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The Great Pretender

@greatpretender133.bsky.social
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Anarcho-slacker, couch enthusiast Fill in drummer for Def Leppard

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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sitting in ER buzzing on fent the ambos gave me and someone decides to lose their shit at the triage nurse
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A screenshot doesn't do justice to how Berry delivers this line
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Final citation count for this one ended up being 27 lol
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Assessment task outline: use around 10 citations My brain: at least 25 sources, got it
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Samuel Sterns The Leader Reveal
ALT: Samuel Sterns The Leader Reveal
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also, how are those things "over"?
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why..why is Genghis Khan British?
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is like saying an abusive pimp is no different from the sex worker he slaps around
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As with most trilogies it goes off the rails by the third but the 1,000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, 3 From Hell movies
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Conservatives thought they could brute force a cultural victory and are scrambling for why that isn't happening
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Probably a coincidence that this has been a hobby horse for American politicians for years
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, you'd know all about that anti woke grift
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Remember when The Rock was closer to normal size? Like you watch attitude era WWE and he's one of the smaller guys
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's always amazing for your case when you have to get into clauses and technicalities
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jessie Singal of all people has no ground to say this, like everyone knows what he is about and what his beat has been for years
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Lee CroNina's The Mummymoto 💀 @spacecoyote.com · 17/09/2026
Homer wearing the nacho hat but the nacho had has been photoshopped to look like the Guile hair popcorn bucket
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Having flashbacks to a lot of people with water drop emojis telling me this specific thing wouldn't happen and that we need to vote Labor to prevent the basics card being rolled out further
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
incredible lol
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A bunch of things about this man are starting to click
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🧟‍♀️ Ditty Doop and the Creppy Spoops 🎃 @goosname.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Once… there was this Ed who… listened to Rob Kraft and then he fired Macklemore and… when… he tried to tour more… he found, his backing bands were missing. he couldn’t quite repair it, his apology was soooo baaaad mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
God fucking damn it
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Doing this, and pulling the eventually "who else are you going to vote for" in a country with preferential voting and has had a Ricky Muir situation will never not be somewhat funny to me
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You can not look this twee and run for Obe Nation, Malcolm Roberts will think you're some kind of folklore creature and hunt you for sport
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*Trent Reznor voice* Dogfuckers, Dogfuckers incorporated
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I swear to god man. You ever just see a version of yourself that’s just better in every way. Like “what if my life had gone slightly differently”. Just fwiw it’s less about him being the mayor than somehow growing his hair back
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 06/09/2026
Hey hi hello no pressure but I figured I'd link this here just in case. Things have been really tight since Eggs passed/his vet bills and it would be extremely helpful if this was filled before the end of October. Thank you to everyone who has helped or boosted💕
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
From having heard anti vaxxers talk, I think a lot of them confuse measles for chicken pox
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
MDMA was originally designed as a way to stop abnormal bleeding
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Accidentally said "on kirkmas eve?" to a kid but in my defence they said "I want to kirk myself" first
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Suburban mums in disarray
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 08/09/2026
Original Nathan Fielder "my friends out of frame laughing too" tweet, with photo of Elizabeth Holmes creepy smile photoshopped as a second carousel photo
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Eric, this is an ad you mark
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Okay, now I have to see this movie. Sounds awesome
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/09/2026
jealousy professor
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hit the level of depression where I've emailed an ex, gooood times
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Bobby from King of the Hill saying this
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
seeing an improv show vs seeing two dogs and a pig
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Unova, Paldea, Ooh, I wanna take ya To Alola, or Galar Come on pretty mama In Kanto and Johto Baby, why don't we go?
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Stone Butch Blue Velvet @jennyllello.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
counterpoint: this is absolutely the Animal Totem of the DNC
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Lol I thought they'd have been smart enough to steer clear of the actual guy himself but alas
Post from The Great Pretender (me) dated 28/08/2026 stating he assumed some destiny orbiter got into a position of power and that nothing that's happened has dissuaded him from it
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You'd think after tweeting herself out of a job she'd stop posting insane shit
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André Guindi 🪷👹🪷 @andreguindi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
this one is especially egregious
A single panel comic hand drawn illustration of Barret Wallace from FF7 gesturing disgustedly to a screenshot from nvidia's atrocious DLSS 5 slop that leaked, showing a photo of what was once Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, but is now a yassified Al model standing in a flatly lit Instagram environment. Barret's text box reads "We're killin' the planet for THIS shit?"
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
American Wolfmother areas
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
People are going to be rocked when they learn how much of the NDIS was to facilitate People attending appts once the full cost of the cuts comes due
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Steve McPherson @steventurous.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A classic.
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The song "Jolene" but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you're not sure what Jolene is except that you're afraid of her.
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• your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / there's no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene d
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He screams about you in his sleep and when he wakes, does naught but weep in terror, of the one they call Jolene
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blackening the summer skies
with burning wings and countless eyes we tremble at the sight of you, Jolene
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• we cower here beneath your gaze that sets the earth and sky ablaze have mercy at the end of days, Jolene d
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don't know why I thought this was a sounding rod before I read the post but I did
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The Great Pretender @greatpretender133.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Marc needs to go threads to deploy his meme, like he did when they were calling that coach aggressive and over the top
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Same.
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Dream Job: Retirement
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