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History's Greatest Monster

@greatestmonster.bsky.social
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Things I enjoy: Dogs, Horror films, my family, kind people, sportsball, weirdly specific & specifically weird comedy.

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History's Greatest Monster @greatestmonster.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
PARTIALLY DEVOURED by @danielkraus.com is essential reading if you're a Night of the Living Dead fan, a Romero fan, a horror fan or just a fan of good things. As someone who counts NOTLD as his fav film, I'm genuinely perturbed anytime I've had to put the book down.
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History's Greatest Monster @greatestmonster.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Will @danielkraus.com be attending last Living Dead Weekend in Monroeville Mall in June?
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended
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Mordechai Luchins @typolad.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
My first book, an urban sf murder mystery, is coming out soon. publisher has asked me if I can get any blurbs from any genre writers I know. I’ve asked a few times to people I know but no luck. I’m making this public. Anyone in Sf/fantasy/comics have an interest in blurbing a novella?
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Staid @staidindoors.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
they're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening
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Kurt Busiek @kurtbusiek.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Heh.
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"I want," the man said to the art robot, and then described an image in some detail. 
"Certainly, said the art robot. A printout came out of its chest. 
"Thank y- Hey! What's this?" 
"A list of artists who make images of the kind you describe, and who are accepting commissions." 

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This is a horror story to a techbro and a feel-good comedy to anyone with a sense of human decency.
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Rudbeckia @rudbeckia.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Kate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
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Cody R. @canthealz.com · 28/07/2025
Well said!!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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Shawn Harris @shawnforcongress.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you spread the word?
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
This came up in my reels a few days ago & I haven't been able to stop thinking about it
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
When I'm at a job interview and they ask me where I see myself in ten years.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
*Camera pans to a group of fans outside of the Vatican in pope jerseys, going nuts even though most of them haven’t heard of the pick before last week*
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 05/05/2025
Sinners (2025)
Michael B. Jordan and the Count from Sesame Street
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History's Greatest Monster @greatestmonster.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Kubrick's The Shining: Time, Trauma and Quantum Theory #FilmSky #Kubrick #horror
Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance stares as the hedge maze model.
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History's Greatest Monster @greatestmonster.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
A film that takes place where you're from.
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
When you’re not educated, you have to rely on experts to guide you. This is fine. I don’t know anything about roofing, so I rely on roofers to explain to me about roofs. So beware the people who tell you ALL the experts are wrong about stuff like vaccines, or masks, or, y’know, tariffs.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 04/04/2025
Who did this?
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Bill Burr is a national treasure 🎯! "You journalists need to get your balls back"
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
We really do have a special bond with dogs, because if you were out for a walk with your friend Doug and every three minutes he was like “hold on, it smells like somebody peed here, let’s check it out” you probably wouldn’t keep hanging out with Doug
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Tristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
This is Winston Churchill visiting the White House during World War II. Funny how he isn’t wearing a suit either. Almost like he was a wartime leader defending his country from being slaughtered and wiped out by an authoritarian aggressor.
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History's Greatest Monster @greatestmonster.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Man, this really is a Golden Age for unimaginative, unsympathetic morons isn't it. Your day has come.
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Bret Taylor @bretinvancouver.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
It's bad, T. He's firin' all the Inspector Gadgets.
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History's Greatest Monster @greatestmonster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 21/01/2025
MY GIRL LIKES TO PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIMMMMMMEEEEE MY GIRL LIKES TO PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIMMMMMMEEEEE MY GIRL LIKES TO PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIMMMMMMEEEEE This is me disassociating
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Gary Whitta @garywhitta.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I wouldn’t have made it this far into 2025 without edibles and the 24/7 GI JOE YouTube channel
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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
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History's Greatest Monster @greatestmonster.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
"You can draw a baby, right?" "No, but I can draw James Caan." "Good enough."
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
We wanted to understand the economic rationale for buying Greenland. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Jersey Mike's in Toms River.
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Tamara Yajia @tamis.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Me releasing a cupped fart in your direction
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strawberry zinger @lavendersac.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
who up shrinkin they dinks
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History's Greatest Monster @greatestmonster.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Tonight you will be visited by three spirits...
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
waiter: are there any allergies at the table? me (already drunk): BEES
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History's Greatest Monster @greatestmonster.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I've decided that as I age, I'd like to adapt the fine suit & large glasses fashion style popularized our finest British gentleman actors. I'll be taking no more questions at this time.
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I often think of Dave at this time of year
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I love how people think those little cheese knives are for serving cheese, like awwww that's cute no those are for *defending* your cheese, trust no one
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David Mack @davidmackau.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
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History's Greatest Monster @greatestmonster.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
If you see this, you must post 4 of your favorite characters from 4 different series…pass it on! #Television 📺
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History's Greatest Monster @greatestmonster.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I was about to post the hot take that Joe Dante @thejoedante.bsky.social maybe has had the most eclectic career I can think of, but then I remembered Bob Clark existed. #FilmSky #Movies
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History's Greatest Monster @greatestmonster.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
#FilmSky #Movies 🎬🎥 Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order No explanations, no reviews, just gifs. DAY 20:
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History's Greatest Monster @greatestmonster.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
#FilmSky #Movies 🎬🎥 Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order No explanations, no reviews, just gifs. DAY 19:
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History's Greatest Monster @greatestmonster.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
#FilmSky #Movies 🎬🎥 Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order No explanations, no reviews, just gifs. DAY 18:
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History's Greatest Monster @greatestmonster.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
#FilmSky #Movies 🎬🎥 Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order No explanations, no reviews, just gifs. DAY 17:
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History's Greatest Monster @greatestmonster.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
#FilmSky #Movies 🎬🎥 Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order No explanations, no reviews, just gifs. DAY 16:
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History's Greatest Monster @greatestmonster.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
#FilmSky #Movies 🎬🎥 Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order No explanations, no reviews, just gifs. DAY 15:
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History's Greatest Monster @greatestmonster.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
#FilmSky #Movies 🎬🎥 Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order No explanations, no reviews, just gifs. DAY 14:
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