Reposted by GreedoThe MAJC Man @themajcman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Damn this mf out here putting the glute in gluten 301024164
Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Describe the plot of a book series badly: A man tries to clean the dark one’s taint 030
Reposted by GreedoBatty Finn @missbettyfinn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Happy Happy Birthday to my friend @greedo.bsky.social aka Goo, Goobert, Goorificus, Slime & Daddy Goobs! A great guy, an awesome friend and my partner in meme crimes of days gone by. 🎂 3124
Reposted by GreedoJohn Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I can’t explain it but it came to me fully formed- Donald Trump and Tim Curry will die on the same day 372947632
Reposted by GreedoH @h2k.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry and Dolly Parton singing “islands in the stream” 132
Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026My 'Sex Purge' movie has people asking a lot of questions that that I will not be answering about my ‘Sex Purge’ movie 020
Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I need something to occupy my little one when I’m playing my ragas. Anyone know a good baby sitar? 130
Reposted by GreedoJason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Being a parent is pretty tough, but it's all worth it for that moment, every once in a while, when you get to take your kid to the city to see a marching band and say, "Will you defeat them? Your demons and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made?" 211692221
Reposted by Greedogg @ggold328.bsky.social · 31/07/2026in the land of mordor, where the shadows lie... 082
Reposted by Greedoandy™ @andylevy.net · 29/07/2026odysseus returns home, frustrated that there’s no word to describe what he’s been through 1554472
Reposted by GreedoDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 22/07/2026"I didn't know the leopard would have explosive diarrhea on *my* face!" 735890
Reposted by GreedoDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The Jones Act's terrible for Hawaiʻi. It requires all US water shipments to be made on American-built, owned, and crewed ships. While intended to support national defense and a robust domestic shipbuilding industry, it has led to high shipping costs, limited competition, and reliance on imports.theatlantic.comFew Know About This Law, but Everyone Is Paying for ItThe past few months have shown just how anachronistic and costly the Jones Act is. 622963
Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026@oronalex.bsky.social You are now my enemy. May the Lord judge between you and me. And may the Lord avenge the wrongs you have done to me. The two classic RPGs are Octopath Traveler I & II. 020
Reposted by GreedoJosephine Riesman @josie.zone · 18/07/2026ok, we have obtained impulse-purchase tickets in less than an hour, we'll be seeing the movie everyone's talking about Can't want to see how Christopher Nolan adapted ODDWORLD: ABE'S ODDYSEE 6566
Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026He’s saying that people come in more than black and white. If they’re white, yes. If they’re brown, no. If they’re black, also no. 010
Reposted by GreedoH @h2k.bsky.social · 15/07/2026[ilan wurman the shopkeeper] take this citizenship. But beware it comes with a terrible curse [me] that’s bad it comes by birthright that’s good but your parents are immigrants that’s bad they are white tho that’s good but they’re Finnish who are down the ladder of Nordics can I go now 0135
Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026The world’s most niche phobists breathe a sigh of relief…until Neill’s will is read 082
Reposted by GreedoMonkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 13/07/2026He died as he lived: ignoring good advice and treating healthcare like some kind of fucking joke. 0136
Reposted by GreedoDean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read: 11034689513661
Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026🎵I wish that I had ChatGPT’s Hallucination of Jesse’s Girl🎵 220
Reposted by GreedoDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead 4848271006
Reposted by GreedoScam Ghouldin @scamgoldin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one. 7194673630
Reposted by GreedoDr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 07/07/2026McConnell USMNT Platner Campaign 🤝 🤝 dead 837381
Reposted by GreedoH @h2k.bsky.social · 06/07/2026My turn to be smug. Senator Warren, will you disavow Graham Platner and retract your shameful endorsement? 1213
Reposted by GreedoH @h2k.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Graham Platner hates women. also he is a nazi. He’s a misogynistic Nazi With very real proof of both available, the Nazi part being inscribed on his person with indelible ink, and the misogynist part with the accounts of multiple women who people shamefully invent excuses to disbelieve 162
Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Why are Maine Dems so horny for this weird Pez dispenser-looking mf? 3101
Reposted by GreedoH @h2k.bsky.social · 05/07/2026thread of stuff I want to share in group chat but can’t so main gets it context-free 1/x 2165
