel's backstory for the character, Cookie Puss is a space alien who was born on planet Birthday.[2] His original name was "Celestial Person", but the initials "C.P." later came to stand for "Cookie Puss".[2] In his television commercials, Cookie Puss has the ability to fly, though he requires a saucer-shaped spacecraft for interplanetary travel. During the 1980s, Cookie Puss was repurposed to serve as a cake for St. Patrick's Day, dubbed "Cookie O'Puss", which continues to be sold annually.[3] "](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6kkuwuvxqcqscugdwilbtme7/bafkreiaglerxoqqs6d47eizw4itnef7vyvwkfmfjsm2tuo3siwbuqbyiuq)
![• Alex Chilton, the former lead singer of Big Star, recalled receiving middle-of-the-night phone calls from Wilson asking him to sing on a recording of "Shortenin' Bread'' ("He was telling me I have the perfect voice for it"). [31]
• The Monkees' Micky Dolenz said that when he tripped on LSD with Wilson, John Lennon, and Harry Nilsson, Wilson played "Shortenin' Bread" on piano "over and over again". [291
• Biographer Peter Ames Carlin wrote that Elton John and Iggy Pop were bemused by an extended, contumacious Wilson-led singalong of "Shortenin' Bread", leading Pop to flee the room proclaiming, "I gotta get out of here, man. This guy is nuts!"[32]
• Musician Alice Cooper recalled that Wilson considered "Shortenin' Bread" to be the greatest song ever written. According to Cooper, when he asked why, Wilson responded
"I don't know, it's just the best song ever written." [33]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cfy5rgqvohpdqxgu2geb5u2b/bafkreiezoi2xwo35alw7yhztpyuwpiuikzdsnj63tek5fzaspvfj2dxgve)