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Paddy O'Furniture 🫘

@goseahox.bsky.social
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Working for Frenchton Labs. Grocery Bro. d20 Earth Society. Supplier of Profane and Profane Accessories. Caveat Lector

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 19h
life is just being under blankets and then all the hell times between being under blankets
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quilterjude.bsky.social @quilterjude.bsky.social · 20h
The president of the United States is a liar.
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Stranger in a Strange Land @bartstafford.com · 04/10/2026
The president of the United States is a felon, a liar, and a rapist.
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Paddy O'Furniture 🫘 @goseahox.bsky.social · 16h
The "President" of 🇺🇲 is a 🍜🫅🍕💩
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Drty Dozen @12bardrty.bsky.social · 23h
More like Penalty Nucua amirite
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Will Chris Bledsoe’s October 7 Prophecy Come True? | Tom Rapsas share.google/7q4y9L37gmhx... @goseahox.bsky.social
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Tick Tock Debate Me
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Senator Schmitt-Head, "I'd like to solve it. The Atlanta Hawks"
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🖌 Myandra sez: 🖍 Impeach the MF'er soon. We're waiting. @myandra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Poor Agatha!
One witch is asking the other why she is so sad. 
She says she can't have children
The first witch says, "Allergies aren't the end of the world."
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I Completely Agree, Coach!
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Darth Tugmutton @sheeparecheaper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Meidas Paul Wigton 🫘 🇺🇳🇺🇦 @rvroomie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you’re not from Missouri, you may not know that Eric Schmitt got his start in MAGA politics by suing public schools for mask mandates while their teachers died during a pandemic. The really strange thing? He never sued his own kids’ school for their mask mandate. He’s a piece of Schitt.
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Paddy O'Furniture 🫘 @goseahox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Elon Musk is the Ray Kroc of science and technology. Never created a goddamn thing, just bought, leveraged or outright stole it from the creators and marketed it as his own.
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Paddy O'Furniture 🫘 @goseahox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@alivitali.bsky.social I'm listening as I fall asleep. It's not even midnight here in Honolulu. Aloha. #waytoolate #waytooearly
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Paddy O'Furniture 🫘 @goseahox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I see Arva Flour Mills is on the list of Canadian producers. I cannot recommend Red River highly enough. It is about my favorite hot cereal and pairs wonderfully with blueberries and maple syrup
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 02/10/2026
TODAY: New SNAP cuts are kicking in because of Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill." 5 million people have already lost food assistance, including 1.5 million+ kids since the bill was enacted. No kid deserves to go hungry so Trump can give his billionaire buddies another tax handout.
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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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CathySchott @atlantacathy2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me🙌🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️
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Paddy O'Furniture 🫘 @goseahox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@muellershewrote.com @dgcomedy.bsky.social Bird watching in the International Market in Honolulu
Your humble poster, flipping the bird to the Waikiki Tesla dealership In case you wondered about the hat, it has an upside down US flag and "86 47" on the front
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CoolHandNuke @mrfawkes50.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Thomas Long @rayosunlong.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Stargazer @stargazer262.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine what it will be like when our civilization is entirely enslaved by the tech bros and their data centers? Tech bro argument; "But we need data centers, otherwise your refrigerator won't be able to talk to you." And, no, that isn't a joke, that was an actual tech bro talking point.
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's not seeing anything because he's not looking for it. He's telling everyone what he wants them to believe.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This 👇
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
84 Candles 🎂 today for one of my favourite Actors — the wonderful IAN McSHANE
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The entire GOP are treasonous traitors who have betrayed America.
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lol or this one @goseahox.bsky.social
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Bobby Hill: I Don't Know You
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You gotta hear it in her voice for it to be valid lol @goseahox.bsky.social
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Angry Woman: You Don't Know Me!
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Boricuabc2 @boricuabc2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just on time, there’s another fucking caravan. You can’t make this shit up. Anyone buying this is a complete moron
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Paddy O'Furniture 🫘 @goseahox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Johnson is a Russian psyop. I really believe that. That's not a conspiracy theory
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✨𝕊𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕒 - Teh-REDACT-all✨📎 @samiamnurnot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For anyone who is thinking of not voting in November-
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CatWoman @catwomanresists.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Paddy O'Furniture 🫘 @goseahox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Excuse me, Steward? I believe I specifically booked the non-baby section."
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Paddy O'Furniture 🫘 @goseahox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fun thing to say when on a plane right after takeoff: "How do you like THOSE apples, Sir Isaac Newton?"
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The response when progressive policies that help millions of people are proposed... "How will you pay for it?" The response when the richest 1% ask for tax cuts, or banks ask for bailouts, or defense contractors ask for more contracts... "How much do you need?" It doesn't have to be this way.
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RedStateBlues @coolsprings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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I am Jane Doe we are not moving @auntieemwefucked.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Todd Blanche is claiming that the men were victims?? Excuse me? Seriously? Really?
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/09/2026
Now let’s resume talking about Epstein.
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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When your favorite NFL team loses a game for the first time since November of last year
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Paddy O'Furniture 🫘 @goseahox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Stick Man's Computer Rage Meme
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Norway produces more oil than Venezuela. And yet, between January and August 2026, electric vehicles made up 97.8 percent of all new cars sold in that country. Moving to EVs is often based on intelligence, not need. Which is why it lags in the notoriously short-sighted and stupid United States.
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David S @davidsti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As long as SEA is within a score, you are in danger
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Paddy O'Furniture 🫘 @goseahox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did they change cleats at the half? They've done that before with bad field conditions and dominated 2nd half (WC @ Carolina). That time, it wasn't enough to win. Let's hope it is today
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Paddy O'Furniture 🫘 @goseahox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jack Sunsmith FTW AGAIN!
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Paddy O'Furniture 🫘 @goseahox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FUCK
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