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Laura 2027

@sekhmetsinging.bsky.social
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Married. No I'm not interested. Seahawks & PNW fan. Darwin Award cheerleader. Slightly crazy. I'm that Deadly rez Auntie. Mother of dragons. Chaos. No DMs ever. Please keep me off lists and Don't get on my nerves.

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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 5h
I love this stuff. I still buy it.
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 5h
I can feel it like Thanos snap 😆 the Tuell 6 are all together again. We are the infinity stones LOL ✨️ of destruction 🤣
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Thanos Wields Infinity Gauntlet in Fortnite
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 6h
Last night's dinner date.
 Sushi rollRamen I had the creamy chicken  bowl with garlic bread. Kamukura restaurant
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 6h
Yeah I took those lol
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
@mindflakes on x
friend: have you tried doing things in a normal, correct way?
me: no, that is not how I choose to live my life
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Mr Burns Mr Burns Dancing
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
social media post featuring an image of an airport security line above a tweet.

Top text reads: "This would make airport security lines 20% more efficient overnight"

In the middle photo, passengers stand in line at an airport security checkpoint under a large electronic sign displaying three icons and instructions:

    A shoe icon with "shoes: ON" (with "ON" in green)

    A belt icon with "belts: OFF" (with "OFF" in red)

    A laptop icon with "laptops: OUT" (with "OUT" in red)

Below the image, a tweet from stevemur (@stevemur) reads:
"I love the bit where at each airport it's one of the 8 possible combinations, but you don't know which, and they get exasperated when you ask"
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
open.spotify.com
Bitch, Don’t Kill My Vibe
Kendrick Lamar · good kid, m.A.A.d city · Song · 2012
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me soon lol
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Jipoune in Hawaii's Scenic Mountains
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FunHouse Radio @funhouseradio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
► FunHouseRadio.com <- TUNE IN Like this #meme? Try the #stream.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Life hack: Don't support a politician who would rape your kids
photo of trump, melania, epstein, and ghislaine
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OMG my other sister made it over too!!!! Yay I didn't know she was coming - awesomeness 😄 Hella natives gonna be whooping it up this weekend! What are we celebrating jk it's the Libra birthday parties 🥳
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lol @goseahox.bsky.social
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Nene Leakes: Done and Done
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lol or this one @goseahox.bsky.social
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Bobby Hill: I Don't Know You
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You gotta hear it in her voice for it to be valid lol @goseahox.bsky.social
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Angry Woman: You Don't Know Me!
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hubs is just the freaking greatest 😍
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After babecation goals lol
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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🖤 #WAWG @sirvonchilds.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
I just did a loud crackle 🤣🤣
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
First time in 5 Below store yesterday and wow. Made me miss Kmart, Shopko and Big Lots. 😩 We have 1 Walmart in Clarkston and 2 dollar stores, a tester CVS and a Walgreens. Oh and Hobby Lobby. I miss when shopping was fun.
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Kmart Dancing
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Seattle Seahawks @seahawks-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Style points 😮‍💨
Jaxon Smith-Njigba, Drew LockJarran ReedLeonard WilliamsElijah Arroyo
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah, where are all of your stupid truck caravans NOW, MAGA? Hmmmm???
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1 more day
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Hula Dance Dancing
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It rained a lot today. I was able to throw down some grass seed in the areas we removed the goat heads. Drenched the yard again and hopefully we'll come home to baby grass. 🤞🏼😔🤞🏼
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@usschaoticdisaster.bsky.social hope you're feeling better finally.
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm officially on Libra birthday-cation. 🙌🏼 starts with my niece tomorrow and then hubs and the rest of them lol today was fucking awful the rage headache I had was unreal. I worked my ass off 2 YEARS for this and hurricane be damned I'm going to the BEACH ⛱️ 🌞 🍹
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ouch that hurts me lol 😆
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lol
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White Rabbit for Easter 2024
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
2 days you guys. I'm so ready. I'm try to get out early after my trainings. This should be me soon... very soon. 😎 ⛱️ 🧉
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Dj Khaled Dancing on the Beach
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#satire?
Jill Stein Emerges From
Hibernation To Fuck Up
Another Major Election - 
Jill Stein exits cryo-pod,
asks which election she’s
here to fuck up.  

[pic of jill stein in front of mic] 

satire
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friday is my sleeping in day but I get up early so the dogs can stare out the window at the trash guy. They only see the top of the truck with flashing lights and arms lol
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've never known or met a native man who doesn't drink coffee. The thought is weird. I think my dream was a nightmare lol
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dyke macdonald @gaychel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😂😂
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hi, 👋🏼 I found out how to just post to people I like lol 😆 I've had it with repost of shit on weirdo's pages begging people for money.
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Tina Twerking
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Presidents with nothing to hide don’t ban reporters.
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Always gotta be gotta be someone ruining it I swear.
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Futurama: Fry & Bender - I Can Do This
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey my muchachos, I've had a run of very bad luck. Please retweet for visibility. Thanks. t.co/QXnWEWjuW5
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
5 days to babecation
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Chevy Chase sips a cocktail by the pool
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Mabon ya witches and wizards lol 🧙‍♀️ 🧙‍♂️
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Happy Fall Y'all
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's giving vibes lol
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Bananas In Pyjamas Walking Up Stairs
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Brian Adventure, Awaits! Huzzah! @phillyb322.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Arf Arf
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@mrjohndarby

therapist: start from the beginning

george lucas: no
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Seattle Seahawks @seahawks-bot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Building something special.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Self-improvement takes time. After all, you didn't turn into a piece of shit overnight. Says Skeletor knowing he’s a piece of shit but that he didn’t used to be so change is possible!
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MadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Noah likes it when Seattle Seahawks win! 🏈 We do too. Go Hawks! And Orcas🫍
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Seattle Seahawks @seahawks-bot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
12 in a row. 😮‍💨
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Seattle Seahawks @seahawks-bot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Complete. Team. Effort.
SEAvsARI 31-7 Final Score
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Laura 2027 @sekhmetsinging.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Let's Go Hawks!
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