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@gothywolf.bsky.social
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She/her 🏳️‍⚧️ Come for the snark, stay for the heartfelt conversations!

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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 6h
Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It saw me.
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m just going to lie here and watch DS9 for a bit. You guys go on without me
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Lt Cmdr Marvel
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The same story repeats itself everywhere in the culture: dumb rich guys who don't know what anything is or does, who are too lazy/smug to learn and ideologically committed to the idea that everything they don't control is Woke Bullshit, wrecking stuff on principle. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/25/w...
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How U.S.-Canada Tariff Negotiations Turned Into an All-Out Trade War
Detailed accounts of the final hours of the negotiations show that, while the United States offered Canada what it said was the best deal of any country, what Canada had to give up in exchange was see...
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Katt @sarcastickatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We gotta get gaudier for Dolly, and weirder for Tim.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/08/2026
This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh no. Not Dolly. 😭
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

 

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). 

 

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

 

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.         

 

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.
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Jeanne d'Snark 🏳️‍⚧️ Bull of Heaven @jeannedsnark.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
George: It started out with a kiss, Jerry. A kiss! How did it end up like this?! Jerry: It was only a kiss? George: It was only a kiss!!
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My father-in-law is an infuser. He is insanely gifted. We were looking at goldfish together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to infuse them today. I will never forget his answer… 'We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.'
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cozy milly 🍂 GWF prep @mischiefmilly.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
this sentiment is definitely applicable here
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i think ppl would be a lot happier and better-adjusted on here if they realized that being online on a website is like being in any other casual public space full of people. if u walk into walmart u dont immediately think to yourself “i have to be friends with everyone in this walmart and if not everyone likes me i’m a failure” and u really shouldn’t feel that way online either. likewise if there’s a guy in the walmart parking lot shouting obscenities u probably wouldn’t answer him and that’s literally an exact equivalent to some of the weird stuff that people on here seem to feel they’re obligated to respond to.
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Ok so the new Avatar trailer looks great
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I have decided to write a ttrpg. Please clap!
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Oh no, sex! Oh my stars and garters! Whatever shall I do if I become aware of the carnal sins?? Internet puritans are weird as hell
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He died as he lived. Scared, alone, and betraying those he ought to have protected. He was a coward and a liar, who schemed and debased himself when he demonstrably knew better. History will not remember him, his legacy is a cold headstone and a footnote in other men’s stories.
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Chrysalis 🕷🦋 @chrysalling.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Honestly you need to stop engaging with your fave media through the lens of what it "could have been" because I can guarantee you WILL be disappointed every time. Engage with it for what it IS, the story is trying to tell you something and you're ignoring it.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I shouldn't be surprised that the bourgeoisie have no idea how supermarkets work, since the bourgeoisie don't work lol
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say Starfleet has a bisexual valor theft problem
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I really want to run another ttrpg but I fear that I have become very bad at GMing
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I don’t know shit about Deltarune and I refuse to learn
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What’s your favorite movie from each decade of your life? 80’s The Princess Bride 90’s Tommy Boy 00’s Revenge of the Sith 10’s Mad Max Fury Road 20’s Superman
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I’ve gotten obsessed with watching woodworking guys on YouTube and I don’t want to buy any of the stuff or make chairs or whatever so I couldn’t figure out what I was loving so much. I just figured it out a few minutes ago. It’s the feeling of hanging out with your grandpa while he’s making 1/
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Fats and all the ways we have figured out how to use them over the years. Cooking medium, ingredient, both? Fats, babes
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The billionaire lifestyle is unnatural and dangerous. It leads to moral decay, flies in the face of family values, and has been known to encourage criminal activity. Billionaires are a sexual threat to our children. Their agenda must be stopped. I’m not a bigot, I am merely Spender Critical.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Bender Laughs: Oh Wait, You're Serious
ALT: Bender Laughs: Oh Wait, You're Serious
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Slightly increase a band Counting One Additional Crow
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on a Earthy looking planet with greenery & tropical plants and a foggy haze behind our characters.  Probably quite humid and #moist. Centered is Riker, freshly shorn, with Data to his right and Tasha Yar an extra step behind on his left. She looks concerned, Data is pulling a reading on his tricorder, and Riker has his foot propped and his knee up. Classic Riker. Closed caption reads, "Your mother."
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Emily Darling @radicaldreamer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
ikea has this new storage chest for kid's rooms that looks like a mimic, and I applaud this kind of thinking. it's good to teach children about the dangers of mimics early, so they don't fall prey to one the first time they go adventuring
a yellow toy chest that looks like a mimic, with pointy teeth inside and little paw like feet
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Everything is so stupid
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evil guy (comms open!) @shalpilot.etheirys.social · 26/04/2026
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Sena Bryer @senabryer.com · 25/04/2026
My insane guess: "Guess who's back" = Eminem = "Marshall" is the new job 😂
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Toboe (Lover of Lizard) @tobroe.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
thinkin abt yoshi-p's reaction to the words 'free to play' and 'season pass'
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Lissette! 🐀 @handle.invalid · 24/04/2026
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I swear to God if Hurricane fucking Teddy is the bad one this year, we need to shut this whole civilization thing down because we’re definitely in the stupid timeline and I refuse to try to make the slapstick universe work
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I am far too old to be aware of Jimmy Beasts as anything other than, "The Guy That Had That One Zaxby's Meal And He Is Annoying on Youtube I Think?" But Dan filled me in, and I now have to question what James Beastman knows about anything, really
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Celestaux - FFXIV Write success @duskwightdancer.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Feeling very "what if I quit my job and ran away and hid deep in the woods where no one could find me" today
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!
Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
*clicks a different video and clicks do not recommend again* Stop. Looking at it. He’s not being impeached or voted out, the Dems aren’t going to do a goddamn thing, we’re on our own. Unsubscribe, turn it off, ignore it. Take actual care and actual action with actual people you actually know.
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 23/03/2026
when the programmer who worked on simcity actually implemented the city income calculation logic based on the design doc was he doing maxis taxes praxis
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I’m having one of those “deactivate accounts and uninstall everything” sort of days
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I think I am entirely too weird and old
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Wh0 3ls3 up r3m3b3r1n6 wh4t w3 0nc3 h4d?
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Y’all should really name these artists. Saying nothing lets someone else be taken advantage of.
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Oh hey I'm a middie now! Poses by the incredible and beautiful @quenthulu.bsky.social
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
10 anime to get to know me? - Cowboy Bebop - Konosuba - Violet Evergarden - Ancient Magus Bride - Frieren - Dragonball - Fairy Tale - Last Exile - Cyberpunk: Edgerunners - Trigun
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Soph @gothywolf.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Oh hey I'm a middie now! Poses by the incredible and beautiful @quenthulu.bsky.social
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