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Emily

@greatereremily.bsky.social
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She/Her. I write when I can. Positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry. Twenty-three

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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today I saw a bus full of people in identical t-shirts speeding toward me but luckily I remembered to buy—
A sign for ‘CIS INSURANCE’
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just found out Smash Ultimate doesn't even have a real All-Star mode! I certainly knew this in the past but I've been playing so much smash recently and I was kinda excited to go through it.
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God I just fucking hate the worship Tom Cruise gets from certain cinema fans
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I did the games thing
Super Smash Bros Brawl, Pet Alien for the DS, Nintendo Land, Super Metroid, Sonic Rush Adventure, DJ Hero, Danganronpa, Shovel Knight, Box Boy
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 28/09/2026
Jem stans need to grow the fuck up lmao like I don’t even care about the Misfits that much, but if you seriously believe that the Misfits attempted to kill The Holograms then sorry you’re just like actually out of touch with reality
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I sure do wish Metroid Ravenous special edition would have restocks literally why is this impossible
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'M SIIIIICK I WANNA NOT BE SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Halo is just a machine that exists to justify the existence of more Red vs Blue. Seeing as they no longer make Red vs Blue, they need to stop making Halo.
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So in a new edition of Gamers Are Liars Sometimes, Metroid II: Return of Samus for the Game Boy is just a genuinely really good and fun video game that improves on I think literally every aspect of its predecessor.
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man i finally saw Tony and it was unfortunately kinda bad and really showcased Matt Johnson's weaknesses as a filmmaker. Dude cannot write women :(
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Katie's talent on the most recent Game Changer is genuinely I think the most unhinged thing anyone has done on the entire show
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Jon Cartwright @jon.gvg.io · 22/09/2026
Rayman
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Does Ace Attorney even have any lingering plot threads or do the people just want a new game for the sake of it?
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
18 Sep 2026
Heathcliff walks down the street at night wearing a helmet that reads "HELMET". Two owls watch him walk, and one of them says "Sometimes a helmet is just a helmet."
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
usually when i hear people say that the moon is a planet, i just have to shake my head. like, yes, if it’s a full moon? okay. you’ve got me there. a full moon is a circle and therefore a planet. outside of that, though, a planet either has to be a circle, like jupiter, or a dot, like stars
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Beat Metroid NES! That shit was dated as hell! I respect what they were trying to do and I did have fun but it has so many quirks that make it more than a little frustrating.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Rachel gotta change her name cause I've never seen her Miss
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James @nitrorad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
found this in my pictures folder. I think i made this in photoshop years ago mike lebowlski
mike from monsters inc being bowled like a bowling ball down the bowling     lane
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've gotten to the point where I've decided to play through NES Metroid. Guys there are not a lot of Metroid games
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We as a society don't appreciate Waddle Dee enough
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Guys... I love Metroid. I love it so much it's so good.
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Uh oh, watched a bit too much Did You Know Gaming and now I've become obsessed with Gunpei Yokoi!
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy 9th Anniversary of Ted Cruz jorking it to stepmom porn on 9/11
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Since we're in an Ocarina of Time mood, it's occurred to me that some of you won't have heard the once-significant giant Ocarina of Time mini-musical me and Brent made long ago. (Pretend you've already seen a less impressive musical argument between us) www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRGx...
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Zelda: Ocarina of Time WITH LYRICS feat. Dave Bulmer - Brentalfloss
YouTube video by brentalfloss
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Samus Aran is literally me for real. Samus is not textually transgender in any way or even subtextualy but in my mind you know she has a bit of transgender about her. She's so cool.
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Calli Giovanini COMMS CLOSED @calligiovanini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bird of Prey (Samus Aran from Metroid Ravenous)
Digital painting portraying the Nintendo character Samus Aran, from the Metroid series, as a ravenous creature on top of a totem. 
Samus, a woman wearing a full futuristic space suit with giant round shoulders and an arm canom, crouches on top of a totem while holding a pink flame with a off-putting bird claw shaped hand. Her arm canom on the other hand oozes a yellow substance. She looks at the camera like she has just noticed us.
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trouble on Dookie Island
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Metroidddddddddddddddd
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Samus Metroid my beloved
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
METROID 6 LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO DAY FUCKIN ONE BAYBEEEE I DON'T EVEN GOT A SWITCH 2 BUT I'LL BE THERE SAMUS ARAN IS LITERALLY MEEEEEEEEEE
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Last minute direct prediction: CDi on NSO. Calling my shot. If I'm right I think I win 2026
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nintendo hire this man!
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I eould like to formally apologize to Super Mario Bros. 3, the people were right you were one of the greatest games ever made. I hereby rescind any negative comments about 2D Mario as not applying to you.
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Got to play Nintendo Land with some friends today and yeah I love the Wii U so much. I get the complaints, I do, but dual screen gaming will never be topped in my mind. Pay no attention to my growing up with it that has nothing to do with it.
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I say this about Venture Bros. all the time but also my favourite tv show is Red vs. Blue sometimes I need to put my opinions into perspective for myself I really just say shit
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Scott the Woz japanese dub... what a time to be alive...!
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Remember when Ted Cruz liked porn on twitter?
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sometimes I think about Poison from Final Fight and how their solution to not wanting to score controversy from players hitting a girl is they just said she was trans.
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I hope the Chris Hansen voice infects Pattinson like Elvis did to Austin Butler
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I love Robot Chicken it sucks so much it rules.
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
IT IS MY BIRTHDAY EVERYBODYVHAS TO BE NICEYS TO ME BEVAUSE IT IS MY BIRTHDAY
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Lily Alexandre 🛰️ @lily-is.online · 30/08/2026
going to a Clipping show and yelling PLAY GUNS AND SHIPS
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
WNBA drama:
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Were-Mona ★ Aster Gets Armed dev @rambleprism.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Don't know if folks forgot or if most are just not aware. But I've been seeing an alarming amount of Ubisoft praise on Bluesky since Gamescom. All I ask is that you're aware of what you're supporting. #Ubisoft #Rayman #Gamescom
Collection of headlines from the past few years, highlighting:
-Ubisoft's toxic work culture
-Its higherups protecting abusers
-Ubisoft closing a studio right after unionizing
-Ubisoft going all in on generative AI
-Ubisoft pushing for microtransactions and players no longer owning the games they buy
-Ubisoft partnering with ModRetro to make Rayman stuff. Modretro is a company from Palmer Luckey (self proclaimed 'radical Zionist' and weapons manufacturer)
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I miss E3, Tails. I miss it a lot.
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Remember when Josh Gad fucked and had children with Q*Bert? Remember when they put that in a movie and it was widely released and he has little Q*Bert children?
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm on a bit of a streak right now where I'm just playing a bunch of the greatest games ever made I beat Ghost Trick, I played through Earthbound, I'm in the middle of Metroid Prime, everythings kinda coming up Milhouse for me video games wise
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Emily @greatereremily.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I need to move out there are people in my house and it is making me want to become the joker
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